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Spiderman goes missing and Stark gives the people below a Spiderman suit that allows them to stick to walls, shoot webbing (auto refills), and a device built into the suit that imitates Spidermans voice. The goal is to prevent Spiderman enemies from knowing he is missing, so the people below is filling in for him (with the suit mentioned above). Who can imitate Spiderman the best for a month?

Contestants...

Wolverine
Captain America
Daredevil
Deadpool
Captain America

Yes, I know, these guys are different in height and size... let's just assume that isn't a factor here. Who does this job the best?

I would say Cap because he is strongest
But daredevil has the rest (senses and agility)

Interesting thread.

Daredevil is probably the closest to Peter, as he relies on superhuman acrobatics and senses, not to mention he has even spent a huge chunk of his career having the same sense of humour.

Wolverine did a wallcrawling race with Spider Woman, without any gadgets or his claws.

The Punisher (who is not listed here, sadly) has some actual experience with webswinging.

Then there was Kraven, who actually pretended to be Spider-Man and beat Vermin.

Prowler, who pretended to be SM in order to help Peter keep his superhero indentity safe.

Originally posted by h1a8
I would say Cap because he is strongest
But daredevil has the rest (senses and agility)

Originally posted by h1a8
I would say Cap because he is strongest

Based on absolutely nothing

Daredevil

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Daredevil



He's almost the same character, especially the early version by Stan Lee.

Hell, they even share some villains

Also his Radar Sense could compensate the lack of an actual Spider-Sense a little bit, since he can "see" in all directions at once.

I'd also have to go with Daredevil, as he is the closest to Spiderman-lite here. I think the hardest part would be the feats of strength, unless he channels his AvX force.

But, the villains would likely just think Spidey had been weakened or something. I don't think they'd immediately guess it was some one else. Most of them anyway.

Well, okay, Wolverine would be obvious. Visually, their bodies are too different.

Taskmaster

Is not on the list, you can choose between 2 Captain Americas though.

One of the Caps is actually Taskmaster in disguise, so it's ok.

Originally posted by carver9


Contestants...

Captain America
Captain America

Yes, I know, these guys are different in height and size... let's just assume that isn't a factor here.

Good thing Carv cleared that up

I didn't even notice that.

Originally posted by StyleTime
I'd also have to go with Daredevil, as he is the closest to Spiderman-lite here. I think the hardest part would be the feats of strength, unless he channels his AvX force.

Spider-Man holds back immensely most of the time (some writers don't consider him to be a true Class 10 to begin with and write him as weaker, but I digress), so that wouldn't raise too much suspicion... also, it's not like anyone in the list can match Parker's strength, so we can't afford to be picky.

Originally posted by StyleTime
But, the villains would likely just think Spidey had been weakened or something. I don't think they'd immediately guess it was some one else. Most of them anyway.

Weakened or going easy on them, yes.

Agreed.

The hardest part to replicate would be Peter's retarded sense of humour nobody finds funny anymore - only Daredevil can do that perfectly, seeing how Stan essentially has written him as Peter #2 and some writers re-visited that.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Well, okay, Wolverine would be obvious. Visually, their bodies are too different.

...

In this whole plane of existence, there aren't many people who got their asses destroyed by carver, but you just did:

Originally posted by carver9
Yes, I know, these guys are different in height and size... let's just assume that isn't a factor here. Who does this job the best?

And I wouldn't be myself if I didn't wank Wolverine here, so adding this:

https://i.ibb.co/QND1Bcf/drew.png

Also, don't forget how - despite the body difference - Wolverine has managed to fool Hand and Hydra into thinking he was several different superheroes. That's... some insane acting skills and resourcefulness

Including (but not limited to) mimicking Captain America's skill or Beast's agility and even his patter, which definitely would be useful here (especially combined with the ability to scale the walls):

https://i.ibb.co/qnbpNJY/wolverinebeast.png

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spider-Man holds back immensely most of the time (some writers don't consider him to be a true Class 10 to begin with and write him as weaker, but I digress), so that wouldn't raise too much suspicion... also, it's not like anyone in the list can match Parker's strength, so we can't afford to be picky.



Weakened or going easy on them, yes.

Agreed.

The hardest part to replicate would be Peter's retarded sense of humour nobody finds funny anymore - only Daredevil can do that perfectly, seeing how Stan essentially has written him as Peter #2 and some writers re-visited that.



...

In this whole plane of existence, there aren't many people who got their asses destroyed by carver, but you just did:



And I wouldn't be myself if I didn't wank Wolverine here, so adding this:

https://i.ibb.co/QND1Bcf/drew.png

Also, don't forget how - despite the body difference - Wolverine has managed to fool Hand and Hydra into thinking he was several different superheroes. That's... some insane acting skills and resourcefulness

Including (but not limited to) mimicking Captain America's skill or Beast's agility and even his patter, which definitely would be useful here (especially combined with the ability to scale the walls):

https://i.ibb.co/qnbpNJY/wolverinebeast.png

Good catch, Stilt. I read this comic like 8 times (I know you're going to challenge that statement but whatever) and forgot all about this scene.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

In this whole plane of existence, there aren't many people who got their asses destroyed by carver, but you just did


I totally didn't see that.

Originally posted by carver9
Good catch, Stilt. I read this comic like 8 times (I know you're going to challenge that statement but whatever) and forgot all about this scene.

Look, I'm not that much of an *******, I'm not going to challenge it if you don't give me a good reason to...

Wait...

Originally posted by carver9
I read this comic like 8 times

Originally posted by carver9
forgot all about this scene.

A young guy taking ducklips selfies for his instagram shouldn't have such severe memory problems, you need to eat some nuts.

And I don't mean my nuts (no reason to get on your knees again, I can't get hard again so soon), I meant adding pistachios, peanuts and walnuts to your diet.

Originally posted by StyleTime


I totally didn't see that.

It's too late.

Your forum cred will need years to be restored.

Lmao

Out of curiosity, which one you meant?

The one with Jessica or the one with Wolverine trolling the shit out of Hand/Hydra?

The Shiva one.

Larry Hama and Shiva have nothing to do with either example, I'm afraid.

So, you're most likely just trying to give me a stroke.

He means the redhead

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He means the redhead

https://i.ibb.co/RhfpZFb/630.png

The Asgardian

You're telling me Red Norvell is secretly a drag queen and goes out as "Lady Shiva" on weekends?

I knew it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're telling me Red Norvell is secretly a drag queen and goes out as "Lady Shiva" on weekends?

I knew it.

This would explain why Mr.Mind started fanboying Thor for awhile, trying to get near Red Norvell.

What will give DD away is that he is weak.
But he will be the closest to Spider-Man if you don't see his strength.

Cap is almost as acrobatic but much stronger. What can make up for Cap lack of special senses is his perception speed and his cunning ability to predict attacks (Master of aim dodging).

If both engaged a superhuman (in physicality) enemy in a fight then they would quickly discover that DD isn't Spider-Man (strikes are way weaker).

With Cap it wouldn't be as obvious.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Larry Hama and Shiva have nothing to do with either example, I'm afraid.

So, you're most likely just trying to give me a stroke.

The Jubilee one.

Stroke it is

Originally posted by carver9
I read

#doubt.

Originally posted by -Pr-
#doubt.