Thor (powerless) vs. Killer Croc

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StiltmanFTW
Humanized Thor, bare-chested, no armor.

He carries a replica of Mjolnir, made out of regular steel.



Can he beat Croc in a random encounter?

deft
Yes, Killer Croc eats him.

Rage.Of.Olympus
On land?

Yes. There's one showing where he's beaten way worse more or less powerless.

StiltmanFTW
Obviously I don't want him to be swinging his hammer underwater.

Yes, on land, no environmental benefits to either side.

lawest9
KC rapes

DarkSaint85
If it is just made of ordinary steel, his Mjolnir will weigh 34kg, or 75lbs.

Humanised Thor? Eh, he would get thrown off balance once he swings, lol. I know he's a big guy yadda yadda, but physics is physics.

BrolyBlack
Thor gets his back broken

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
If it is just made of ordinary steel, his Mjolnir will weigh 34kg, or 75lbs.

Humanised Thor? Eh, he would get thrown off balance once he swings, lol. I know he's a big guy yadda yadda, but physics is physics.

I could give him a light hammer... but with human/human-ish strength (factoring in for the comic book silliness), he wouldn't be able to make it very useful then. Not against Croc's tough hide.

Mjolnir is not a big tool, to be fair.

He can ditch it if he wants, too.

DarkSaint85
Drops it on his foot, crippling himself thumb up

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
On land?

Yes. There's one showing where he's beaten way worse more or less powerless.
Like who?

Philosophía
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Humanized Thor, bare-chested, no armor.

He carries a replica of Mjolnir, made out of regular steel.



Can he beat Croc in a random encounter? Depowered Clark appears out of nowhere and beats the shit out of Thor and then feeds him to Croc, then solos him, too.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
Like who?

Grog.

celeyhyga17
He was depowered iirc, but not powerless.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Grog.
laughing out loud

carthage
Thor gets blitzed

celeyhyga17
Human Thor vs Trolls.
I don't even know how this is possible because Trolls are at a minimum meta level.
http://i.imgur.com/ci7CabKm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CrzvROSm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/LExxmCim.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/RzlPAmAm.jpg

DarkSaint85
https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

First time I'm seeing this feat. Is it recent?


Don't forget about the time when he put Osiris in his place.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
First time I'm seeing this feat. Is it recent?


Don't forget about the time when he put Osiris in his place.

Really?

Suicide Squad most wanted. It's basically packed full of Croc feats - Suicide Squad had just been released (2016?) so they were trying to give him a push.

It basically paints him to be smarter than he looks etc.

Edit: also, the time he fought Zod, lol. Went as well as you'd expect....well, actually, he did far better than one would expect actually

CosmicComet
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

Ko'd a 100 foot gorilla in a comic.

That's a straight up herald level feat

StiltmanFTW
Herald level, no.

But a damn good feat for sure --- especially for someone like Croc.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Human Thor vs Trolls.
I don't even know how this is possible because Trolls are at a minimum meta level.

Humanized Thor is Conan-lite, probably.

CosmicComet
Even normal sized gorillas in comics start at high meta.

StiltmanFTW
Well, okay. Apes do appear to have some ridiculous power in comics.


Grodd KO'd Kalibak... Congorilla one-shotted Damage... Gorilla Man headbutted Wolverine's adamantium skull with no ill-effects...

Okay, you convinced me.

Juntai
I ****in' hate DC's obsession with apes.

CosmicComet
Comics worship and overrate gorillas even more than bodybuilding.com forums, and that's saying a lot.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Herald level, no.

But a damn good feat for sure --- especially for someone like Croc.



Humanized Thor is Conan-lite, probably.

He also breaks glass that those animals couldn't break later on,so....

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