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Texas residents warned of tap water tainted with brain-eating microbe

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/26/texas-tap-water-tainted-brain-eating-microbe?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy

I suspect in Texas these Microbes may go hungry.

does this mean they're turning the frogs gay?

Originally posted by Blakemore
does this mean they're turning the frogs gay?

It means lots of starvimg microbes.

I don't want them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand? Hmm.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I don't want them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand? Hmm. you mean xenophobic estrogen or to us Brits Oestrogen. Lol.

Yes, they're putting chemicals in the water that turn us into soyboy gay people.

Or more logically, Alex Jones is lol.

I love seeing whirly attempt the same joke twice, it falling flat both times.

Did laugh

I thought the point of treating water is to kill microbes.

idk who is laughing at who now

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yes, they're putting chemicals in the water that turn us into soyboy gay people.

Or more logically, Alex Jones is lol. PlasticsOriginally posted by Surtur
I love seeing whirly attempt the same joke twice, it falling flat both times.

Did laugh It's still here waiting for the correct audience

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Plastics It's still here waiting for the correct audience

Translation: he's waiting for Rob and Bash to come and pretend it's funny and toss out a bingo

It should be xenobiotic damn spell check.Originally posted by Surtur
Translation: he's waiting for Rob and Bash to come and pretend it's funny and toss out a bingo

not exactly

Texas is Flint now boys.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Plastics It's still here waiting for the correct audience

So your trying to attack Impediment because he lives in Texas?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
So your trying to attack Impediment because he lives in Texas? Nooooo, Impediment has a sense of humour.

But you basically wanted to take a swipe at him.

Originally posted by BackFire
Texas is Flint now boys. Sounds like you're ripping on Michael Moore.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
But you basically wanted to take a swipe at him. Nooooooo, he has a sense of humour Broly.

Indeed, I do have a sense of humor.

My sense of humor is so dark, it picks cotton.

cotton eye joe

Originally posted by Impediment
Indeed, I do have a sense of humor.

My sense of humor is so dark, it picks cotton. My sense of humour is almost as dark as my wife and daughter lol.

But back to topic.

Brain eating parasites.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
My sense of humour is almost as dark as my wife and daughter lol. Hey, Whirly. I'm not prejudice or owt like that, but are you a white guy with a black wife? Not that that's bad, I'm just asking.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Hey, Whirly. I'm not prejudice or owt like that, but are you a white guy with a black wife? Not that that's bad, I'm just asking. Yes, My wife is Nigerian/Ghanaian/French hybrid. My daughter is a British/Irish/Pikey/Nigerian/Ghanaian/French hybrid born in the US.

Cool. Good for you. I wish I had a wife, and I'm not bothered on race. Just as long as she's healthy.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Cool. Good for you. I wish I had a wife, and I'm not bothered on race. Just as long as she's healthy. Haha, this one is my third lol. If it goes **** up, I'll probably still do it again. The best thing about a new wife, is you get older, they stay the same age... channelling Dazed and Confused there.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Haha, this one is my third lol. If it goes **** up, I'll probably still do it again. The best thing about a new wife, is you get older, they stay the same age... channelling Dazed and Confused there. That sounded like a joke from a film, I think it was "Dazed and confused"


...That's what I like about highschool girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age... yes they do, yes they do.

Originally posted by Blakemore
That sounded like a joke from a film, I think it was "Dazed and confused"


...That's what I like about highschool girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age... yes they do, yes they do. Great film!

lolz. But yeah, you do your game, I'm hoping for a lady around my age. I'm in my late 20s so around there.

Originally posted by Blakemore
lolz. But yeah, you do your game, I'm hoping for a lady around my age. I'm in my late 20s so around there. Yeah, that's always a good age. They've been around a bit, but life hasn't beat them down yet.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!

I suspect in Texas these Microbes may go hungry.

this shit can stay in texas.. let them poison, maim, destroy all texans .. leave them impotent

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Top notch!

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
this shit can stay in texas.. let them poison, maim, destroy all texans .. leave them impotent Except Imp!

JFC I feel like I'm Living In A 1970s / 1980s Disaster / Bug / Dystopian Movie.

Killer Brain Eating Bugs CHECK Seen that movie... Seen quite a few movies in that Genre

Disaster CHECK Like Well You Know.

Dystopian CHECK Countries in State Of Emergency Mode ... Every Where. With Mega Population Control Measures...

Name a Country they may do it with a gentle presentation but governments are governing by the V for Vendetta How To Book of Governance. That is Dystopian. Sweden is of course an obvious exception.

What was that movie: Slugs 1987 / 1988 OMG

Spoiler: Yeah If you want to avoid spoilers just watch the movie. It doesn't suck.

Another film in the killer er lets just say another film in the same genre is The Curse 1987 also called The Farm Will Wheaton is in it. The Curse / The Farm 1987 OMG

Yeah. Those two films this uh situation which is active in The State Of Texas... JFC.

I've seen this movie.

To have to go through that in actual real life with Corona as well... geez.

At least there are no hurricanes. That would be just f overkill.

Imma pray for you Impediment. Don't Drink The Water.

By the way a hilarious horror comedy 1970s film is: Squirm 1976.

The Accents. The Accents. The Accents. LOL. Worth Viewing Just For The Accents.

These are all B Movies. If you like B Movies I think you'll like these.

The A Class Horror Movies of the 80s are obviously: The Thing 1982, Poltergeist, Etc you know them and if you don't they're all on top 10 or top 20 lists every where.

Brain Bug reminds me of Starship Troopers.

Boil the water.

For 48 Hours

Originally posted by cdtm
Boil the water.

I think big corporations are at work here and want to sell more in him water filters

My fave film is probs full metal jacket.

Gomer pile get your ass and head screwed right or i will fu ck you up!

Originally posted by Blakemore
cotton eye joe

I remember in school being forced to do some dance to this for some school thing

Originally posted by Surtur
I remember in school being forced to do some dance to this for some school thing I thought cotton eye joe was a song around 2013

hey everybody ready to go, something something cotton eye joe

and then swing dance.

It came out in 1995

Originally posted by Surtur
It came out in 1995 reary?

Originally posted by Blakemore
hey everybody ready to go, something something cotton eye joe

and then swing dance.

No it's:

Where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from cotton eye joe

Originally posted by Surtur
No it's:

Where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from cotton eye joe yeah that's the line

Originally posted by Blakemore
reary?

Educate yourself:

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