Martian Manhunter vs Apocalypse
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Stoic
Battle begins in the Rocky Mountains.
No BFR.
Who wins?
MrMind
MMH, he has all of Poccy's abilities and more
leonidas
yeah i'd say jonn too. if it wasn't jonn...
MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nur eats him.
keep your x-men fanboyism in your pants before I cockslap you

StiltmanFTW
To say J'onn loses... that's common sense, not fanboyism of any kind.
Manjobber is like Reed or McCoy... fighting is just not his thing.
leonidas
that ACTUALLY struck me as really funny. well done.

MrMind
stilt didn't invent manjobber
he did invent "shitstroke" and "aquashit"
leonidas
oh i know--i meant the part where he said fighting isn't his thing.

StiltmanFTW
But it wasn't supposed to be funny. It's the truth.
He's not the warrior type, never was. Same can be said about some other superheroes.
He can plan and coordinate attacks of superhero teams, sure.
While safe and comfy at the watchtower. Not on the battlefield.
MrMind
if I have martian manhunter's power, I'd make superman hold my pockets
Philosophía
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