Willy Wonderland (2021)

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Kazenji
Nicolas Cage

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riv6672

Patient_Leech
Haha.. I like that the twist is that Nicolas Cage is the one to fear, not some scary evil puppets 'n shit. laughing out loud

Old Man Whirly!
I thought when I saw the title it was porn.

jaden_2.0
Cage seems to be at that point in his career where he just does not give a ****. Mandy, Color out of Space, Pig, Jiu Jitsu and now this.

Patient_Leech
^ Yeah, he's been there for a while.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I thought when I saw the title it was porn.

laughing out loud

riv6672

Kazenji
When i first seen the trailer, It reminded me of the game Five Nights at Freddy's.

ShadowFyre
It looked pretty neat to me as well.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I thought when I saw the title it was porn.

I'd rather see the lesbian version, Pussy Paradise. naughty naughty

kane8907
I prefer to watch Godzilla vs. King Kong

Robtard
Not sure if Cage still owes the IRS millions and this is why he does shit like this or if he's just doing every role thrown his way to cash in before retirement, like Liam Neeson. Though Neeson does higher quality roles/films than Cage.

Cage was a crazy spender back in his heyday, exotic cars, exotic animals, two islands, two castles, four yachts, a "haunted" house, dinosaur bone collection, Action Comics #1, 15 estate homes around the world, high end art, jets, the list goes on.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure if Cage still owes the IRS millions and this is why he does shit like this

I believe ya but seriously how much can Cage actually owe the IRS???

It feels like I've been hearing about his IRS woes for most of his career now...surely he would've gotten it paid off one way or another by now.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I'd rather see the lesbian version, Pussy Paradise. naughty naughty

I'd rather see Willy find a "back way" into that Paradise... cool

Robtard
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I believe ya but seriously how much can Cage actually owe the IRS???

It feels like I've been hearing about his IRS woes for most of his career now...surely he would've gotten it paid off one way or another by now.

Dunno, I suspect he'd be paid up by now. But he's also not racking in the 20-40 million a year anymore with the shit he's been doing.

Which is a shame, because he's a solid actor with the right role/film. Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, The Family Man.

ShadowFyre
The Bad Lt was really good as well

Jmanghan
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Cage seems to be at that point in his career where he just does not give a ****. Mandy, Color out of Space, Pig, Jiu Jitsu and now this. Mandy was so ****ing good.

Patient_Leech
^ Yeah, Mandy was good. But more so because of the stellar direction.

So has anyone seen this yet? I'm hoping to watch it soon...

Kazenji
I also liked Color out of Space too, Cage seems to do a couple of good films these days and then the next one is a dud.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech


So has anyone seen this yet? I'm hoping to watch it soon...

nah i haven't seen it.

KingD19
I watched it. It's a pure delight.

Essentially Five Night's at Freddy's "the movie", with Nick Cage as the silent protagonist. And he steals the show without saying a single word.

Simple fun, simple carnage, simple storyline. It's like 80's goodness in modern times. Definitely worth a watch.

Patient_Leech
I watched it last night and liked it, too.

The music written for the creepy "animatronic stage monstrosities" (as my friend put it, haha) was pretty spot on. Reminded me of my times at Chuck E Cheese.

It's trash, but pretty well done and entertaining. Cage is good even though he never says a word.

I was wondering if there would be an explanation for him chugging so many soda pop cans... haha, but nope...

riv6672
^^^the soda sounds like one of those affectations someone like Cage is fond of throwing into his character just because.

Patient_Leech
Haha.. I watched Red Letter Media's review of this and they had basically nothing good to say about it, laughing out loud

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And they're not wrong, really. But I still didn't hate the movie, just as some dumb trash. I still found it somewhat entertaining.

Robtard
Caught it last Sunday. Was complete garbage imo.

riv6672
Emily Tosta is hot, though.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
Emily Tosta is hot, though.

She did indeed improve my enjoyment of the film, yes. thumb up

I mean, yeah, the film is sloppy and not great. But I enjoyed the darkly spot-on music that they came up with for the demented animatronic creatures and such. While the script was certainly poorly constructed, there was some creativity put into it.

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