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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
British
Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.

adn you'd know this from first hand experiance?
he he

haven't been drunk yet, ... so ... nope

*hands yerss beer* now.can u say cinnamon?

i even knew you were trying to lure me here... i couldn't resist...

Our Lager,
Who art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern,
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen

LMAO!

thanks, couldn't say it before though

LoL, I have one:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.

your women one doesn't work though

ok! who wants to impress us?

Nah, it works for most women. As the naked-beer thing might work for women too...
Don't know if the first one works for men, though!

And

so, you know the "how to impress a man" works on women too?
experience?

Partly. And partly assumption... Take off the beer, it's awful...

try

Try beer, you mean? I have and I don't like it...

Bailey's, on the other hand...

the other part

LoL, yeah, I'm obsessed with Bailey's what can I say... (btw, is it Bailey's or Baileys?)

Ok, once I'll try I'll let you know...

now?

I think it's Bailey's but not sure ask yerss he can go and look at his bottle

Errr... I am not actually sure, Evy... drink it anyway and turn up naked if you want...

according to the bottle it's baileys

c'mon guys atleast try to hide your testosteron a lil bit

(thinks)

Can you give me a good reason why?

I just checked the bottle

I meant about holding in the testosterone.

I knew I shouldn't have posted that... *shakes her head*
Lemme go check the bottle too...

*sigh*
no one trusts me

well ush maybe cause you atleast want to appear as being a decent guy :P

he's british, he already blew that anyway

Hey, I believe you about the bottle!

And my apologies, Evy, but it was too good an opportunity to resist...

No man ever proved he was decent like that.

lol I got him to apologize go me

No need to apologize... It was funny!
How can my father have everything except for Baileys?!

Ed: Yeah, go Fire

Woo-hoo! I was funny! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Anyway., I assume you have no insight on drunkeness either, Evy, seeing as you claim to be so resistant to it.

Lol, as you might have seen, I find many things funny!
I haven't been drunk yet, no. Dizzy yes, but not drunk... fortunately.

we should change that

You could try, but I doubt you'd make it

if so, we can keep the rest of the drinks

That's a good idea

let it begin then

so.... wahts the stupidest thing anyones done while drunk?

me and my girls all got drunk together and decided to play a very simple game where you say "hello harry" to someone, they say "yes harry" then you say "tell harry" and they say "hello harry to the next person and it goes on and on. as soon as you get it wrong, you have to put some sort of spot on your face, and you are then known as one-spot, than the more you get, twospot, threespot etc. we decided that cream from a gigantic pavlova would be good for the spots. however, steph, the only one who WASNT drunk, was still harry at the end of the game, so we decided she ought to get some spots, and ermm... sort of threw the entire pavlova over her. then, she had to get a shower, and between me nik and kate, we ate another pavlova between us, about 30 cms wide...

oh, and on the same night, we made up cocktails of drinks... v. strange combination... chocolate milk and bucks fizz are NOT a good idea!

That's... odd...

no! not pavlova!

Hey, I was drunk! I knew what i was doing, but it all made some warped kind of sense...

I see...

obviously, you have never been rat-ar$ed drunk....

Nope. Make a video of it all next time.

have you ever been the tiniest little bit drunk?

Nope

not even tipsy?

You're lucky you didn't do anything more... excessive, Phoenix!

we did sorta ring up stephs boyf and scream down the phone that we all loved him... that was embarassing trying to talk to him the next day, cos he's my best mate!

wow ... you must be drunk to do that

Not even tipsy, no.

have you ever had alcohol?

Nope.

Hell, I am drunk right now!

When I get drunk and pass out, most people call it blacking out, I call it time travel..lol

Happy, that is too funny!!!!

drunk huh? been there done that................................................................too many times to remember

I always laugh when people say...

"I never get drunk" or "I don't get hangovers".

Not that I'm calling these people liars, but they really need to come for a drink with me to learn the truth about themselves.

For instance, a friend of Mrs.MM always said she never got hangovers. So when we all went out together I kept us all in the same round (of drinks) and started getting chasers (double vodka's) with every drink. When we were waiting for a taxi after closing, this girl was face down on the floor passed out. When we saw her next, she confesed to spending the whole next day in bed, very very ill.

That'll learn her.

I never get drunk.
I don't get hangovers.
You may lough, but it's true

You may believe that now, but it'll happen properly one day.

you're planning to go to greece?

Evy will, no doubt, find out for herself one day.

you can't take that risk

But Greece is so far away, and I've been there already.

If you pop over to England Evy, I'll take you out for a drinking session that will open your eyes to the real pain of hangovers.

that's not an excuse!

I'm too... logical, strong-willed, good girl and stubborn to do that... But since I can't be absolute, let's say I'll try not to have a hangover.
That's very sweet of you, mech

someone wants a hangover

There's nothing sweet about me Evy, I just want an excuse to go drinking again.

you need an excuse for that?

I'm always looking for excuses, that way I can prolong the eventuality of having to admit to having a drink problem.

you're british, you're born with a drinking problem

Like the one "Striker" had in Aeroplane?

I know only one Striker and that's from MK

Striker striker striker... STRIKER!

(Mech hits Evy)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue"

who is striker??

We were out at the pub last night and my wrecked mate was trying to get peopleto race him through these plastc construction pipes.they were about 25/30 feet long and about just over half a meter wide (couldnt move arms in it).someone actually agreed but lost and my mate won a fiver!!


also has anyone every woke up and had to sit and try to remember wot they did the night before and i dont mean little things i mean the whole nite even before the drinkin starts???

oh and airplane rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well, first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat and they died and turned into oil. And THEN the Arabs came and they became rich and drove Mercedes Benz's. And then Prince Charles took all of Diana's clothes and started to wear them. I couldn't believe it! First he took out her wedding dress..."

"Its a twister...its a twister"

"No... that's what they'll be EXPECTING us to do..."

Sweet was ironic...
Striker?

I concuer with the greek lady over here

Concuer = concur = agree?

Hey, I'm not good at spelling

I wasnt allowed any alcohol at a party!!!!!! It was my cousins 40th, and the "adults" stole all the alcohol before I got a chance.... even the alcopops!

Pull over yerssot, you have been busted by the spelling police...

all i need is coca cola to get me hyper.....

me and caffeine....not a good mix

Beer, this post is about beer

ok...beer tastes bad.

mmmmm beeeeer gooood

why do you say that cermie?

Beer is awful! And fattening...

fatenings??

Hey, Evy O and I just made a movie quote (sorta)...anyone venture a guess?

well... if it's true ... that could explain some things

Did we? Btw, you can call me Evy. The "O" shouldn't be there...

Thread is really about drunkeness, so... last chance ofr it to be on topic.

VODKA!!!!

Is that enough on topic? or should i talk about beer.....?

It is drunkeness, not beer. So if nothing has anyhting relevant to say I shall close it.

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


We are having silly fun!

have I told people about daan's new alphabet around here?

no............. tell us!!

Ok, closing. People, threads are becoming too much off-topic. If this carries on action will be taken to ensure those responible stop.