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Barring Flash, Who can read every medical text ever published in seconds?
https://static5.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11119/111196008/4528710-wc93kno.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Oo2ntXb.jpg

The time period
https://ibb.co/Rc8Kxmn

Jane Thor sneer

But yeah, that's a Flash level feat.

carver with lots of tinfoil

Tbf Carv can read really fast.

Understanding it, is another matter.

Multiple Man.

Lmao Wonder Man actually wins this

Actually another one might be Husk. Only in glossary.

The real feat monster is the library. It actually has every medical text ever published.

Superman is lucky to have survived the encounter tbh.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Jane Thor sneer

But yeah, that's a Flash level feat.

Would the Flash's mind be able to process that much info though? I almost want to say no one can.

Originally posted by StyleTime
The real feat monster is the library. It actually has every medical text ever published.

Superman is lucky to have survived the encounter tbh.

Lol was thinking the same..

What a laughable feat, but to answer the question; no one can.

Originally posted by StyleTime
The real feat monster is the library. It actually has every medical text ever published.

Superman is lucky to have survived the encounter tbh.

Don't forget about durability.

Speed doesn't seem to be destroying or even significantly damaging the books.

Originally posted by StyleTime
The real feat monster is the library. It actually has every medical text ever published.

Superman is lucky to have survived the encounter tbh.

It's called the internet, noob sneer

Originally posted by Stoic
Would the Flash's mind be able to process that much info though? I almost want to say no one can.

Yes, he can.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't forget about durability.

Speed doesn't seem to be destroying or even significantly damaging the books. He's reading the pages with x-ray vision.

It might look as if he's shuffling them, but that's just him furiously masturbating to the anatomy pages and his dick isn't visible because it's vibrating in superior dimensions.

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Only Flash and its Reverse versions can replicate this.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yes, he can.

He can process that much info and he still slips on bananas and gets eaten by talking gorillas?

Look at Astner for irl examples of exactly that.

Sweden is a dangerous place.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He can process that much info and he still slips on bananas and gets eaten by talking gorillas?


Mmm yes, I agree, PIS.

https://i.ibb.co/FXjKQB4/5wqv6c.jpg

Strawman. Nothing is that fast.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't forget about durability.

Speed doesn't seem to be destroying or even significantly damaging the books.


DC Earth only exists because The Library allows it.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It's called the internet, noob sneer
Even with the internet, this feat is impossible.

The Library is beyond abstract level.

I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.


Is the Authority carrier the fastest computer in DC?



Majestros was saying something about his moon sized quantum computer being way, way slower in Captain Atom Armageddon.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Barring Flash, Who can read every medical text ever published in seconds?
https://static5.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11119/111196008/4528710-wc93kno.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Oo2ntXb.jpg

The time period
https://ibb.co/Rc8Kxmn


Doubt any single library even has every single medical book ever published.



What did he do, scout the entire globe?


And wouldn't that mean picking up a lot of disinformation or quack theories? How would he even know the difference?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.

Hilariously, we have computers now that are faster than the Watchtower.

https://i.imgur.com/qzbJ6YJ.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.
You mean this?
https://ibb.co/dkxtq5D

Its from early Rebirth Supergirl run though

Yes, this one

Thanks. Kara really schools Kal in every department.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes, this one

Thanks. Kara really schools Kal in every department.


Is that recent? Looks like New52 judging by Kara's personality.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hilariously, we have computers now that are faster than the Watchtower.

https://i.imgur.com/qzbJ6YJ.jpg Mehhhh who needs them.

https://i.ibb.co/KxDLYrZ/up-RQp-Qi-TDH83dy-GXTt44-Sr8-PRw5-TX6hm-CFRf-Sn-FZG3xs-PWR-hh-MHrv0pa42-Vscxe2fp7u-Mk-Rhv-s1600.jpg

Originally posted by cdtm
Is that recent? Looks like New52 judging by Kara's personality.

You can't read?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You can't read?


He edited that in.


From a certain point of view.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.
It's not really the speed of the computer that's the problem.

It's the fact that humans have been publishing books for centuries upon centuries before we even harnessed electricity. Most probably never even got recorded to online databases, much less actually uploaded in full. That's not including the texts that were lost to war, natural disaster, moronic political movements burning them, etc. We actually have historical records of some lost medical texts, among various others from all over the world. Hua Tuo had some of his medical work straight up burned when he tried to release it before his execution.

It's less being able to quickly access things, so much as not having access at all to them. We could get stricter with our definition of "published", but I'd still suspect there'd be missing works.

That said, it's comics. I'm mostly joking around.

Aside from The Library being multiversal even when in a weakened state. That's just fact.

Well there are such things as copyright libraries; basically if you publish anything in that country, you need to provide copies to that library. So they exist (but as you say, we are now getting into technicalities over a throwaway line).

Or maybe Clark actually believed that puny library really had "every medical text ever published".

He's never been too bright, especially the DCnU version superdur

Lois: We should see other people, Clark.

Superman: ok

https://i.ibb.co/DDJQ81Z/Trolling-Superman.png

Originally posted by StyleTime
It's not really the speed of the computer that's the problem.

It's the fact that humans have been publishing books for centuries upon centuries before we even harnessed electricity. Most probably never even got recorded to online databases, much less actually uploaded in full. That's not including the texts that were lost to war, natural disaster, moronic political movements burning them, etc. We actually have historical records of some lost medical texts, among various others from all over the world. Hua Tuo had some of his medical work straight up burned when he tried to release it before his execution.

It's less being able to quickly access things, so much as not having access at all to them. We could get stricter with our definition of "published", but I'd still suspect there'd be missing works.

That said, it's comics. I'm mostly joking around.

Aside from The Library being multiversal even when in a weakened state. That's just fact.

Originally posted by cdtm
Doubt any single library even has every single medical book ever published.



What did he do, scout the entire globe?


And wouldn't that mean picking up a lot of disinformation or quack theories? How would he even know the difference?


Pretty much agreed.


Sure hope he knows leech's aren't modern medicine.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or maybe Clark actually believed that puny library really had "every medical text ever published".

He's never been too bright, especially the DCnU version superdur


""How to relieve pressure in head trauma".


Stand back, heat visioning a hole in the skull! Don't let the humours touch you!

Originally posted by cdtm
Doubt any single library even has every single medical book ever published.



What did he do, scout the entire globe?


And wouldn't that mean picking up a lot of disinformation or quack theories? How would he even know the difference? lol

That was just a panel of Superman reading every COVID vax conspiracy theory posted on KMC.

Originally posted by Smurph
lol

That was just a panel of Superman reading every COVID vax conspiracy theory posted on KMC.

Reading all of that would have instantly killed anyone, kryptonian or not.

I don't know guys, I feel a bit dizzy now three days after taking the booster.


Granted it could be because of skipping my mid afternoon cup of coffee and suffering withdrawl. Or it could be a panic attack. Or it could be chronic insomnia from too much late night porn and drinking.


Could be a lot of things.

I am glad to hear you are dying

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I am glad to hear you are dying


Do me a favor for old time sake?


Wheh I go, laugh in the SOB Robtards face and tell him from cdtm "**** YOU ROBTARD, I TOLD YOU SO!"


😷

Originally posted by cdtm
I liked Tom Kings "Up in the Sky" too, but it's not technically canon with mainstream.
A moderator seems to have different opinion
Originally posted by Galan007
Up In The Sky is canon, yes.


When UITS originally started being released(which was before the conclusion of Doomsday Clock), the main reason its canonicity seemed questionable is because Clark was shown having a convo with Pa Kent:
https://i.imgur.com/oIl0UnG.jpg


And at the time, Pa had been canonically killed in a car accident back when Clark was still in high school:
https://i.imgur.com/IuWWEK9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jNYJccN.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7t4qyM2.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/mQCK4EI.jpg


However, the final issue of Doomsday Clock retroactively altered Superman's history. So now, in current canon, Clark saved Ma and Pa from the accident:
https://i.imgur.com/4CqJjVg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/L6fKRKZ.jpg

And they are still very much alive:
https://i.imgur.com/k9JLtfj.jpg


Which means there is no longer a reason to doubt UITS's canonicity.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
A moderator seems to have different opinion

If its a mod ruling its a mod ruling, but it looks to me like he's simply stating an opinion.


My question is whether UITS and Doomsday Clock were planned relative to each other, or if King did his own thing and Doomsday Clock did theirs, and coincidentally happened to fit with each other.

Originally posted by cdtm
If its a mod ruling its a mod ruling, but it looks to me like he's simply stating an opinion.


My question is whether UITS and Doomsday Clock were planned relative to each other, or if King did his own thing and Doomsday Clock did theirs, and coincidentally happened to fit with each other.
Hard to say since Doomsday Clock got delayed at that point. Though It seems that Tom King did try to fit UTIS with Bendis continuity

It references Nuclear man who only appeared in main continuity( More accurate, Bendis' Superman)
https://i.postimg.cc/CZQT7mFC/image.jpg

But all in all, Like Galan said, There really isnt any reason to doubt UITS canonicity after Doomsday Clock

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
A moderator seems to have different opinion

So ALL of it is canon, right?

Originally posted by carver9
So ALL of it is canon, right?

Remember too we ignore PIS and low showings

Just throwing that out there in case you try (clumsily) to trap lmao.

Originally posted by carver9
So ALL of it is canon, right?
Let me guess, If I say yes then you will post some nonsense that probably is a product of idiocracy or lack of comprehension, right?

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Let me guess, If I say yes then you will post some nonsense that probably is a product of idiocracy or lack of comprehension, right?

Lmao... just a general question. Is it all canon?

Originally posted by carver9
Lmao... just a general question. Is it all canon?
Yes, It is all canon. But not all showings are counted since we ignore low showings and PIS

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Yes, It is all canon. But not all showings are counted since we ignore low showings and PIS

All showings count. Don't know who told you different.

Originally posted by carver9
All showings count. Don't know who told you different.

Forum rules, Carv

Not sure how you don't know this after all this time



Am crying with laughter here. Hello!

Carver thinks the Earth is flat and that Santa is real and you're worried about the comic book forum rules?

He's still scanning the kitchen for more tin foil, tbh.

I heard carver's kitchen is continental in size.

And his fridge can reach temperatures below zero...

I do have a pretty big kitchen though. Let me know if you want pictures. Now my fridge is average, I think I'm getting an updated one this Christmas as a gift (hopefully).

But it can still flash freeze below zero.

So if DarkSaint gets his own dick cut off, he can store it in your fridge, call ambulance and get it reattached, eventually.

Originally posted by carver9
Let me know if you want pictures.

omg yes please

This will break the Internet even better than Kim Kardashian's ass did

I want picture of Carver's sexy face, juicy lips to be exact

Those big fat lips could easy suck me, you, phil and darksaint at the same time

I love how carver thinks he's in on the joke lol.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
omg yes please

This will break the Internet even better than Kim Kardashian's ass did



I like big butts.

Explains why you're masturbating to your sister.

Bump

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
A moderator seems to have different opinion

Originally posted by cdtm
If its a mod ruling its a mod ruling, but it looks to me like he's simply stating an opinion.


My question is whether UITS and Doomsday Clock were planned relative to each other, or if King did his own thing and Doomsday Clock did theirs, and coincidentally happened to fit with each other.
Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Hard to say since Doomsday Clock got delayed at that point. Though It seems that Tom King did try to fit UTIS with Bendis continuity

It references Nuclear man who only appeared in main continuity( More accurate, Bendis' Superman)
https://i.postimg.cc/CZQT7mFC/image.jpg

But all in all, Like Galan said, There really isnt any reason to doubt UITS canonicity after Doomsday Clock

And I want to add that in recent The DC Book of Lists: A Multiverse of Legacies, Histories, and Hierarchies. The race between Superman and Flash is also included in

https://ibb.co/4TKZ840

This Superman and Flash races presented in the list are all canon stuff, which further cemented UITS's canonicity

Full list
https://ibb.co/54xdC66
https://ibb.co/PhfLYcC
https://ibb.co/ScmxjrY

Does it count if they take years to read them, then go back in time to a few seconds after they started?

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Does it count if they take years to read them, then go back in time to a few seconds after they started?
I don't think so. If this were the case, then many characters with time-stop ability also can replicae this feat

Originally posted by carver9
I do have a pretty big kitchen though. Let me know if you want pictures. Now my fridge is average, I think I'm getting an updated one this Christmas as a gift (hopefully). So did you get a new fridge for Christmas?

No... still the one I hate.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
And I want to add that in recent The DC Book of Lists: A Multiverse of Legacies, Histories, and Hierarchies. The race between Superman and Flash is also included in

https://ibb.co/4TKZ840

This Superman and Flash races presented in the list are all canon stuff, which further cemented UITS's canonicity

Full list
https://ibb.co/54xdC66
https://ibb.co/PhfLYcC
https://ibb.co/ScmxjrY


Superman actually won twice against Barry.

Originally posted by carver9
I do have a pretty big kitchen though. Let me know if you want pictures. Now my fridge is average, I think I'm getting an updated one this Christmas as a gift (hopefully).

Pics.

Booster Gold.


Never said you couldn't freeze time.

Originally posted by cdtm
Booster Gold.


Never said you couldn't freeze time.
Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
I don't think so. If this were the case, then many characters with time-stop ability also can replicae this feat

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/FXjKQB4/5wqv6c.jpg

You might as well add fried chicken, grape soda and menthols to the list.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998



I have bad hearing.

Originally posted by cdtm
Pretty much agreed.


Sure hope he knows leech's aren't modern medicine.

Not to be that "Well, actually" guy, BUUTTTTT, well, actually......

https://www.popsci.com/medicine-leeches-blood-surgery/

Originally posted by carver9
No... still the one I hate.