The Hitmans wifes Bodyguard was better than expected
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Old Man Whirly!
Ryan Reynolds was no annoying
Grilling was enjoyable
Spaceboy actor was enjoyable
Samuel L Jackson was good
Salma is still sexy as ****
Morgan Freeman was superb.
Patient_Leech
We really need to work on your movie thread-starting skills, Whirly. lol.
Robtard
Salma Hayek...
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Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Salma Hayek...
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...MMMMMmmmmMmMmmMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMmm Goddess Rob, still fancy the pants off her!
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
We really need to work on your movie thread-starting skills, Whirly. lol. sorry spell checker screwed me bud! Watch it, far better than F9.
Patient_Leech
Oh yeah, the From Dusk till Dawn dance is legendary.
Robtard
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh yeah, the From Dusk till Dawn dance is legendary.
Honestly, if that scene doesn't do it for you, you probably just aren't into women. Which is fine too

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Honestly, if that scene doesn't do it for you, you probably just aren't into women. Which is fine too

:Bingo: femdom is not my thing, but Salma them... Awesome!
Robtard
Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23259632.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Salma-Hayek-54-looks-incredible-as-she-strips-off-to-bikini-to-celebrate-New-Year.jpg
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23259632.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Salma-Hayek-54-looks-incredible-as-she-strips-off-to-bikini-to-celebrate-New-Year.jpg yeah, we would have been in the same year at school... and she would have dated me

Robtard
But of course my good man. There's no other way it could have been, if it had been.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
But of course my good man. There's no other way it could have been, if it had been. like Nicole Kidman, she's another one who missed her chance... I have a list

Robtard
She picked Tom Cruise and regretted it.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
She picked Tom Cruise and regretted it. yeah, I loved her since BMX bandits.

Robtard
I know I saw that as a kid, but couldn't tell you much.
I first really noticed how beautiful she was in Dead Calm (1989).
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
I know I saw that as a kid, but couldn't tell you much.
I first really noticed how beautiful she was in Dead Calm (1989). Dead calm is a classic! BMX bandits stirred my teenage loins. Her ass in that was pneumatic. I can't watch it now because that would make me a paedo...

but I will always have memories of her ginger curls.
Old Man Whirly!
Nicole is also 54 now and would have been in my year at school. She would also have dated me

Robtard
And they both wouldn't have cared they had to share you.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
And they both wouldn't have cared they had to share you. That too, the threesome is something my imagination could sell to any tabloid. Especially with my fantasy cucking of Tom Cruise in his wrestling kit.
Old Man Whirly!
Vicky Vale.
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
That too, the threesome is something my imagination could sell to any tabloid. Especially with my fantasy cucking of Tom Cruise in his wrestling kit.
Oh, the image

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, the image

https://i.imgur.com/og37gSD.jpg
Robtard
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tom_cruise_scully_box.jpg
Who's the big boy?
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tom_cruise_scully_box.jpg
Who's the big boy?

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tom_cruise_scully_box.jpg
Who's the big boy?
This image can't be seen too much.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Robtard
Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23259632.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Salma-Hayek-54-looks-incredible-as-she-strips-off-to-bikini-to-celebrate-New-Year.jpg

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Robtard
Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23259632.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Salma-Hayek-54-looks-incredible-as-she-strips-off-to-bikini-to-celebrate-New-Year.jpg
Vera Wang at 71
https://data.nssmag.com/images/galleries/24392/nssgclub-vera-wang-cover.jpg
Patient_Leech
No pictures of Wangs!
jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
No pictures of Wangs!
Tell that to Nuke
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Tell that to Nuke
Fo real!
tkitna
Liked this a lot. Salma Hayek is still the most beautiful girl in the world. Reynolds and Jacksons chemistry was awesome.
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