The Zohan vs Kung Fury

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Jmanghan
Who wins? See other thread for lack of detail.

Robtard
I think Kung Fury had higher levels of looney tunes powers than Zohan, but I also forgot most of that film.

ShadowFyre
going with Kung Fury for the simple fact his whole movie is based around combat, they are equally looney from my memory

NemeBro
The thug who flipped the police cruiser with his skateboard would stomp Zohan, much less Kung Fury himself lol.

KingD19
Kung Fury wins and it's not even close.

https://gfycat.com/sparklingdaringdorado - Casually holds up a tank by the barrel and slams it on some Nazi's.
https://gfycat.com/perfectfareidolonhelvum - Throws the exact same tank at least 30-40 feet high and through a wall.
https://gfycat.com/highlevelmammothiberianmole - He does this thing.
https://gfycat.com/blondcomplicatedlark - Kicks a corpse across the room and to the top of a statue that's tall enough to tower over the T-Rex and Golden Reich Eagle when they fight.

From top link to bottom link this is one uninterrupted fight scene where he one-shots dozens of Nazi's. At one point he doesn't even fight them. He just stands there and they die as they touch him. And that's after he does a Black Panther shockwave ground punch and then he goes on and uses a guy as a skateboard.
https://gfycat.com/peacefulshadykitty
https://gfycat.com/adorablealtruisticarrowworm-snow
https://gfycat.com/corruptspicycub
https://gfycat.com/falsepopularalligatorgar

https://gfycat.com/determinedsizzlingichneumonfly - Gets knocked into space hard enough to dent the Hubble Space Telescope and just jumps back. Meaning he can survive in space. And jump hard enough to get to Earth from orbit.

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Jmanghan
Originally posted by KingD19
Kung Fury wins and it's not even close.

https://gfycat.com/sparklingdaringdorado - Casually holds up a tank by the barrel and slams it on some Nazi's.
https://gfycat.com/perfectfareidolonhelvum - Throws the exact same tank at least 30-40 feet high and through a wall.
https://gfycat.com/highlevelmammothiberianmole - He does this thing.
https://gfycat.com/blondcomplicatedlark - Kicks a corpse across the room and to the top of a statue that's tall enough to tower over the T-Rex and Golden Reich Eagle when they fight.

From top link to bottom link this is one uninterrupted fight scene where he one-shots dozens of Nazi's. At one point he doesn't even fight them. He just stands there and they die as they touch him. And that's after he does a Black Panther shockwave ground punch and then he goes on and uses a guy as a skateboard.
https://gfycat.com/peacefulshadykitty
https://gfycat.com/adorablealtruisticarrowworm-snow
https://gfycat.com/corruptspicycub
https://gfycat.com/falsepopularalligatorgar

https://gfycat.com/determinedsizzlingichneumonfly - Gets knocked into space hard enough to dent the Hubble Space Telescope and just jumps back. Meaning he can survive in space. And jump hard enough to get to Earth from orbit.

That's great but a hole through his stomach or a few bullets won't hurt Zohan, lol. I'm literally 99.9% sure he'd survive a decapitation, float over to the enemy that did it, and bite his throat off.

Jmanghan
bump

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