Beast (2022)

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Patient_Leech
Idris Elba... don't know the director, haven't checked yet...

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ShadowFyre
Looks badass. Reminds me of The Grey a little bit

Old Man Whirly!
Shite, 2 guys with guns... such ****ing bollocks.

Robtard
Elba is a very solid actor and I like lions, so will watch.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Elba is a very solid actor and I like lions, so will watch. I know the family who taught him Muay Thai interestingly. Will watch but laugh. Lions stink by the way... Really pungent.

riv6672
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Looks badass. Reminds me of The Grey a little bit
^^^I was reminded of The Ghost And The Darkness.
Def. Will watch.

jaden_2.0
Looks shite

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Looks shite it does, unless the lion is genetically engineered and secretly has the intelligence of a human or better yet the brain transplanted from a serial killer. It must also shoot lasers from its eyes. If that can be delivered... I'm in.

Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I know the family who taught him Muay Thai interestingly. Will watch but laugh. Lions stink by the way... Really pungent.

I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

Well Cheetara as a kid, but she's not even a lion. stick out tongue

Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it does, unless the lion is genetically engineered and secretly has the intelligence of a human or better yet the brain transplanted from a serial killer. It must also shoot lasers from its eyes. If that can be delivered... I'm in.

You have the makings of a Uwe Boll film there.

rudester
Cujo all over again.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Lions stink by the way... Really pungent. Originally posted by Robtard
I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

laughing out loud

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
You have the makings of a Uwe Boll film there. True enough and a probable improvement. Lions are beautiful, no doubt. They still stink laughing out loud

riv6672
Originally posted by Robtard
I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

Well Cheetara as a kid, but she's not even a lion. stick out tongue
^^^Maaannn, I read that w. the entirely wrong inflection at first.eek! laughing

Robtard
Stop being weird.

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
True enough and a probable improvement. Lions are beautiful, no doubt. They still stink laughing out loud


Most predators that live in the wild and roll around in carcasses stink.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Most predators that live in the wild and roll around in carcasses stink. True enough, you ever smelt a wolf, **** me they stink.

Robtard
Whirly, smeller of wild carnivorous beast.

jaden_2.0
Robtard, cat shagger

Robtard
But I literally said I DIDN'T want to f**k a lion!

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Robtard
But I literally said I DIDN'T want to f**k a lion!

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Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/MSNBC/Components/Video/__NEW/f_dc_clintonarch_140506.jpg laughing out loud thumb up

Robtard
You bastards

Old Man Whirly!
Far, far better than expected 7.5/10

Patient_Leech
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t680409.html

Good to hear it's pretty good.

Idris Alba? Is JESSICA Alba in it?? laughing out loud

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t680409.html

Good to hear it's pretty good.

Idris Alba? Is JESSICA Alba in it?? laughing out loud smile lol brainfart... it's a fun moving and well paced. No boring bits at all.

BruceSkywalker
i will prolly watch soon

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i will prolly watch soon it's good Bruce.

Robtard
Does anyone f**k the lion?


Proper f**ked, of course

Patient_Leech
^ Why are you into animal fu#king, you fu#king weirdo?

BruceSkywalker
will i get upset if idris gets eaten lol

riv6672
Originally posted by Robtard
But I literally said I DIDN'T want to f**k a lion!

*runs in out of breath*
Did I miss it?!?
I heard Rob was shtupping a lion in here!

Robtard
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
^ Why are you into animal fu#king, you fu#king weirdo?


It's not even a real lion with a real lion's real butthole, it's a CGI lion with a CGI lion's CGI butthole.

riv6672
Originally posted by Robtard
It's not even a real lion with a real lion's real butthole, it's a CGI lion with a CGI lion's CGI butthole.
^^^CGI can never replace butthole related practical effects.

jaden_2.0
Originally posted by Robtard



Proper f**ked, of course

By. Ze Germans.

Patient_Leech
Watched this. I liked it. thumb up

Robtard
It was kinda okay for what it was, very predictable story.

I'm also about 97% sure Sharlto Copley's character, "uncle Matin", f**ked one or both of those male lions he was friend's with.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
It was kinda okay for what it was, very predictable story.

It didn't need to be more than it was. I like a good survival/monster flick. It was well written without being over-written and had some great characters. Copley and Elba were excellent and the story was surprisingly grounded aside from the crazed, Cujo-esque lion going on an endless murder spree... heh. But you know, you have to have a LITTLE suspension of disbelief.

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