Colossus vs. Thor

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StiltmanFTW
Unworthy Thor, no Mjolnir, no Jarnbjorn.

abhilegend
Colossus oneshots himself.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by abhilegend
Colossus oneshots himself.

Thor is fully capable of owning himself, too.

xXI_wing_IXx
Thor owns himself faster stick out tongue

StiltmanFTW
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gunchar
Is this a troll/joke thread?

StiltmanFTW
No.

The only joke is Thor, who has been written in such way for a good while.

Kazenji
Originally posted by gunchar
Is this a troll/joke thread?

It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

StiltmanFTW
Colossus is more or less equal to Thing.

Thing has fought Thor in the past and done quite well.

Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.



All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

Piotr literally eats him.

lawest9
Originally posted by Kazenji
It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

juggernaut74
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.



All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

I damn near posted this yesterday but I refrained.

I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by juggernaut74
I damn near posted this yesterday but I refrained.

I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Good thing I'm not such a nice guy, then.

https://i.ibb.co/RDx4ndm/colossus01.jpg

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**** thorbags and their feelings.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Colossus is more or less equal to Thing.

Thing has fought Thor in the past and done quite well.

Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.



All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

Piotr literally eats him.
Really? How well did Thing do?

StiltmanFTW
He dominated Thor till Sif came to his rescue and you know it.

juggernaut74
I don't know the fight you guys are talking about but if Colossus can fight Juggernaut who was said to be stronger than ever and win via BFR he should be able to hang with Thor in this scenario.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by juggernaut74
I don't know the fight you guys are talking about

Thor #485.

Thing was driven into bloodlust by Lorelei and managed to get an upper hand against Thor, while in that brainwashed state.

Sif had to save Thor and team-up with him, in order to restrain Ben.

Wonder Man
More than just strength Colossus is high nigh invulnerable. If Thor should strike with lightning Colossus might be able to conduct the full power of the strike like a artistic intelligence boost like Leonardo Davinci.

StiltmanFTW
Yeah, Colossus is not the one that gets KO'd by a single bullet thumb up

Khazra Reborn
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StiltmanFTW
Mother Storm was doing the heavy lifting for Thor all those years...

MrMind
Originally posted by Kazenji
It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

what's up with thor fans getting so personal?

you know thor isn't real, don't get so uppity like your actual father got insulted

StiltmanFTW
Look at Lawest.

He wants to be a kryptof@g and a thorbag at the same time.. that's... unhealthy as f*ck.

You need to decide, law. You need to pick a side. Can't choose them both.

Wonder Man

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He dominated Thor till Sif came to his rescue and you know it.
Wow, doninated?! Didnt know that. Good feat for Thing then.

Booya_69
Thor sleeps colossus via arm triangle, sends him back to the b league.

celeyhyga17
C league.

Wonder Man

Kazenji
Originally posted by MrMind
what's up with thor fans getting so personal?

you know thor isn't real, don't get so uppity like your actual father got insulted

Doesn't help it when Tweedledum and Tweedledee (You and Stilt) constantly do it whenever there is a Thor vs related thread.

h1a8
Different writers different opinions. One writer wrote Colossus as a decent fight for Gladiator.

StiltmanFTW
"One writer."

Chris Claremont, you dummie.

h1a8
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
"One writer."

Chris Claremont, you dummie.

Different writers have different opinions. This is a true statement. I verified the statement by giving ONE example.

Who's really the dummy?

Wonder Man
Colossus could learn the forging process and win fights on skill.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by h1a8
Different writers have different opinions. This is a true statement. I verified the statement by giving ONE example.

Who's really the dummy?

You are. Everyone in CBVF and MVF can confirm it, it's a well-known fact.

You're not even familiar with the comics we discuss on this board.

Claremont has written most of Colossus' apearances, he's written him and the X-Men for two decades and sometimes still works for Marvel.

Claremont's Colossus is the most accurate portrayal of the character we've got.

Wonder Man

lawest9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Look at Lawest.

He wants to be a kryptof@g and a thorbag at the same time.. that's... unhealthy as f*ck.

You need to decide, law. You need to pick a side. Can't choose them both. These are comics sir, I can pick and choose as I please. 😜

lawest9
Colossus is no match for the T-God.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by lawest9
These are comics sir, I can pick and choose as I please. 😜

This is KMC.

You can't be a fanboy of both Supes and Thor. It's against the rules here.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by lawest9
Colossus is no match for the T-God.

https://i.ibb.co/KF4xmL6/caption.png

celeyhyga17
Stillosus loses.

StiltmanFTW
Prolossus*

Wonder Man
Colossus is immune to weather.
His organic steel can do things that only Magic knows of.
Magik beat Thor. Runs in the family looks like.

lawest9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/KF4xmL6/caption.png Because he fought Thor still doesn't mean that he is a match for him.

h1a8
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are. Everyone in CBVF and MVF can confirm it, it's a well-known fact.

You're not even familiar with the comics we discuss on this board.

Claremont has written most of Colossus' apearances, he's written him and the X-Men for two decades and sometimes still works for Marvel.

Claremont's Colossus is the most accurate portrayal of the character we've got. irrelevant post.

So you admit to not understanding basic English?
Good to know.

Wonder Man
Howard the Duck could beat Thor. If Enhcantress can get away with day dreaming Thor like in Secret Wars1 then the Duck could drown him with just a little fu.

lawest9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This is KMC.

You can't be a fanboy of both Supes and Thor. It's against the rules here. Is that in the "KMC Constitution" or is that a made up unwritten rule of this forum?.....
..I've been a big fan of both for decades, long before there were a KMC forum.

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by Kazenji
Doesn't help it when Tweedledum and Tweedledee (You and Stilt) constantly do it whenever there is a Thor vs related thread.

To be fair, I am all about how Stilt does it. You can tell he just doesn't like the mfer. He doesent really debate about it. And more importantly, he doesent get mad when you talk shit about wtf ever it is that he likes.

I don't give a damn if y'all talk shit about him as long as you don't get butthurt when your character gets disrespected. Or just go around lowballing him all the time.

Stilt is right, I wasn't even a Thor fan or a Superman hater when I first got here. But you see things....things that will change a man around here😂

MrMind
it's just fictional characters shadowfries, won't change your life in any way

Wonder Man
If Gambit could tank Glads. Colossus could curb

-Pr-
Originally posted by lawest9
Is that in the "KMC Constitution" or is that a made up unwritten rule of this forum?.....
..I've been a big fan of both for decades, long before there were a KMC forum.

Don't mind Stilt, he probably won't remember this conversation tomorrow anyway.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by lawest9
Is that in the "KMC Constitution" or is that a made up unwritten rule of this forum?.....
..I've been a big fan of both for decades, long before there were a KMC forum.

The latter.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Don't mind Stilt, he probably won't remember this conversation tomorrow anyway.

Not a chance, I've been sober most of this shitty year.

StiltmanFTW
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lawest9
Originally posted by -Pr-
Don't mind Stilt, he probably won't remember this conversation tomorrow anyway. Lol!!!!

StiltmanFTW
Being both a Thorbag and a Clarkf@g will just get you bullied by both sides, broski.

Wonder Man
Zarthos is on the Russians side.tzarthos

lawest9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Being both a Thorbag and a Clarkf@g will just get you bullied by both sides, broski. Believe me.........I don't take anything here that seriously, take a chill pill mac.


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StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by lawest9
Believe me.........I don't take anything here that seriously, take a chill pill mac.


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Your posts show otherwise haw-som

CriticalShaft
This is a shitstomp. Feats > statements and Thor contending with hulk and silver surfer puts him miles ahead of colossus

StiltmanFTW
Colossus fought the Hulk, too. And Gladiator.

Also, keep in mind Thor is unworthy and unarmed here.

CosmicComet
Originally posted by Kazenji
It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

Scandinavian dudes rape no one.

They invite people to rape them or their wives.

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