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Batman wins.

Batman always wins.

Unless he's fighting himself, then it's complicated...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


Batman always wins.

Unless he's fighting himself, then it's complicated...


Batman can't beat himself, because there's no masturbation in DC.

You're basically putting Batman's skill against Superman's.

And I'd bet on Batman's.

Originally posted by Magnificent M
Batman can't beat himself, because there's no masturbation in DC.

This page from an issue of Swamp Thing begs to disagree.

(Although technically it was Vertigo):

https://imgur.com/KGQHD03.jpg

Batman because of hie Superior Skills.

Superman due to his years of practice with that powerset.

Bruce one punches him back to krypton

Can go either way, depends on how much Superman would hold back.

Coincidentally, the closest to this happening, Superman won.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
This page from an issue of Swamp Thing begs to disagree.

(Although technically it was Vertigo):

https://imgur.com/KGQHD03.jpg

Yeah, but nobody reads Swamp Thing.

Sandman was Vertigo's flagship title:

https://i.ibb.co/PFRY0tr/quote-i-wanted-to-put-a-reference-to-masturbation-in-one-of-the-scripts-for-the-sandman-it-neil-gaim.jpg

And the reason that has resurfaced is, of course, this:

https://i.ibb.co/27VTR4d/screen-shot-2021-06-14-at-8-43-11-pm.png

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And the reason that has resurfaced is, of course, this:

https://i.ibb.co/27VTR4d/screen-shot-2021-06-14-at-8-43-11-pm.png

Wonder Woman certainly muff dives so it's just DC never knowing their sh*t

Diana is no hero.

So this makes Superman 1000 time more of a weirdo if there is no masturbation. So when he is cucking to lois getting slammed wtf is he even doing? Just staring and pointing angrily at his dick like the Family Guy Monkey or something?

Jane?

You mean Lois

Well, if I had to guess, I would totally imagine Supes pinching his own nipples and licking the tip of his nose while watching Lois getting some BBC (or a dozen of bbcs).

Yeah, I meant Lois, I'm sure Jane Jack's off just fine.