Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

I've made (from scratch) a tracker, which lets you know exactly whose online, and how many unregistered users are checking the forums. It also orders the users in "most active" order.

Enjoy!

Cool, Raz. Thanks !!!

Very cool man.

Hmmm, Nifty Raz..
*paranoia sets in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!..They're all looking at me!!!!
*runs from the room screaming*

Most active? What do you mean? I barely posted today, and already I'm at the top of the list.

Man, at it's peak, there was 26 unregistered users checking us out.

Then why don't they post?

cause theys dumb, that's what I be thinkin

Big Raz is watching us. There goes my anonimity.

Well, Merc, like I said before (in best Dark Helmet voice) "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"

Actually, I'm amazed at the number of unregistered users lurking in here..I saw 19 last nite.

Spies, I'm sure.
*puts extra padlock on the skeleton closet*

Ooooooo.....I see queeq's name at the bottom RIGHT NOW !!!!
Bwahahahahahah !!!!

Yep, it's just me, a spie and our two lovely ladies. Lucky me.

Let me re-phrase "active user".

The order in which the users appear, are in chronological order i.e. the order in which their last page access was made.

If people are uncomforable with having their usernames displayed, let me know and I'll re-configure the counter not to display your name...

I don't mind, Raz...I don't know about anybody else...might make it easier to use the chat room when a couple of us are on at once, since you'd know who's already here.

I think its a great idea!!

Chat room? There's a chat room?

yeah..it's only been used once I think..heheheh

(Gundark looks at Dim knowingly) Yeah....hehehe.

There's that weird laugh again. I heard that before. Last time you went in there.

What happened to the unregistered user counter??

Indeed. Now we can't spot the spies anymore.

That's no fun...

Nope.

its because the counter was counting the number of pages the unreg person is veiwing, instead of unique unreg users.
i can fix the prob, but will take time...

And time is something we've got alot of!!

Yep, wasting away.

We'll be patient

Will we?

Okay..rephrase..

Everyone BUT queeq will be patient

So I'll be impatient now? How rude...

Meesa wait Raz. Meesa create mayhem with chaos while we wait.

Great idea. Why didn't I think of that?

Because that's what I'm here for. Cupcakes and Mayhem.

Let's not talk of cupcakes..I'm starving.

*starts hopping around Dim*

CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES!

*gives up and starts hopping too*
CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKE!

What happened to your saber Dim?

Dim without a sabre? How sad. What happened?

She's using it to cut her cupcakes in half so she can get to the filling quicker.

Aha, how clever. And I thought she swallowed them whole.

Well, with a mouth that big I wouldn't be at all surprised!

I swear I have seen her do that, with whole pies in fact.

I don't think Dim will appreciate where this thread is going....

What's she gonna do about it? Close it? Cool... .

Poor Raz....look what we've done to his topic.

How come Gundy doesn't show up in the little box below, we know she's here cos she's making posts..?

It's the robes, RC, Sith robes. She said we can disappear so you can't spot us.

Doesn't seem to work for you though, huh?

I'm working on a new saber. and Gundy..keep your mouth closed...

Yeah, Dimmy's mouth is big enough for the two of you.

Hmph! HEY! Leave my mouth outta this!

queeq, give her something to fill it please.

This could get nasty.

*Stuffs some of Finti's Brocolli into Dims mouth*

Damn! She just eats it!!!

Kind off the meaning with food, yeah?

uh? I guess.....

The robes can be applied to make a Sith disappear at will. It is mine to choose when and how.

Oh, Dim, shut your mouth, I can see all the broccoli half chewed up.

Poor Dimmy. Now her eating habits are out in plain sight.

They always were. Now she just knows.

OK, mental note: Never invite Dim to a dinner party....

Oh, she can come. She just has to sit with her back to the rest of us.

Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black ! I've seen the way you drunken slobs eat over at the Tavern when you're all starving and ready to chew your left arms off ! Your table manners are lower than a Gamorrean guards'

Eh what now huh?..

I EAT WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED!!!
hmph!

Pity you don't talk that way!

Who can argue with that.

Well you will for starters. You just can't help yourself!

Nope. Not on this one.

Well, if we can keep Dim out of McGungans for long enough, maybe we can teach her some table manners.

BTW, do you know what they put in those things?!?!?

You don't want to know.

Dimmy likes Gungan King as well. And Kentucky Fried Gungan. As long as she can get it fast.

Well, that's her Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday menus sorted.

Thursdays: Taco Gungan
Fridays: Gungan Hut

Weekends she has gungan salads, just to help the diet you understand.!!!

You know her pretty well.

But you know her better!

Who? Me?

Dimmy, Dimmy, Dimmy.....you silly little Idahoian.....I was DEFENDING YOU, not telling you that you eat sloppily. I was referring to the MEN here. Now if you can guess which ones, you win the prize !!!!

No the other dutchman standing next to you....

Oh, hi other dutchman.

I know Gundy, but Dimmy, well, she's somewhat of a mystery. She should turn Sith.

And there was me thinking.... Well, there was me thinking anyway!

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, RC.....

Yeah, I heard that.... I know nothing of our Dimmy, she's just some words on a screen to me, oh, and some wench in a purple dress.... (Though I suspect that isn't her body. )

I thought you had her picture on one of your desktops.

Oh yeah, but I got rid of that in favour of a picture of Epcot...

Yes, you did have that. Seems like something's going on here. So tell us, IS that her body up there?

How would I know, ask her. I know, I'll just hop on aplane and fly 8000 miles and find out shall I? Is that a good idea? I DON'T think so!!!!

Yes, that is Dimmy's body up there. Don't ask such silly questions.

Oh, riiiiiiiiiiiight! Just like that's your body, eh Gundy???

Obviously I'll have to post another pic.

Obviously, though I still have the original.

Yep, that's Gundy's body. I have a whole gallery of Gundy pics in my office. Took them myself, so I have proof.

Hmmmmm, if that's her body then I'm a dutchman!!! Thanksfully I am not so there you go!

I only say thankfully could I don't speak a word of Dutch so I'd be pretty lost if I were a dutchman.

Hehehe...trying to talk yourself out of that one, RC?

Nope, don't believe I'd talked myself into anything...

I don't even get what you were talking about.

See, now there's your answer!!!

Hehehehe And he doesn't even know!

Okay Dimmy, if I mail you some new pics (cause I have stamps ) will you post them for me cause as you know in addition to being computer-stupid I don't have a scanner.

PICS?!? Gundy pics???? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I found a good one of me with my labradors on a hiking trip, but it was when I was a blond so you can't laugh. (Gundark puts hand on lightsaber hilt)

Blond? And you did that on purpose?

So we have more picks from Gundark coming and then there will be a load of Dim too. Wow!!!
And this thread closes very soon...

And out of respect for our God, Raz, I am going to say that making a tracker/counter out of computer "scratch" greatly impresses me, once again the forum's computer idiot of the month. So to end on the topic originally started, time to to put it to beddy-bye.

Yeah, bye, bye. It was fun but never really meant to last......