Spider-Man vs every street leveler in DC

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Classic NES
All at once, how does this go?

StiltmanFTW
Batman is technically a street and he rapes heralds.

Deathstroke is a meta, but he still can be interpreted as a street level character, as that's where he operates most often.

Same with Black Canary.


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But even if you want us to limit our choice to peak humans (and below) with no powers, weapons or gadgets... Spider-Man *has* been beaten by gangs of powerless thugs in the past in h2h.

DC streets will literally sodomize him and tear him apart. Might take some time and many casualties, but they'll do the job.

DarkSaint85
Alfred with prep seduces Aunt May.

The end

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Alfred with prep seduces Aunt May.

The end

The most disturbing thing is that Peter actually enjoys peeking on Aunt May having sex.

That's the only way to explain him "unintentionally" catching her doing that, despite his Spider-Sense...

Bentley
I wonder if the Spider-sense triggers if Parker is about to eyaculate inside a female he can impregnate

DarkSaint85
Nah, because he is impotent.

Classic NES
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Batman is technically a street and he rapes heralds.

Deathstroke is a meta, but he still can be interpreted as a street level character, as that's where he operates most often.

Same with Black Canary.


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But even if you want us to limit our choice to peak humans (and below) with no powers, weapons or gadgets... Spider-Man *has* been beaten by gangs of powerless thugs in the past in h2h.

DC streets will literally sodomize him and tear him apart. Might take some time and many casualties, but they'll do the job.

What if I add Silk, Miles and Classic Venom to parker's side?

StiltmanFTW
Then their chances become much better, mainly because of Venom. But Eddie is still vulnerable to pressure point attacks.

"Street Tier" is a very broad term. They also tend to be the most capable of all superheroes.

I could see Team Spider trying to web up DC streets - which is a good tactic, as long as DC team doesn't bring any of their toys to the fight.

Robtard
DC has several not powered people who could potentially solo Spider-Man due to their intellect and resources, Batman, Mister Terrfiic, Toy Master, Lex Luthor, Riddler, Ozymandias, to name some.

Every non powered character and Peter gets curbed.

StiltmanFTW
Yeah, that's why I suggested some extra rules - taking the metas out of equation and disarming the "gadgetmen".

Of course it's a total spite match if they're allowed to have their gear and resources.

Classic NES
If the gadgets make them iron man level then it's out. I'll allow meta abilities though.

StiltmanFTW
Well, then it's spite, as far less than Stark Tech is needed to humble the bug:

https://i.ibb.co/mN7dvhm/the-jester-and-jack-o-lantern-ambushes-spider-man-1.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/LRds4gq/RCO011-1468898668.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/NWJ96zp/RCO012-1468898668.jpg

Classic NES
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, then it's spite, as far less than Stark Tech is needed to humble the bug:

https://i.ibb.co/mN7dvhm/the-jester-and-jack-o-lantern-ambushes-spider-man-1.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/LRds4gq/RCO011-1468898668.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/NWJ96zp/RCO012-1468898668.jpg

Was that a pipe bomb? laughing

Okay, just h2h then. Jesus.

StiltmanFTW
I imagine they'll hurt him much worse than Jigsaw:

https://i.ibb.co/Sw0Ykcy/RCO005.jpg

Classic NES
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I imagine they'll hurt him much worse than Jigsaw:

https://i.ibb.co/Sw0Ykcy/RCO005.jpg

sad

Okay, how about this. In a scenario where spiderman has to fight every street level dc character in h2h one at a time. Who could bring him down in h2h only, no powers or weapons for both parties.

DarkSaint85
No powers, so no Spidey sense or agility or strength etc?

Almost all of them, tbf. You're putting Spidey up against (mostly) powerless guys who still hang on teams with heralds etc (for example, Green Arrow). They have to rely on their skills to survive.

Bentley
Silver Surfer loses to every street leveler in DC awesr

Classic NES
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
No powers, so no Spidey sense or agility or strength etc?

Almost all of them, tbf. You're putting Spidey up against (mostly) powerless guys who still hang on teams with heralds etc (for example, Green Arrow). They have to rely on their skills to survive.

I meant not powers for the street levelers. I'm trying to make a scenario where it's spidey with his strength, speed and spidey sense vs DC street levelers with only h2h. I'll include traditional weapons like swords, katana, escrima sticks, staff, etc for the DC guys only if it's standard equipment. But no meta abilities like Black Canaries sonic scream or crazy equipment like Batmans.

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