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Dakota Johnson stars as the titular character...



https://deadline.com/2022/02/madame-web-dakota-johnson-1234925603/

Johnson has to be playing Julia Carpenter, Web's daughter. otherwise they'll have to de-age her alot.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Johnson has to be playing Julia Carpenter, Web's daughter. otherwise they'll have to de-age her alot.

Julia is NOT Madame Web's daughter. Just her successor.

But yeah, I think the same thing - Dakota is too young and Sony doesn't really care, so they probably decided to introduce her as MW already - which is a waste, considering she really shined as Spider Woman.

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Hell yeah glad to see the Morbverse is getting more movies.

The real Madame Web to me is from the '90s Spider-Man cartoon. And child sidekicks again really? In this tone of film?

^ They're all the different Spider-Women's from the comics, Even then the costumes like a bit shit.

Sydney Sweeney is hot AF, but still don't really care about this mediocrity.

Madam's wish, 3.30

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Sydney Sweeney is hot AF, but still don't really care about this mediocrity.
^^^Its not a must see, more of a run across while channel surfing.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The real Madame Web to me is from the '90s Spider-Man cartoon. And child sidekicks again really? In this tone of film?

But she wasn't bangable. So I'll let that slide.

Anyway I still like the Venom films so fak ya all!

Better be some lesbionic motorboating of Sweeney's massive chebs by Johnson.

Originally posted by Darth Thor

Anyway I still like the Venom films so fak ya all!

Same here

i know they're not masterpieces but at least i get some entertainment from them.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Same here

i know they're not masterpieces but at least i get some entertainment from them.
^^^Same.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Sydney Sweeney is hot AF, but still don't really care about this mediocrity.

Why cast Sweeny if they are just going to completely cover her up and give her a shitty wig? Makes no sense.

Originally posted by ares834
Why cast Sweeny if they are just going to completely cover her up and give her a shitty wig? Makes no sense.

So we try to appreciate her acting.

See, makes perfect sense.

Dakota is the perfect choice for Madame Web

Originally posted by ares834
Why cast Sweeny if they are just going to completely cover her up and give her a shitty wig? Makes no sense.

I just want her to do more pron like The Voyeurs on Amazon Prime. Some great softcore stuff there. droolio

I don't give a **** about her being in a comic book movie.

Zero interest in this.

Originally posted by rudester
Dakota is the perfect choice for Madame Web

Maybe if Sony goes out their way to make her look older, Sure.

Dakota Johnson in the Madame Web costume

Shes cool, cant wait to see her as a superhero and not a virgin in 50 shades

Originally posted by Kazenji
Dakota Johnson in the Madame Web costume
Meh.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Maybe if Sony goes out their way to make her look older, Sure.

Not all Madame Webs were old ladies in comics.

Too bad Sony just wants to make some quick cash, otherwise they could make their cinematic universe work.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not all Madame Webs were old ladies in comics.


Depends which one Johnson is playing, From what i've looked up she's the OG one.

This is getting utterly destroyed in reviews.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
This is getting utterly destroyed in reviews.

Good. It looks like shit. This RT blurb probably sums it up nicely...



"Madame Web embodies the pitfalls of mainstream superhero cinema: films not driven by story and character but seemingly by studio mandates, and franchise considerations."

-Valerie Complex
Deadline Hollywood Daily



But it's not ALL bad, because at least it inspired RLM to do another Nerd Crew video...

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The Rolling Stone review is tremendous.

"A genuine Chernobyl-level disaster that seems to get exponentially more radioactive as it goes along"

The "Cats" of superhero movies.

Apparently CBR is going against the grain slash on crack?

https://www.cbr.com/madame-web-review/

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The "Cats" of superhero movies.

Oh, goddamn. That's about the worst insult I can imagine. Ouch.

Hopefully this is a wake up call to Sony, Stop doing Spider-Man related movies that doesn't have Spider-Man in them.

Sony needs to stop f-ing around and just make a movie with Spider-Man and Venom.

Some are saying this is the worst comic book movie ever. Lol

Marvel released the FF4 casting news to cover for how shitty this film is.

Originally posted by Senor Cage
Some are saying this is the worst comic book movie ever. Lol

Stop, now you're making me want to see it!

I just hope there's a porn parody and Sydney Sweeney stars in that, too.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech

I just hope there's a porn parody and Sydney Sweeney stars in that, too.

Now i'm on board.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
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Originally posted by Kazenji
Hopefully this is a wake up call to Sony, Stop doing Spider-Man related movies that doesn't have Spider-Man in them.

Venom has clearly worked for them. But yeah they need to stop with the rest.

When Kraven inevitably flops they might get the message, as that will be 3/3 failures without Spider-Man or Venom.

Venom 2 was deep fried iguana shit.

Kraven is gonna bomb like Hiroshima.

Originally posted by Impediment
Venom 2 was deep fried iguana shit.

Yeah, it was crap. I didn't even feel the need to finish it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Venom 2 was deep fried iguana shit.
.

I'm some of the few that liked it

and i know its not an amazing film, Not every film needs to be.

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Looks good

Originally posted by Impediment
Venom 2 was deep fried iguana shit.

Kraven is gonna bomb like Hiroshima.


Doesn't matter. Point is Sony won't give up their cash cows, which right now are Venom and the Spider-Verse movies (obviously live action Spider-Man they already share with Marvel).

Whilst if Kraven flops they won't really be able to justify to keep carrying on with the rest of these strange spin off's. Because they would then be at 3/3 failures to launch.

Originally posted by riv6672
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I'm talking about the Venom movies btw, Not this shitheap.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I'm talking about the Venom movies btw, Not this shitheap.

I watched it. It was good but needed more because it felt short a few scenes. Not enough build up or time with the bad guy. But good nevertheless

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It wasnt that bad. Defo better than Morbius.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
It wasnt that bad. Defo better than Morbius.

Really now?...i actually enjoyed Morbius



found out this movie has the same duo writers who also did Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt and Morbius.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Really now?...i actually enjoyed Morbius



found out this movie has the same duo writers who also did Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt and Morbius.


Yeah was fine. Reviews have over hated on it Imo.

Starts off as a horror, like those old invincible killer movies, which kind of works.

The girls who are being hunted are dumb as f*** though. To a very annoying extent where you can blame the writing. But then you could argue that's kind of normal in horror films shrug

Dialogue not the best, but not the worst either. A couple of little chuckles and nice references to the Parker legacy. And Madam Web becomes more and more like the comic book character by the end of the film.

Honestly Sony should have promoted this more. Could have easily made it's money back as was only a small budget. Main issue isn't the critics, it's Sony themselves giving up on it. So why are they making these films if they don't believe in what they're making? shrug

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Originally posted by riv6672
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