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Surfer is standing and bracing for the punches/blasts by physical durability only (No intangibility of force fields). How many punches/blasts would below take to KO Surfer from these characters?

Thor (Worthy)
Gladiator
Quasar
Hal Jordan
Kyle Rayner
Superman (post crisis)
Superman (Rebirth)
Thanos
Darkseid

All I know is, Superman doesn't ever do it.

But Gladiator does it with his pinky. Or some combination that ensures the Marvel characters look better.

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Superman would need to be sundipped to even remotely knock somebody like Surfer out, Mjolnir, i'd give a couple. Gladiator, about 7 punches, Hal will never knock Surfer out. Thanos, maybe about 3, Darkseid is debatable

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Superman would need to be sundipped to even remotely knock somebody like Surfer out, Mjolnir, i'd give a couple. Gladiator, about 7 punches, Hal will never knock Surfer out. Thanos, maybe about 3, Darkseid is debatable You are so obviously a DC hater and a Marvel fanboy to the point where it is nauseating.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Login with your JBL account.

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He's right tho, Superman wouldn't do it. Even if the thread stipulations required him to, he'd still refuse. As a metafictional character this is a choice he can make.

He'd also interfere and block Thanos', Gladiator's, etc. punches with his chest when it was their turn to try knock Surfer out, so that the poor herald didn't get hurt.

why you hate surfer so much, let him be, hasn't the penisless man had enough?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Originally posted by lawest9
You are so obviously a DC hater and a Marvel fanboy to the point where it is nauseating.

You can't even hate on DC. Marvel has outsold DC for 40 years straight except for a short time period during Rebirths kickoff. Also, looking at the top 25 selling books will almost always be at least 3/4 Marvel and most DC books in the top 25 are Batman or Harley Quinn

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Welcome back from your ban.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is standing and bracing for the punches/blasts by physical durability only (No intangibility of force fields). How many punches/blasts would below take to KO Surfer from these characters?

Thor (Worthy) - 1
Gladiator - 9
Quasar - 8
Hal Jordan - 1
Kyle Rayner - Can't do it
Superman (post crisis) - 10
Superman (Rebirth) - 9
Thanos - 3
Darkseid - 1

Originally posted by krisblaze
Thor (Worthy) - 1
Gladiator - 9
Quasar - 8
Hal Jordan - 1
Kyle Rayner - Can't do it
Superman (post crisis) - 10
Superman (Rebirth) - 9
Thanos - 3
Darkseid - 1


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Originally posted by JBL
Welcome back from your ban.

You mean from like 2 months ago, thanks

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
You mean from like 2 months ago, thanks You're welcome, I got two new engines for one of my boats. Want to see them? They are nice. More powerful than the broken ones.

Ok, I would like to see them.

Thor (Worthy) - 20 with Mjlonir
Gladiator - a lot
Quasar - a lot
Hal Jordan - who have Hal knocked out minus Zod
Kyle Rayner - same as above
Superman (post crisis) - a lot
Superman (Rebirth) - a lot
Thanos - 5
Darkseid - 1 attack

Surfer is one of the most hardest individuals to knock out. Yes, people will bring up classic showings but lately, it's been next to impossible to ko him. I do see people like Darkseid and Thanos achieving this.

Originally posted by JBL
You're welcome, I got two new engines for one of my boats. Want to see them? They are nice. More powerful than the broken ones.

I dare you to post them. Also, why do you sound like a 13-year-old kid whenever you are talking about your "boats."

Thor (Worthy)- 10
Gladiator- 75
Quasar- 75
Hal Jordan- 1
Kyle Rayner-1
Superman (post crisis) finger flick
Superman (Rebirth) pinky flick
Thanos- 1 jab, not even a full punch
Darkseid- just looks at him.

JBL logged off after he got called out for lying again

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Superman would need to be sundipped to even remotely knock somebody like Surfer out, Mjolnir, i'd give a couple. Gladiator, about 7 punches, Hal will never knock Surfer out. Thanos, maybe about 3, Darkseid is debatable If Superman is the strongest of these characters then why couldn't he ko Surfer when weaker characters can?

It took Thanos more than 3 blows to ko Surfer in the comic.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is standing and bracing for the punches/blasts by physical durability only (No intangibility of force fields). How many punches/blasts would below take to KO Surfer from these characters?

Thor (Worthy)
Gladiator
Quasar
Hal Jordan
Kyle Rayner
Superman (post crisis)
Superman (Rebirth)
Thanos
Darkseid

Thor with fists probably 10 and with Mjolnir spinning two hand slams around 2.
Gladiator probably around 7
Superman (post) around 1-2 if he's not holding back and about 7 if he is
Superman rebirth around 1 if not holding back and around 3-4 if he is
Thanos about 6

For those not posted is because I'm not sure.

Iirc Thanos killed him in like 4 hits.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Superman would need to be sundipped to even remotely knock somebody like Surfer out, Mjolnir, i'd give a couple. Gladiator, about 7 punches, Hal will never knock Surfer out. Thanos, maybe about 3, Darkseid is debatable


So you're essentially saying that Surfer, Thor Gladiator operate at Sundipped Superman level? Originally posted by carver9
Thor (Worthy) - 20 with Mjlonir
Gladiator - a lot
Quasar - a lot
Hal Jordan - who have Hal knocked out minus Zod
Kyle Rayner - same as above
Superman (post crisis) - a lot
Superman (Rebirth) - a lot
Thanos - 5
Darkseid - 1 attack

Surfer is one of the most hardest individuals to knock out. Yes, people will bring up classic showings but lately, it's been next to impossible to ko him. I do see people like Darkseid and Thanos achieving this.
So you are saying that Thor is a lot more stronger than Superman, are you now?

Originally posted by krisblaze
Thor (Worthy) - 1
Gladiator - 9
Quasar - 8
Hal Jordan - 1
Kyle Rayner - Can't do it
Superman (post crisis) - 10
Superman (Rebirth) - 9
Thanos - 3
Darkseid - 1
Come on llagrok.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Iirc Thanos killed him in like 4 hits. I think it was about 6, but Surfer looked out of it after about 3

Originally posted by abhilegend
Come on llagrok.

Quasar might do better if he can unload his q-bands like Hal.

Stuff like that should be banworthy.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
JBL logged off after he got called out for lying again I'm at the office handling important matters. Guess I'll find a way to hook my boat and trailer to my car and bring them to the office with me to satisfy you the next time I leave the house.

Who the fuk cares?

Did Thor not dent Surfer's head with a strike ? Or was he amped at the time

Originally posted by abhilegend
Who the fuk cares? Why do you hate me?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Did Thor not dent Surfer's head with a strike ? Or was he amped at the time
It was regular Thor, but it wasn't really close to knocking him out.
I think Surfer will die before being knocked out most of the time.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Come on llagrok.

i know that name from comicvine, you go there

don't lie motifian

Originally posted by h1a8
If Superman is the strongest of these characters then why couldn't he ko Surfer when weaker characters can?

It took Thanos more than 3 blows to ko Surfer in the comic. Superman is NOT the strongest.

Originally posted by MrMind
i know that name from comicvine, you go there

don't lie motifian
llagrok is Kris first kmc id which was banned. Why would I ever go on a shit hole like comicvine?

Originally posted by JBL
Why do you hate me?
Why would anyone care enough to hate you? Nobody hates bots.

Originally posted by krisblaze
It was regular Thor, but it wasn't really close to knocking him out.
I think Surfer will die before being knocked out most of the time.

Originally posted by abhilegend


So you're essentially saying that Surfer, Thor Gladiator operate at Sundipped Superman level?
So you are saying that Thor is a lot more stronger than Superman, are you now?

What im saying is, Thor hammer hit isn't just a physical blow. Its much more than that.

Originally posted by MrMind
i know that name from comicvine, you go there

don't lie motifian

https://i.postimg.cc/1fSc3WsT/tenor.gif

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Could you not take pictures of your boat when you get home?

Originally posted by MrMind
why you hate surfer so much, let him be, hasn't the penisless man had enough?

He has no butthole, either.


I'm serious:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ3Y6bsUcAA5EiO.png

Does he know it?
Looks like he's trying to take a fierce dump in that pic.

http://i.imgur.com/BrNIvqd.png

He's trying his best, but his shit can't even make a dent in his armor, not even from the inside.

He has no other choice but to puke his own shit.

Originally posted by carver9
What im saying is, Thor hammer hit isn't just a physical blow. Its much more than that.
What is it carver?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's trying his best, but his shit can't even make a dent in his armor, not even from the inside.

He has no other choice but to puke his own shit.
What do you think his energy blasts are made out of

Originally posted by abhilegend
What is it carver?

PSIONIC ATTACK

SOUL DRAIN

OR... IT MAKES YOU GAY


Truly wonderful weapon.

Originally posted by krisblaze
What do you think his energy blasts are made out of

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He has no butthole, either.


I'm serious:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ3Y6bsUcAA5EiO.png
No wonder mr m hates surfer.

No bunghole, no SCATtershots.

Originally posted by krisblaze
What do you think his energy blasts are made out of

Originally posted by MADMAN01
Could you not take pictures of your boat when you get home? They dont have sense enough to ask me that.

These can vary so it's a ballpark.

Thor (Worthy) - 6
Gladiator - 8
Quasar - continuous blast until he's KOd
Hal Jordan - 1-shot
Kyle Rayner - continuous blast until he's KOd
Superman (post crisis) - 3-shot
Superman (Rebirth) - 1-shot
Thanos - 3 physically, 1-shot with energy projection
Darkseid - 3 physically, 1-shot with energy projection

:* Kris

And people wonder why I won't show Superman fans anything. Smh

Originally posted by JBL
You're welcome, I got two new engines for one of my boats. Want to see them? They are nice. More powerful than the broken ones.

Back up what you say or leave the forum in shame

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Back up what you say or leave the forum in shame Do you honestly think I care what any of you think? I'm not showing you one blade of grass in my yard. This is a freaking comic book site, with names like BrolyBlack, insane titan, darksaint etc. Don't make me laugh.

So your not a man of your word

This man has 2 new boat engines he is beyond his word.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is standing and bracing for the punches/blasts by physical durability only (No intangibility of force fields). How many punches/blasts would below take to KO Surfer from these characters?

Thor (Worthy)
Gladiator
Quasar
Hal Jordan
Kyle Rayner
Superman (post crisis)
Superman (Rebirth)
Thanos
Darkseid

Didn't you say that this is no more than just regular old Surfer?

https://ibb.co/nfkMwmg

Thor (Worthy) - 5-6 (1 w/god blast)
Gladiator- 10
Quasar -20+
Hal Jordan 6
Superman (post crisis) 9-10
Superman (Rebirth) 4-5
Thanos 1-2
Darkseid1-2

Originally posted by TheHulkster
Didn't you say that this is no more than just regular old Surfer?

https://ibb.co/nfkMwmg

Damn, what a feat.
This makes me reconsider my list. Question: Where do you rank maestro among IH and WWH?

Originally posted by TheHulkster
Didn't you say that this is no more than just regular old Surfer?

https://ibb.co/nfkMwmg
No

Norrin made hulk look like a *****

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Superman would need to be sundipped to even remotely knock somebody like Surfer out, Mjolnir, i'd give a couple. Gladiator, about 7 punches, Hal will never knock Surfer out. Thanos, maybe about 3, Darkseid is debatable
Hello alberto. Care to prove your claims?

Originally posted by Booya_69
Thor (Worthy) - 5-6 (1 w/god blast)
Gladiator- 10
Quasar -20+
Hal Jordan 6
Superman (post crisis) 9-10
Superman (Rebirth) 4-5
Thanos 1-2
Darkseid1-2
You think Thor strikes that much harder than post crisis Superman? Also Quasar is being slept on.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
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You are an idiot.

Originally posted by carver9
What im saying is, Thor hammer hit isn't just a physical blow. Its much more than that.
What is it carver?

Originally posted by abhilegend
What is it carver? Carver got himself banned to dodge the question.

Many such cases.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is standing and bracing for the punches/blasts by physical durability only (No intangibility of force fields). How many punches/blasts would below take to KO Surfer from these characters?

Thor (Worthy)
Gladiator
Quasar
Hal Jordan
Kyle Rayner
Superman (post crisis)
Superman (Rebirth)
Thanos
Darkseid

Do they get a brick?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Haha, WTF was that?


Posting spoilers.