How pure are you?
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Thegw
I'm not clicking on that
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Klaw
I got 94.
Well arent you a bad boy.
I'm pretty pure. I got a 41.
I have two kids now, though. shrug
Patient_Leech
Lol, if you Right-wing wackos are into incest, that might explain a lot...
dur
Bashar Teg
they love incest videos almost as much as cuck videos, with bored white wives being stuffed with huge black cocks while their rednecky husbands watch and die inside. masochism and racism combined into a fetish
Blakemore
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Lol, if you Right-wing wackos are into incest, that might explain a lot...
dur by incest is it their cousin, sister, mother?
Stringer
Originally posted by Blakemore
by incest is it their cousin, sister, mother?
Which one did you "accidently have sex with when you had a few"?
Blakemore
Well, none.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
they love incest videos almost as much as cuck videos, with bored white wives being stuffed with huge black cocks while their rednecky husbands watch and die inside. masochism and racism combined into a fetish
Well, at least you can't call them boring?
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Blakemore
by incest is it their cousin, sister, mother?
Does it matter? Won't they all produce dur ?
ArtificialGlory
99, what the ****?
Blakemore
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Does it matter? Won't they all produce dur ? doesnt incest cause genetic deformities?
eThneoLgrRnae
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
they love incest videos almost as much as cuck videos, with bored white wives being stuffed with huge black cocks while their rednecky husbands watch and die inside. masochism and racism combined into a fetish
There you go projecting again.
Nuke Nixon
https://i.postimg.cc/MTW3dT7q/purity.jpg
Klaw
I'm surprised Nuke, thought you would've gotten lower.
Nuke Nixon
I may be a degenerate but I have some standards.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Blakemore
doesnt incest cause genetic deformities?
Yes, that's what I meant by dur
Blakemore
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yes, that's what I meant by dur ah, got ya.
Patient_Leech
I just added one more last night!
So I'm up to 42.
The Meaning of life, the universe, and everything!
you get thorns
Alrighty then, I got an 11. Seriously. I'm really a whole lot of fun.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by you get thorns
Alrighty then, I got an 11. Seriously. I'm really a whole lot of fun.
It's okay. I'd be a lot more cautious around these people who say they're in the high 90s. I think that probably requires some psychosis and/or incest/bestiality.
Klaw
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
It's okay. I'd be a lot more cautious around these people who say they're in the high 90s. I think that probably requires some psychosis and/or incest/bestiality.
Thank God I only got 94.
rudester
I dont share intimate details anymore.
rudester
I've changed so much. I value and respect myself and my body. I'm still healthy knock on wood. I want the best options for me.
Bashar Teg
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
There you go projecting again.
your toilet's running. better put on your coat and go outside to jiggle the handle
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Klaw
Thank God I only got 94.
Well I discovered that your score is actually adding up the ones you DON'T check.
So did you only check 6 or did you just infer a 94 after scoring 6?
Klaw
I only checked 6 boxes.
Klaw
Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
99, what the ****?
You only checked one box?
Patient_Leech
I guess it makes some sense. The higher your score the more pure you are.
I retook it after rethinking some things and got a 36.
So I guess I'm pretty filthy. naughty
you get thorns
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
It's okay. I'd be a lot more cautious around these people who say they're in the high 90s. I think that probably requires some psychosis and/or incest/bestiality.
I can't think of one single buddy that would score over 40. Anyone who does needs to get out more.
My 11 my be tops without surveying prisons or psych wards though.
Klaw
Just a reminder, the higher your score, the more pure you are.
Patient_Leech
I want to hear Rob and Whirly's scores. I bet they're f#cking 0. 😆
rudester
Mines froze when I did it? Heh
rudester
"Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death." Fine print.
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I retook it after rethinking some things and got a 36.
Same. Have not used substances or been involved with the law. All my points were from sex, but most of the experiences were pretty tame. Nearly all of the questions save for two were in the range or normal sexual experiences.
eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".
There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.
It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.
A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.
*braces for the "homophobe" accusations*
Blakemore
Homophobia, how very Christian of you.
rudester
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".
There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.
It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.
A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.
*braces for the "homophobe" accusations*
Oh gawd here we go again.
Dont knock it till you try it. Do you actually think anal sex hurts?
If it was hurtful in anyway the one receiving it wouldn't do it. Anal play stimulates the prostate. It is not subject to just gay men straight couples do it. Men have certain spots in the anal region that can make you feel orgasm. But yes it might seem weird for someone as close minded such as yourself to try new things.
I think if men discovered that they could tingle the whole body through anal they would all do it!
People were meant to be fluid and non binary. I just wish peoples perspectives would change when it comes to androgynous zones. Religion has nothing to do with it.
This list represents a heterosexual relationship. It would be different for a gay men.
Sex and purity are two different things and therefore distinctive from one another, so this list is redundant.
-Pr-
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".
There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.
It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.
A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.
*braces for the "homophobe" accusations*
It's not an accusation anymore once it's proven to be true.
you get thorns
Know what? All chicks polish the knob, all chicks take it in the back door. If yours doesn't, it is you, not her that makes the difference.
This test had litle to do with abnormal behavior. Like I said, I'm a whole lot of fun.
Klaw
Originally posted by Blakemore
My score was 41
Degenerate.
Raptor22
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".
There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.
It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.
A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.
*braces for the "homophobe" accusations* watching u talk down to Adam is mind numbingly insane.
Its like watching a pile of shit talk down to a diamond.
Its almost too crazy to believe.
Darth Thor
Do these questions count when it's with your wife?
Anyway 71. But would have to rethink and re-answer if the wife isn't included. Suffice to say it would be higher. But doubt I'd make the 90's.
Klaw
The test doesn't make a distinction between spouse or not.
So it doesn't matter.
Patient_Leech
Yeah, many of mine were accomplished with my wife.
Of course it counts, however...
I tend to agree that your purity level should drop more significantly if you aren't married and have still accomplished some of the more deviant sexual acts. And some of the options should definitely be weighted a lot more. But it's not a very sophisticated test.
eThneoLgrRnae
I knew my post would trigger folks which is why I said what is pure and what isn't pure is purely subjective from man's perspective.
A person from the LGBTQubkpxzw#=$*+ community has a different idea of what is pure versus someone who is not from there and is for instance a conservative Christian like myself.
The fact that so many didn't like my post or agree with it only strengthens my point that these tests are kinda pointless. Don't know anything about the person or group of persons that made that test but I bet he, she, or they have a different idea of what is pure than I do.
Robtard
So what have we learned once again from eThneoLgrRnae ranting judgmental posts?
-eThneoLgrRnae is deep in the closet and desperately wants to get f**ked up the ass by another man, though chances are he's already engaged in such actively and rationed it away
Robtard
I got a 24, the majority of the sexual questions were pretty normal sex acts that most people do on the regular, especially people in longer relationships.
Overall, a very stupid and nigh worthless test
Klaw
Sounds like something an un-pure person would say.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
I got a 24, the majority of the sexual questions were pretty normal sex acts that most people do on the regular, especially people in longer relationships.
Overall, a very stupid and nigh worthless test
He's probably having all sorts of gay sex. He brought it up for no reason. He clearly is sensitive about it because the test just has one question: "anal sex," and doesn't specify gay or straight.
But anyway, Rob. What's your score? Inquiring minds want to know.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
I got a 24, the majority of the sexual questions were pretty normal sex acts that most people do on the regular, especially people in longer relationships.
Overall, a very stupid and nigh worthless test
Oh, ok... got it. That's not bad. You're filthier than me. Though that's not really saying much.
Klaw
I can't believe Robtard got a lower score than Nuke.
Robtard
The vast majority of those questions are pretty normal for people to do if say they're over 21.
The ones I didn't check off mostly had to do with being in trouble with the law and drugs. Who hasn't danced intimately? Who hasn't 69'd or given/received oral sex? Been walked in on during sex? Used a sex toy on or with their partner? Most people who have a fairly normal sex life have done those things.
TBH,, if I did it again, I'd likely go up 1-2 points as I counted a couple things that were borderline.
Klaw
I haven't done any of those things.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Klaw
I haven't done any of those things.
Prude.
Lol, I'm just kidding. Maybe you're just young?
Robtard
Originally posted by Klaw
I haven't done any of those things.
Robtard
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Prude.
Lol, I'm just kidding. Maybe you're just young?
He claims to be pushing 40...
Klaw
My birthday is 08/21/1984.
Patient_Leech
Jesus man, get out and live a little.
YOLO
you get thorns
Dude is cutting his significant other short. Let them live a little!
Klaw
Sex doesn't interest me, nor do relationships.
Patient_Leech
So it's just Right-wing politics, then?
Fair enough.
https://c.tenor.com/-d6u3V9NoqwAAAAC/awkward-oh-okay.gif
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".
There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.
It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.
A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.
*braces for the "homophobe" accusations*
I got the same score as a straight married man, so what does homosexuality have to do with it? Thanks for telling on yourself, I guess.
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Robtard
The vast majority of those questions are pretty normal for people to do if say they're over 21.
The ones I didn't check off mostly had to do with being in trouble with the law and drugs. Who hasn't danced intimately? Who hasn't 69'd or given/received oral sex? Been walked in on during sex? Used a sex toy on or with their partner? Most people who have a fairly normal sex life have done those things.
TBH,, if I did it again, I'd likely go up 1-2 points as I counted a couple things that were borderline.
That is precisely what I noted in my post. Nearly all of the questions were in the range of normal sexual experiences for adults.
Patient_Leech
Right. Most of it is pretty normal shit.
But I guess it tells us who the incels are.
Where is Whirly? We need his score. 🤔
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Right. Most of it is pretty normal shit.
But I guess it tells us who the incels are.
Where is Whirly? We need his score. 🤔
You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours.
Well, I did drop (what I found out much later on was some artificial fake) acid one time and it scarred me for several years. Worst experience of my life. So never again. But other than that, no, nothing else. No cocaine or heroine or any of that other shit. And no problems with the law other than a couple traffic tickets.
And I added anal sex to my list just a night or two ago!
Klaw
I honestly find vagina to be gross looking.
Blakemore
Originally posted by Robtard
The vast majority of those questions are pretty normal for people to do if say they're over 21.
The ones I didn't check off mostly had to do with being in trouble with the law and drugs. Who hasn't danced intimately? Who hasn't 69'd or given/received oral sex? Been walked in on during sex? Used a sex toy on or with their partner? Most people who have a fairly normal sex life have done those things.
TBH,, if I did it again, I'd likely go up 1-2 points as I counted a couple things that were borderline. no ones ever walked in on me having sex.
Blakemore
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours. Whirly will get like a 4
Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Klaw
I honestly find vagina to be gross looking.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/41e9a96552fd3780f9e73edc0fa9d8f6/tumblr_pzqh4tkrLU1ru5dz1o1_500.gifv
Patient_Leech
^ I was thinking more...
https://c.tenor.com/QwcxGNHGU_8AAAAC/dr-evil-right.gif
you get thorns
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Well, I did drop (what I found out much later on was some artificial fake) acid one time and it scarred me for several years. Worst experience of my life. So never again. But other than that, no, nothing else. No cocaine or heroine or any of that other shit. And no problems with the law other than a couple traffic tickets.
And I added anal sex to my list just a night or two ago!
Wax dat a**. Show her what you're working with!
Blakemore
Originally posted by -Pr-
I got 44. very close to me
-Pr-
Originally posted by Blakemore
very close to me
Nice.
samhain
I got 31, whatever that means.
Wait, it means I checked 69 boxes, nice.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by samhain
I got 31, whatever that means.
Wait, it means I checked 69 boxes, nice.
Winner. 👍
Robtard
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is precisely what I noted in my post. Nearly all of the questions were in the range of normal sexual experiences for adults.
Yup.
Robtard
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Well, I did drop (what I found out much later on was some artificial fake) acid one time and it scarred me for several years. Worst experience of my life. So never again. But other than that, no, nothing else. No cocaine or heroine or any of that other shit. And no problems with the law other than a couple traffic tickets.
And I added anal sex to my list just a night or two ago!
^PL during his first mid anal coitus:
https://c.tenor.com/qB5JqaIh_CQAAAAC/the-fountain-hugh-jackman.gif
Patient_Leech
Accurate
samhain
So how's your hole feeling after your anal sex PL?
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by samhain
So how's your hole feeling after your anal sex PL?
Haha, I was the giver, not the receiver.
And she said it hurt afterwards. Not during, though, oddly enough.
Still in the process of training her booty. pirate
samhain
It's possible you pulled out too fast when you were done so to speak, I'm probably over cautious and retreat with great care.
Robtard
Originally posted by Klaw
I honestly find vagina to be gross looking.
KeK
Maybe you're just into dick or pillow characters.
Robtard
Originally posted by samhain
It's possible you pulled out too fast when you were done so to speak, I'm probably over cautious and retreat with great care.
Like a big truck backing out of a tight alley after a delivery, slow and steady does it.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by samhain
It's possible you pulled out too fast when you were done so to speak, I'm probably over cautious and retreat with great care.
I'll take that into consideration next time. Thanks for the heads-up. 🤔
Old Man Whirly!
The purity test is notorious for spyware guys. has been forever.
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-10021.html
https://evil-techs.livejournal.com/10714.html
http://szamosangyalos.hu/cod-abbreviation-nqojmi/the-innocence-test-tiktok-0ba0d7
Patient_Leech
No excuse. Do it anyway.
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
The purity test is notorious for spyware guys. has been forever.
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-10021.html
https://evil-techs.livejournal.com/10714.html
http://szamosangyalos.hu/cod-abbreviation-nqojmi/the-innocence-test-tiktok-0ba0d7
That is what private browsing and VPNs are for.
samhain
Originally posted by Robtard
Like a big truck backing out of a tight alley after a delivery, slow and steady does it.
Deffo feels like I employ some hydraulics at some point.
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by samhain
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
And she said it hurt afterwards. Not during, though, oddly enough.
It's possible you pulled out too fast when you were done so to speak, I'm probably over cautious and retreat with great care.
That is not the issue. Sexual arousal interferes with the peception of pain. A stimulus that is not painful when you are turned on, can be when you are not.
It is why a guy can get railed all night by a big dick as long as he is hard himself. But the moment he shoots, and loses his erection, he is done, and cannot get ****ed anymore.
you get thorns
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haha, I was the giver, not the receiver.
And she said it hurt afterwards. Not during, though, oddly enough.
Still in the process of training her booty. pirate
Put her on her back. Stuff the front while you are in the back. She'll never want it another way. At least that is what this guy told me.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is not the issue. Sexual arousal interferes with the peception of pain. A stimulus that is not painful when you are turned on, can be when you are not.
It is why a guy can get railed all night by a big dick as long as he is hard himself. But the moment he shoots, and loses his erection, he is done, and cannot get ****ed anymore.
That makes sense.
Originally posted by you get thorns
Put her on her back. Stuff the front while you are in the back. She'll never want it another way. At least that is what this guy told me.
Klaw
Originally posted by Robtard
KeK
Maybe you're just into dick or pillow characters.
No to both.
Klaw
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is what private browsing and VPNs are for.
Yup.
sophiass091
I'm pretty pure
Klaw
Originally posted by sophiass091
I'm pretty pure
Hi Broly.
Blakemore
Bump. Anyone wanna retake this test and compare their previous results? awehuhd
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Blakemore
Bump. Anyone wanna retake this test and compare their previous results? awehuhd
Nah, not really. My score won't have changed much. I haven't done anymore wacky, wreckless shenanigans since.
Jmanghan
60. I'm surprised I scored so high.
Jmanghan
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is what private browsing and VPNs are for. So how would one go about removing said spy software.
Blakemore
Originally posted by Blakemore
My score was 41 This time I got 32, but I don't think I've done anything different. hmm
Klaw
Originally posted by Blakemore
Bump. Anyone wanna retake this test and compare their previous results? awehuhd
I got the same score; 94.
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