Lestov16
1. Claim to be a centrist, because you are too much of a punk bytch to truly say you back Trump
2. Use fake centrist position to attack Democrats while not directly supporting Republicans
3. Start making veiled implications that although you are a centrist who believes both sides are bad and votes third party always yo, Democrats just MIGHT be a TAD bit worse than Republicans SLIGHTLY (and hope that everyone is too much of an idiot to note that you said you support Bernie despite supporting the policies of his greatest rivals)
4. Turn those veiled implications into outright accusations of Republican superiority (either by strawmanning or lying about liberals)
5. Squirm your way into the voting booth and vote Trump, and preferably take a show afterwards
6. Hope that KMC/society believes your bullshit about voting Trump because there were no better political options
7. Prepare for KMC/society to phuck you up when they don't believe your deplorable lies
It's a bold strategy (Tom) Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em

2. Use fake centrist position to attack Democrats while not directly supporting Republicans
3. Start making veiled implications that although you are a centrist who believes both sides are bad and votes third party always yo, Democrats just MIGHT be a TAD bit worse than Republicans SLIGHTLY (and hope that everyone is too much of an idiot to note that you said you support Bernie despite supporting the policies of his greatest rivals)
4. Turn those veiled implications into outright accusations of Republican superiority (either by strawmanning or lying about liberals)
5. Squirm your way into the voting booth and vote Trump, and preferably take a show afterwards
6. Hope that KMC/society believes your bullshit about voting Trump because there were no better political options
7. Prepare for KMC/society to phuck you up when they don't believe your deplorable lies
It's a bold strategy (Tom) Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em



