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Oh, so it's taking away an icon for asexuals and trying to make it an icon for homosexuals. Because a sea sponge wants cock?



It's rumored that 1% of the population is some form or asexual. That's close to 1/100 people. That's a lot of asexuals. If every single one rose up and told people to stop shitting all over one of their beloved characters, maybe this would stop? But asexuals appears to be just as apathetic about LGBTQ+ rights as they are about sex.

This type of needless anthropomorphism of gender and sexuality is inflated as nauseam to the point of mockery of true LGBT people.

Spongebob isn't gay.

I had forgotten that Korra was bisexual.

Originally posted by Surtur
Spongebob isn't gay.

I had forgotten that Korra was bisexual.

Along with almost every single human alive. Almost every single person alive is bisexual to some degree. From a lot to a little bit.

Spongebob aint Gay. But the Adults Who want Him to be are Total...You know...PHAGGOTS!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Spongebob aint Gay. But the Adults Who want Him to be are Total...You know...PHAGGOTS!

durwank

Are You jerking to Spongebob Bashy? I would have though you more a Patrick Fan.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Are You jerking to Spongebob Bashy? I would have though you more a Patrick Fan.

durwank

Totally Called It

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Totally Called It

durwank

The Chafing

SpongeBob Asslesschaps.

Nickelodeon only tweeted that Spongebob is part of the LGBTQ+ spectrum, which would include Asexual. Although, yeah, some fans are being dismissive of asexuality to assume that means gay. I think the only main characters not asexual were Mr. Krabs/Ms. Puff and Plankton/K.A.R.E.N.? On the other hand, an asexual character would be easier to let by the censors of that era than a gay one would. Some speculate that is why Hillenburg went with that about Spongebob.

I loved that showed regardless though, and I definitely got queer vibes from it at times. Does no one remember the Patrick/Spongebob raising a baby clam episode? With Spongebob playing an unappreciated housewife?

https://youtu.be/jneysYvEfYI

I'm surprised they didn't use a couple's picture for Korra/Asami though. They're
bisexual main characters that end up with each other after being romantic rivals over the same boy. They could've doubled that picture's social score easy.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Nickelodeon only tweeted that Spongebob is part of the LGBTQ+ spectrum, which would include Asexual. Although, yeah, some fans are being dismissive of asexuality to assume that means gay. I think the only main characters not asexual were Mr Krabbs/Ms Puff, and Plankton/K.A.R.E.N.? On the other hand, an asexual character would be easier to let by the censors of that era than a gay one would. Some speculate that is why Hillenburg went with that.

I loved that showed regardless though, and I definitely got queer vibes from it at times. Does no one remember the Patrick/Spongebob raising a baby clam episode? With Spongebob playing an unappreciated housewife?

https://youtu.be/jneysYvEfYI

I'm surprised they didn't use a couple's picture for Korra/Asami though. They're
bisexual main characters that end up with each other after being romantic rivals over the same boy. They could've doubled that picture's social score easy.

Mr. Krabs had a thing for Mrs. Puff.

Mr Krabs will be Dealt with. Showing Blatant Heterosexuality will NO LONGER BE PREMITTED IN CHILDREN's ENTERTAINMENT!


EVERYBODY MUST BE GAY!!!!!!

Fly, you dip your chub in honey so that the gnats will lap up the honey with their tiny little proboscises. It's the closest you can get to a blow job.


This is the face you make when those little gnats are buzzing all over your chub:


pained

Edit - Wait, I'm wrong. Gnats do not have proboscises. lol So what are they using? Their little gnat tongues? I'll look it up...brb...

Well as Long as the Gnats are GAY!!!!!!!!!

ITS ALL OK!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Well as Long as the Gnats are GAY!!!!!!!!!

ITS ALL OK!

haermm

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Mr Krabs will be Dealt with. Showing Blatant Heterosexuality will NO LONGER BE PREMITTED IN CHILDREN's ENTERTAINMENT!


EVERYBODY MUST BE GAY!!!!!!

Be careful saying krabs will be "dealt with"
Krabs is clearly a jew analog and you could be seen as anti semitic.

It was never a surprise to me given shit like that underwear match between him and Patrick and the clam episode. He's probably queer as he kind of liked Sandy at some time, IDK if i'd say he's exclusively gay

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mr. Krabs had a thing for Mrs. Puff.
Yeah, she seemed interested in him too from what I remember. They had a date episode.

Plankton/K.A.R.E.N. had the best relationship of all though lol.
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Mr Krabs will be Dealt with. Showing Blatant Heterosexuality will NO LONGER BE PREMITTED IN CHILDREN's ENTERTAINMENT!


EVERYBODY MUST BE GAY!!!!!!
We saw plenty of heterosexuals. Spongebob as a show wasn't focused on relationships in general though. We watched for the goofball antics.