My Favorite Things
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Gundark
Okay, I don't know where I come up with these things, but, sing this to yourself instead of reading it (I assume you've all seen "The Sound of Music".) Its 2 verses then a chorus then 2 more verses then a chorus again.
"Stormtroopers Helmets and Chewie's Bowcaster"
"Those Ewoks on Endor sure were a disaster"
"And why don't Cantina Band guys ever sing?"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Ozzel and Needa lay dead on the deck"
"Hey Captain Piett, it looks like you're next"
"Piss off Darth Vader and look what it brings"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Grand Moff Tarkin!!! Artoo-Detoo!!!"
"Lando had a cool pad"
"I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad"
"Threepio doesn't like asteroid fields"
"Luke went to Yoda's and had a bad meal"
"The Princess and Solo are having a fling"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Old Ben Kenobi believed in the Force"
"Jabba the Hutt was as big as a horse"
"Does Vader's cape ever get static cling?"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Merchandising !!! Re-releases !!!"
"George's wallet gets fat"
"I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad"
Xizor
That was awesome Gundark. I had to print it out and sing it to my roomates(then they beat me up
)!!
Darth Daft
I agree, that was the coolest Star Wars rhyme I've ever seen. Here's mine.
Chicken and chicken and a few bits of chicken,
topped with some chicken and a little bit of chicken,
Then add some chicken and a little bit more,
these are a few of my favourite things.
Xizor
DD, I thought you prefered to make pancakes with your feet?
My favorite things are mostly illegal.
Gundark
DD, that doesn't even rhyme. You are a chicken's arse.
Darth Daft
Poems don't need to rhyme.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
Ratcat
I've heard that before but it still made me laugh. Thanks DD, you brightened an otherwise dreary Saturday afternoon.
UnknownBountyHunter
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Germans can Rhyme
Better than You!
Xizor
I like wrestling
card playing
drinking
basketball
baseball
football
smoking
reading
espionage
skydiving
high stakes gambling
highway racing
skullduggery
orienteering
building suspensionn bridges for fun
translating ethnic slurs for cuban immigrants
bare knuckle boxing
playing the harmonica
riding roller coasters
deep sea diving
monky dancing
Star Wars
skiing
and intercourse
But poetry is not so good!!
Gundark
Back off, Xizor. I spent a week laying awake in the middle of the night putting that all together in my head. You are bantha poodoo.
Ratcat
Now, now ladies, lets not fall out.
Gundark
Okay, okay, Xizor, you're nice-smelling bantha poodoo.
(just kidding)
Darth Daft
Don't worry, Gundark. I'm sure Xizor wasn't reffering to your poetry. Just poetry in general. He might just be one of these people who don't like to read poetry.
UnknownBountyHunter
Xizor=Junge=Poetry-Disliker
Xizor
I'd prefer if my posts weren't tampered with you junge!!!
Gundark
Okay, I warned all of you that I would be back with more
Here it is:
"Anakin Skywalker was a good kid"
"Too bad he's gonna turn out to be Sith"
"Sidious takes him right under his wing"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Qui-Gon and Yoda just can't get along"
"JarJar can do almost anything wrong"
"Padme is gonna end up with a ring"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"Start the cloning ! New lightsabers !"
"Who is Anakin's dad ?"
"I simply remember my favorite things"
"And then I don't feel so bad"
"Obi-Wan sure does a number on Maul"
"Way down that deep shaft we all saw him fall"
"Now time to hire a new underling"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"The whole Jedi council is quite a mixed bunch"
"Like the cantina if you go there for lunch"
"The sport of the day seems to be podracing"
"These are a few of my favorite things"
"What are midi's ? What's George thinking ? "
"Throwing us all of that crap"
"I simply remember my favorite things"
"And then I don't feel so bad"
Well, it may not be as good as the first one, but this rhyming thing and trying to get the right number of syllables is tricky. I'll try to torture you with some more down the road......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Dim
This is Gundy's brain..
queeq
All this and brains too? Wow!!!
Gundark
At least you don't have to listen to ME sing it.
queeq
*pulls one of his earplugs out of his ear*
What did you say?
Gundark
Hey....we could sing this at the wedding...wouldn't Dim and RC just LOVE that ?
queeq
Cool! I'll get us a karaoke set with two mikes.
Gundark
I don't even sing at Mass on sundays..I'm sure NOT gonna sing into a karaoke machine.
queeq
*places his tommy blaster at the back of Gundy's skull and smiles*
Yes you will and you will enjoy it.
Gundark
(Gundark turns around and stares directly at queeq)
"You don't need to hear me sing"
queeq: "I don't need to hear you sing"
"I'm not the singer you're looking for"
queeq: "You're not the singer I'm looking for"
"You will give me a raise and quarterly bonus at the Tavern"
queeq: "Yes, right away"
queeq
*pushes the charger button of the tommy blaster*
Here's your raise.
Gundark
(Gundark skillfully ducks and brings up ignited lightsaber at the same time) Playtime, master ?
Dim
Hey!...I don't wanna start smacking heads!!
queeq
*quickly holsters his tommy blasters and starts whistling innocently*
My, Gundy, pulling an ignited lightsabre on me. That's not very nice.
*looks at Dim and points at Gundy*
She started it!
Ratcat
Hmmmm, I think Dim may finish it....
queeq
NO. NOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not Dim.
Gundark
Hey, I have more verses to come...don't lock me up yet, Dimmy. Besides, Xizor hasn't read part 2 yet.
queeq
And now, when Dim comes in, she CAN sing. How typical!
Ratcat
She's just scared of little ol' Dimmy!!!!
queeq
Hmmmm, maybe I should turn her to the Dark Side next.
Ratcat
Too late, I think she already knows her path.
finti
Finti puts broccoli in his ears and awaits Gundark to start singing.
Ratcat
Guess it's beats a Cauliflower ear!
queeq
I prefer celery myself.
Gundark
You guys really have veggies on the brain. I guess its time to to put Triffid on the menu at the Tavern.
queeq
Cool! Do we get to kill them ourselves?
Ratcat
*RC starts to organise a triffid hunt.*
Queeq, where's you put those cargo nets you used to ship all this stuff down from the surface in?
queeq
Oh, they're outside. In the container next to the Goober Fish nest.
Gundark
And aren't the goober fish sleeping now, queeq ??
Ratcat
Auuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
queeq
Guess not.
Ratcat
*RC runs back it*
OK, will SOMEBODY please get this thing off my butt. I never knew Goober fish could bite so hard!
queeq
Looks like you learned the first lesson of underwater entertainment.
Ratcat
No, that's the lesson where we hold you head under the water 'til all the bubbles stop rising, then we count to 100, then we count to 100 again but slowly, then we lift you head out of the water.
queeq
Tell me this, please RC. Why does it have to be MY head, hmmmmm?
Ratcat
Guess you just happen to be the lucky one!
queeq
In my experience there's no such thing as luck.
Ratcat
Well, in that case I must hate you!
Ratcat
Awwww, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Ratcat
Oh gosh, St. Pats day under the swamp???
queeq
Finti left some ale to rot in the back, it's almost green.
Ratcat
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhh
hh. That's two in as many minutes.
queeq, you are a sick man.
queeq
Two what? *confused*
Ratcat
Two sicko comments.
Ratcat
One up there and there was one in another post. Something about Gindy and bycycles or something.
Gundark
Gindy ? Who the heck is Gindy ? Yeesh, RC you've really been hitting that wine
Hey next time you talk to Xizor over in JC, tell him I made up more verses to this song. He got beat up after he sang the first one to his roommates, I just wanna make sure he gets a second chance. Hehehe.
Thanks.
Ratcat
I dunno, but she had a cycle.
queeq
Looks like it's contageous.
Ratcat
Well, I haven't got rash, have you.
Gundark
Rash ? Who said anything about a rash ?
Ratcat
Well, if it's not that what are all those marks on queeqs back???
Gundark
He just got back from his acupunture appointment. Its very stressful, creating chaos all the time, you know.
queeq
The only problem is that the acupuncturist is blind.
Ratcat
Hmm, in that case you're lucky to not havbe had your eyes poked out...
queeq
The black helmet helps.
Ratcat
Bruising too huh???
Ratcat
I love it when I soooo funny one one else understands.
Or am I just speaking nonsense!?!
Gundark
(Gundark is playing with her spaceballs toys) Oh, queeq, your helmet is sooooo big.
queeq
*picks up the Princess* Yes Gundy, you are now mine. Come here and I'll show you the way of my force.
Gundark
Hmmmm...I hope that door is locked tight. I wouldn't want anyone to see us playing with our toys.
queeq
*quickly closes and locks door*
Gundark
Thank you, queeq. You know I always have Mr. Coffee when I'm watching Mr. Radar.
Ratcat
OMG, GUNDARK!!!!
Ratcat
Playing with your toys, well I mean!
queeq
I like playing with her toys.
Ratcat
But the truth is queeq that she would never have you.
Gundark
Ooooooooooo......tell us more, RC.
Dim
You people are sick!
Ratcat
I belive that's for you to say Gundy.....
queeq
Obviously she doesn't know. And neither do I. Explain yourself, RC, PLEEEEAAASSE.
Ratcat
Thankfully I don't have too.
queeq
Well, you started it.
Ratcat
Still don't have to. See, you miss the vital ingredient. Something to blackmail me with to make me.
queeq
Plenty, but I would never stoop that low. I'll torture you for it if you like.
Ratcat
You have NOTHING!!!!
Dream on dutchboy!!!
queeq
I have my thumb screws, and a whip, and a rack and and and ...
Ratcat
and you are clutching at straws!!!
queeq
Does that hurt a victim? I would if it does.
Ratcat
Well I ain't hurting right now...
Dim
I heard straw can give you really nasty slivers..
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