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Bizarro(post-crisis/n52/rebirth) VS Loki(616)

*Kid Loki's feats can also be used.
*Loki as the god of stories is restricted.


BFR OFF
wins by disability or death.
Fighting takes place on uninhabited planet earth.

Damn this is after what bizarro just did to trigon who is most likely above surtur.

Originally posted by Diesldude
Damn this is after what bizarro just did to trigon who is most likely above surtur.

Bizarro wins

Loki

This is an interesting thread. Bizzaro is very powerful, being a shitty Superman clone, but he'd also be particular susceptible to Loki's illusions and manipulation. Also, Loki being very powerful with magic really stacks the deck.

I think Loki would be a terrible opponent for Bizzaro. He'd be better off against a less manipulative sorcerer like Dr. Strange or Zatanna who'd be more likely to go zap for punch, and doesn't have the durability/regeneration of Loki.

Rage's Loki rips Bizarro in half and then goes toe to toe with Sundipped Merged Superman, causing universal shockwaves.

I specifically highlighted Loki's intelligence/manipulation and contrasted that to traditional power vs. power fight mechanics of someone like Strange. I didn't even get into power levels really.

Classic Loki easily shits on Dr. Doom in his kingdom, and YA Loki can go toe-to-toe with the most powerful version of Dr. Strange we've seen yet, and I highlighted his intelligence. Pound for pound, Asgardinan magic is arguably the most potent in the MU and Bizzaro has a magic weakness (At least it was?) and I picture Loki outsmarting Bizzaro or talking him into surrendering.

When did something that reasonable, become fanboyish?

so defensive

It's just boring.

I feel like an old man reminiscing about the old days when every thread was interesting AF, comics were great, and not the copy/paste idiocy.

don't let the door hit you on your way out

Bizarro is also intelligent in some showings now, just saying

Originally posted by MrMind
don't let the door hit you on your way out



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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I specifically highlighted Loki's intelligence/manipulation and contrasted that to traditional power vs. power fight mechanics of someone like Strange. I didn't even get into power levels really.

Classic Loki easily shits on Dr. Doom in his kingdom, and YA Loki can go toe-to-toe with the most powerful version of Dr. Strange we've seen yet, and I highlighted his intelligence. Pound for pound, Asgardinan magic is arguably the most potent in the MU and Bizzaro has a magic weakness (At least it was?) and I picture Loki outsmarting Bizzaro or talking him into surrendering.

When did something that reasonable, become fanboyish?
Or Bizarro just beats the shit out of Loki like Ghost Rider did and put him in his car's trunk.

The way Rage talks about Loki implies Loki would stomp classic Thor or even Thanos.
That's how you know that something is not quite right with his take.

Wait. Kid Loki? WTF has he ever done? Also, if this were the original Loki, we don't start off using his worst showings vs Bizarro's best.

It's all Loki showings minus the part where he jumped tiers in a few pages(god of stories).

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This is an interesting thread. Bizzaro is very powerful, being a shitty Superman clone, but he'd also be particular susceptible to Loki's illusions and manipulation. Also, Loki being very powerful with magic really stacks the deck.

I think Loki would be a terrible opponent for Bizzaro. He'd be better off against a less manipulative sorcerer like Dr. Strange or Zatanna who'd be more likely to go zap for punch, and doesn't have the durability/regeneration of Loki. agree.

bizarro freeze visions loki then oneshots him

Originally posted by MrMind
don't let the door hit you on your way out

So irritating

Originally posted by carver9
So irritating

Lol

Originally posted by abhilegend
Or Bizarro just beats the shit out of Loki like Ghost Rider did and put him in his car's trunk.

You really need to stop shitting in the same river you bathe in, it's not good for your intelligence. Killing the last few remaining brain cells you have left.

1) Ghost Rider jumped Loki from behind while he was trapping Steve, and then put him in his trunk off-panel. Loki was unharmed the entire time and in the same comic, GR was pretty strong (Traded blows with new She-Hulk).

2) Giant-Celestial amped She-Hulk stomped on Loki from behind and then he got jumped by Strange who tied him up with the bands of Cytorrak. He was unharmed.

...Annnnnd the entire thing went according to his plan.

Offensively, he trapped/held simultaneously Thor/Iron Man/Captain Marvel, and was casually beating off Dr. Strange. He even got shock-teleported into the Sun and casually shielded Steve.

So you referenced a story where Loki was able to masterfully orchestrate a complicated series of events, manipulating both the Avengers (Including BP, Steve, Tony Stark etc.) and the Dark Celestials, showed vast offensive powers and durability, as evidence Bizzaro would just...punch him into submission? LOL.

Based on that comic, an easily outsmarted Superman clone is no threat to even YA Loki. He ends up working for Loki, or getting teleported to Jotunheim after being abused for a bit. .

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You really need to stop shitting in the same river you bathe in, it's not good for your intelligence. Killing the last few remaining brain cells you have left.

1) Ghost Rider jumped Loki from behind while he was trapping Steve, and then put him in his trunk off-panel. Loki was unharmed the entire time and in the same comic, GR was pretty strong (Traded blows with new She-Hulk).

2) Giant-Celestial amped She-Hulk stomped on Loki from behind and then he got jumped by Strange who tied him up with the bands of Cytorrak. He was unharmed.

...Annnnnd the entire thing went according to his plan.

Offensively, he trapped/held simultaneously Thor/Iron Man/Captain Marvel, and was casually beating off Dr. Strange. He even got shock-teleported into the Sun and casually shielded Steve.

So you referenced a story where Loki was able to masterfully orchestrate a complicated series of events, manipulating both the Avengers (Including BP, Steve, Tony Stark etc.) and the Dark Celestials, showed vast offensive powers and durability, as evidence Bizzaro would just...punch him into submission? LOL.

Based on that comic, an easily outsmarted Superman clone is no threat to even YA Loki. He ends up working for Loki, or getting teleported to Jotunheim after being abused for a bit.
Damn, talk about a meltdown. Relax idiot, Bizarro punches Loki's heart out, just like trigon. This is not a comic.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Damn, talk about a meltdown. Relax idiot, Bizarro punches Loki's heart out, just like trigon. This is not a comic.

You're more likely to drink clean water than Bizzaro being able to do that.

Unlike Trigon apparently, Loki can teleport/shape-shift/cast illusions and has potent healing spells.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You're more likely to drink clean water than Bizzaro being able to do that.

Unlike Trigon apparently, Loki can teleport/shape-shift/cast illusions and has potent healing spells.
What's with the fixation with water? Are you in Somalia?

Yeah, Trigon who can resurrect Zauriel (a being above Spectre/Phantom Stranger) is being compared to Loki. This idiot.

What's the jibe about clean water about?

Rage is just a butthurt racist idiot that's all.

Imagine bragging about clean water, and thinking you're the one who looks good.

Trigon one shots Asgard along with Odin and Thor, destroys the nine realms

Then celebrates with the Somalis gangbanging rage's ex

Originally posted by abhilegend
What's with the fixation with water? Are you in Somalia?

Yeah, Trigon who can resurrect Zauriel (a being above Spectre/Phantom Stranger) is being compared to Loki. This idiot.

Hopefully he can ressurect himself next issue.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What's the jibe about clean water about?

I'm taking a jab at Abhil's ethnicity because he's from India.

Originally posted by carver9
So irritating

You are Rage's new girlfriend?


Better be careful or Somalians will abduct you, too

Carver is willing to lick any marvel fanboy's cock

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You're more likely to drink clean water than Bizzaro being able to do that.

Unlike Trigon apparently, Loki can teleport/shape-shift/cast illusions and has potent healing spells.

Originally posted by MrMind
Carver is willing to lick any marvel fanboy's cock

Youre an infection. Far better having Rage here than you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are Rage's new girlfriend?


Better be careful or Somalians will abduct you, too

Stop. We dont need people here whos soul purpose is to run people off. You even know better than this.

Thorbags ain't people.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Hopefully he can ressurect himself next issue.



I'm taking a jab at Abhil's ethnicity because he's from India.
So you are being racist for no reason?

Loki wins

Nope

How does Bizzaro win, when Loki can create multiple illusions and duplicates, casually BFR, and has powerful enough magic to beat up magically resistant characters?

Bizarro punches him really, really hard.

How does he figure out how to punch the real Loki? This is a real terrible match up for Bizzaro, just admit it and move on. You lost this one.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62891919.jpg

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
How does he figure out how to punch the real Loki? This is a real terrible match up for Bizzaro, just admit it and move on. You lost this one.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62891919.jpg
Yeah, because Loki has superspeed and Bizarro has snail's speed.

Oh wait.

Rage is falling apart lately, the racist post isn't even subtle anymore, third grade shit

Loki is dead even before he blinks. Odin and Thor die trying to save him.

Originally posted by Diesldude
Loki is dead even before he blinks. Odin and Thor die trying to save him.

facepalm

Guys, please keep it civil.

You are Apollo to Rage's Midnighter or is it the other way round?

Whatever one's the top, because that's far less gay.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You don't have to be supersmart to fly in and punch really, really hard.

I bet even you can do it.

So, how does Bizarro win?

Loki could trick Bizzaro with a cardboard cutout much less illusions.

Because he isn't just not a genius, he's very often portrayed as downright gullible and stupid.

Originally posted by MrMind
Rage is falling apart lately, the racist post isn't even subtle anymore, third grade shit

Shut up fagg*t.

not only a racist, but also a homophobe, who would've thought

Stop crying and complaining so much. You've yet to offer anything meaningful to a discussion outside "Character X gets stomped, Marvel sucks!".

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So, how does Bizarro win?

Loki could trick Bizzaro with a cardboard cutout much less illusions.

Because he isn't just not a genius, he's very often portrayed as downright gullible and stupid.
Do you know what superspeed means? Why would Bizarro give Loki time to do any of that when he could just blitz him and hit really, really hard? He is not your level of stupid. Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Shut up fagg*t.
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
We could go with my logical conclusion or the bullshit nonsense of a Gammafag.

Personally, I prefer the former as I'm neither Italian or a dumbass, and I don't enjoy sucking on green testicles (Only black ones).

*sighs*