The most harmless thing that could never ever possibly destroy us & is cuddly & cute?

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Tyrannoraptor
What do you think would be the most harmless thing (whether it's fictional, imaginary or real) that's small, cuddly like a plush doll & is utterly adorable which could never ever possibly destroy/harm/hurt or kill us (could possibly be something you loved from your childhood)?

rudester
A chucky doll

Blakemore
any cuddly toy is a choking hazard for infants so...

Nuke Nixon
A prehistoric child's toy doll made from mammoth hide, inside is a speck of blood that when unfrozen releases an exotic virus that Humans have lost immunity to (thanks evolution) = Extinction Level Event.

Tyrannoraptor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
A prehistoric child's toy doll made from mammoth hide, inside is a speck of blood that when unfrozen releases an exotic virus that Humans have lost immunity to (thanks evolution) = Extinction Level Event.
Oh my god it ain't that harmless if it were a threat to humanity.

Nuke Nixon
Well it wasn't a threat to the poor lil kid in the prehistoric age that died a slow freezing death clutching his favorite toy to his chest to stave off the fear and the chill.

Things change though.

Tyrannoraptor
Well this is a little absurd for what i've mentioned here.

rudester
A hairy fur baby

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Well this is a little absurd for what i've mentioned here.

Life is absurd, who would have thought a virus would someday ruin the economy of the entire world and inflict upon us untold horrors...

And that's nothing compared to what's coming.

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