What do you think of the Namor casting?

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lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think?

steverules_2

MrMind
lawest just learned how to cook ramen

give him time

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think? he has pointy ears and wings on his ankles though, so there is that. mhmm

ODG
Before this gets moved, I'm perfectly fine with the Namor casting. Guy's got the smoldering look. Atlanteans don't need to look like real-life Olympic swimmers because you cannot expect such real-life physiques to apply to fictional Atlantean physiologies in any way. Fact is, they're going with an Aztec themed Atlantean culture. And the dude looks the part.

Don't need no pretty boy portraying Namor. Need a ruthless king who hates surface dwellers. That's when Namor is at his best.

Although... seeing blacks and latinos rooting for and against each other is kinda weird. I'm sure they'll reveal Doom as responsible for everything and make the white man the bad guy again.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by MrMind
lawest just learned how to cook ramen

give him time

laughing out loud

lawest9
Originally posted by ODG
Before this gets moved, I'm perfectly fine with the Namor casting. Guy's got the smoldering look. Atlanteans don't need to look like real-life Olympic swimmers because you cannot expect such real-life physiques to apply to fictional Atlantean physiologies in any way. Fact is, they're going with an Aztec themed Atlantean culture. And the dude looks the part.

Don't need no pretty boy portraying Namor. Need a ruthless king who hates surface dwellers. That's when Namor is at his best.make

Although... seeing blacks and latinos rooting for and against each other is kinda weird. I'm sure they'll reveal Doom as responsible for everything and make the white man the bad guy again. That last part of your post.....'make the white man the bad guy again'....isn't that also a part of the real life you're making reference to? 😆😆😆

ODG
^ I don't want my comments to be construed as racist.

So let's be clear: the white man is to be blamed for everything. uhuh

zopzop
Originally posted by lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor
His race and body shape (to a point) isn't the issue, it's his height. 5ft 8in? What the actual phuck?

ODG
^ Bruh. Tom Cruise is like 5'7" at best. Nobody cares.

Besides, it'd be funny to see M'Baku tower over Namor and try to fight him and get wrecked.

ODG
Winston Duke is 6'5". Just look at this:

https://www.thefocus.news/static/uploads/23/2022/07/GettyImages-1410562378-scaled.jpg

You really think Namor is going to look distractingly short in this film?

ODG
Anyway, my hope is that Namor is only assaulting Wakanda because he desperately needs vibranium to stabilize the catastrophe that the awakened Celestial wrought on Atlantis in the wake of Eternals. Namor is so desperate but Wakanda cannot simply give up all its vibranium to a nation/culture it doesn't know about, let alone can trust.

So the over-arching conflict is not just a traditional good guys vs bad guys war or even a friendly misunderstanding between two nations manipulated by a mustache wielding villain (aka Doom). It's got legitimate stakes for both sides and no easy resolution is forthcoming and it'll take the best people of both sides to resolve.

One can only hope.

lawest9
A lot of people in the YouTube commentary were disappointed with the casting of Namor but what disappointed people even more is that there will be no T'Challa to fight Namor one on one, many feel that the best way to have honored Chadwick Boseman would've been to recast T'Challa with another great actor, it was said that it is what his family and CB himself would have wanted.

ODG
^ Fair point. But consider that DC didn't want to recast Joker. And even when they did twice-over in non-continuity roles, people still focus on Heath Ledger's Joker. You just cannot escape the comparisons.

Maybe no actor wanted to step into those shoes and Feige and Coogler knew it?

It's a no-win situation. But you make the best of it and I trust Ryan Coogler to decide, this is a better story for me to tell than one where people are distracted by a different T'Challa actor.

Also consider that Wakanda is mainly represented by four women: the mother (Ramonda), the sister (Shuri), the lover (Nakia) and the friend (Okoye). I think this film will touch more on just race but also gender norms. And I'm all for it.

lawest9
Originally posted by ODG
^ Fair point. But consider that DC didn't want to recast Joker. And even when they did twice-over in non-continuity roles, people still focus on Heath Ledger's Joker. You just cannot escape the comparisons.

Maybe no actor wanted to step into those shoes and Feige and Coogler knew it?

It's a no-win situation. But you make the best of it and I trust Ryan Coogler to decide, this is a better story for me to tell than one where people are distracted by a different T'Challa actor.

Also consider that Wakanda is mainly represented by four women: the mother (Ramonda), the sister (Shuri), the lover (Nakia) and the friend (Okoye). I think this film will touch more on just race but also gender norms. And I'm all for it. Yea I guess it all remains to be seen.

Enzeru
Namor? More like

https://i.imgur.com/mGJP5FM.png
https://i.imgur.com/mGJP5FM.png

I don't like it. The Mayan Aztec look is cool and I do like that, but I don't see Namor in the casted actor. Just like I don't see Hercules in the MCU Hercules casting.
At the same time, I saw Thor in Chris Hemsworth and Loki in Tom Hiddleston, even before I ever saw the first Thor movie.

I have a very purist (PURIST, NOT RACIST) mindset when it comes to live comic book adaptions. I never liked Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, since Wolverine is supposed to be 5 feet tall and hair as **** - while Hugh Jackman makes me question my sexual orientation.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think?

Jesus, this looks chubby around the waist to you? Aim for the stars, lawest.....never give up on your dreams.

Just remember, men aren't just pieces of meat for you to ogle over.

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Jesus, this looks chubby around the waist to you? Aim for the stars, lawest.....never give up on your dreams.

Just remember, men aren't just pieces of meat for you to ogle over. So why don't you stop ogling over them then?

DarkSaint85
Well you were the one bringing up his midsection, were you not?

lawest9
Originally posted by Enzeru
Namor? More like

https://i.imgur.com/mGJP5FM.png
https://i.imgur.com/mGJP5FM.png

I don't like it. The Mayan Aztec look is cool and I do like that, but I don't see Namor in the casted actor. Just like I don't see Hercules in the MCU Hercules casting.
At the same time, I saw Thor in Chris Hemsworth and Loki in Tom Hiddleston, even before I ever saw the first Thor movie.

I have a very purist (PURIST, NOT RACIST) mindset when it comes to live comic book adaptions. I never liked Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, since Wolverine is supposed to be 5 feet tall and hair as **** - while Hugh Jackman makes me question my sexual orientation. Totally agree here, the casting of Namor Hercules and Gilgamesh of the Eternals are all undersized actors by comparison to their comic book counterparts, but it's apparent that the casting producers don't really take that into consideration, it would be very comical to me to see Hugh Jackman's ( who is 6'2' ) Wolverine in a stare down against this Namor actor ( 5'8' ) very funny.

zopzop
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Just remember, men aren't just pieces of meat for you to ogle over.
Hey, straight men get freaking women with super model looks and figures to ogle over in superhero movies, why can't we get some eye candy thrown our way?naughty

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Well you were the one bringing up his midsection, were you not? My point for doing so was to point out how this actor doesn't appear to do Namor credit by his appearance, I'm like the previous poster inasmuch that I am a comic purist when it comes to cast I ng these actors to look as close to the comic book counterparts as possible.......
Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Gal Gadot are a few examples of perfect castings for the characters they are playing.

lawest9
Originally posted by zopzop
Hey, straight men get freaking women with super model looks and figures to ogle over in superhero movies, why can't we get some eye candy thrown our way?naughty Good point.

StiltmanFTW
Zop and Law need to get a room vin

MrMind
How did enzeru got pic of abhi

Philosophía
Originally posted by lawest9
The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think? They've tried to be as close as possible to the most accurate portrayal of Namor -- the Bendis/Maleev one.

https://i.ibb.co/prZvNy6/Namor-Mc-Kenzie-Earth-616-from-Secret-Invasion-Dark-Reign-Vol-1-1-0001.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwSLJiGWgAEHQei.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwSLZL1XEAACW3O.png

I'm glad they're sticking to the source material. thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by MrMind
How did enzeru got pic of abhi

He paid for it on Abhi's OF.

Stoic

lawest9
True that, but Thor is listed as 6 '6' and remember an Asgardian can look to weigh 200lbs. but can still weigh 600 because of their skin and bone tissue being 3 times denser than human tissue.

StiltmanFTW

Facee
Even Tom Cruise looks normal height in his movies when in reality he's Bada height at best.

My problem is this dude doesn't even look like he lifts.

lawest9
Originally posted by Facee
Even Tom Cruise looks normal height in his movies when in reality he's Bada height at best.

My problem is this dude doesn't even look like he lifts. Exactly, and the poster of him posted on this thread even looks fake, probably CGI detailed.

StiltmanFTW

Smurph
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Jesus, this looks chubby around the waist to you? Aim for the stars, lawest.....never give up on your dreams.

Just remember, men aren't just pieces of meat for you to ogle over. lmao

Smurph
Originally posted by ODG
Before this gets moved, I'm perfectly fine with the Namor casting. Guy's got the smoldering look. Atlanteans don't need to look like real-life Olympic swimmers because you cannot expect such real-life physiques to apply to fictional Atlantean physiologies in any way. Fact is, they're going with an Aztec themed Atlantean culture. Yeah, apparently "Atlantis" is changing to "Talocan" for the MCU.

ShadowFyre
Godzilla was just a 5'6 Japanese man in a suit and they made him look hundreds of feet tall.

🤯🤯🤯🤯technology

Prof. T.C McAbe

lawest9
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Is this Putin? rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud laughing out loud

steverules_2

Parmaniac
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Godzilla was just a 5'6 Japanese man in a suit and they made him look hundreds of feet tall.

🤯🤯🤯🤯technology In the Mission Impossible movies Tom Cruise was actually played by Godzilla.

ODG
Originally posted by Smurph
Yeah, apparently "Atlantis" is changing to "Talocan" for the MCU. Aquaman made a billion dollars or something. I understand the need to distinguish yourself from them. Whatever.

Should MCU Namor gain purchase, I fully expect the Talocan to be revealed as small subculture of the greater MCU Atlantean race.

After all, MCU Sakaarians were cannon fodder "paper people" in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. MCU Chitarui were Thanos' robot cannon fodder and not the Ultimate version of Skrulls. Nobody cared.

Smurph
Originally posted by ODG
Aquaman made a billion dollars or something. I understand the need to distinguish yourself from them. Whatever.

Should MCU Namor gain purchase, I fully expect the Talocan to be revealed as small subculture of the greater MCU Atlantean race.

After all, MCU Sakaarians were cannon fodder "paper people" in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. MCU Chitarui were Thanos' robot cannon fodder and not the Ultimate version of Skrulls. Nobody cared. Yeah fair points. I also think the MCU is struggling to maintain any sense of cohesion as it reveals secret dimension upon secret civilization upon secret mystical city. It's a normal pace for comic books but in movie form the loose ends of all these implications start to become distracting and make further reveals feel cheap.

That in mind, I bet that it's much easier for the writers to develop an interesting story about an underwater kingdom that's brand new to audiences but has history with Wakanda... versus revealing that the very famous mythical city of Atlantis also exists in the MCU.

"Id"
Originally posted by lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think?
Height is not the issue.

No one had a problem with Hugh Jackman playing the role of midget when he got casted to be play Wolverine.


That and Tenoch Huerta was one of the best characters in Narcos Mexico. There is nothing wrong with the cast. All are capable actor.

I am more worried about the plot and how they are going spin the loss of Chad.

DeadpoolXXX
i'm curious WHO is going to be the new bp? hope to god it's not noodle arms (shuri). i definitely think it will be a female though.

lawest9
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
i'm curious WHO is going to be the new bp? hope to god it's not noodle arms (shuri). i definitely think it will be a female though. I thought it was confirmed to be Shuri, poor choice IMHO, T'Challa needs to be recast, as soon have pointed out his character is just as important as Thor, Captain. America or Tony Stark.

lawest9
Originally posted by "Id"
Height is not the issue.

No one had a problem with Hugh Jackman playing the role of midget when he got casted to be play Wolverine.


That and Tenoch Huerta was one of the best characters in Narcos Mexico. There is nothing wrong with the cast. All are capable actor.

I am more worried about the plot and how they are going spin the loss of Chad. People did have a problem at first with Hugh Jackman being cast as Wolverine, he was just eventually accepted in that role and most people are not pleased with this casting of Namor, the Sub-Mariner ( too short too pudgy ) it's laughable really when you consider the possibility of 6'2' Logan meeting 5'8' Namor face to face, I'll be OTFLMAO.

DarkSaint85
Who would be your ideal guy in a swimsuit, lawest?

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Who would be your ideal guy in a swimsuit, lawest? I know who would be yours *******, Stilt, why don't you two stop the projections and get a room already, you're on ignore from this point creep, Lol.

Philosophía
I'd like to see you, lawest, in a swimsuit.

Does that get me on the ignore list, or on the buddy list?

Smurph
Originally posted by lawest9
( too short too pudgy ) idk about this pudgy thing

It would help if you could share some pics of who you would cast as Namor

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
idk about this pudgy thing

It would help if you could share some pics of your ideal cast for Namor. I don't think pics would be necessary, you know how Namor is often drawn in the comics sleek and muscular, just find a actor who fits that body type that's all.

Smurph
sleek, muscular

skimpy lil speedo

dripping wet

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Smurph
Yeah fair points. I also think the MCU is struggling to maintain any sense of cohesion as it reveals secret dimension upon secret civilization upon secret mystical city. It's a normal pace for comic books but in movie form the loose ends of all these implications start to become distracting and make further reveals feel cheap.

That in mind, I bet that it's much easier for the writers to develop an interesting story about an underwater kingdom that's brand new to audiences but has history with Wakanda... versus revealing that the very famous mythical city of Atlantis also exists in the MCU. I can't help thinking they are picking shitty reveals, the MCU works best when it resembles strongly the source material. Iron Man, Captain America even Black Panther are examples of this. Most of the reimaginings are shit. Adam Warlock needs the hive and to try and bang sif before the high evolutionary or anyone else.

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
sleek, muscular

skimpy lil speedo

dripping wet That's what you like eh? 😆

lawest9
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I can't help thinking they are picking shitty reveals, the MCU works best when it resembles strongly the source material. Iron Man, Captain America even Black Panther are examples of this. Most of the reimaginings are shit. Adam Warlock needs the hive and to try and bang sif before the high evolutionary or a yone else. Well said, it is best to cast actors who look more like the comic characters, and if I had a woman who looks like Sif I would go into warrior madness as well if anyone tried to steal her.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by lawest9
Well said, it is best to cast actors who look more like the comic characters, and if I had a woman who looks like Sif I would go into warrior madness as well if anyone tried to steal her. all this alien Adam stuff removes a great Earthbound story. The HE is also probably going to be an alien ffs.

Smurph
Originally posted by lawest9
That's what you like eh? well I'm really trying to understand your critique, yknow

but the lawest9 version of this movie does sound a bit like... gay porn

lawest9
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
all this alien Adam stuff removes a great Earthbound story. The HE is also probably going to be an alien ffs. I'd like to see MCU try to cast his female counterpart HER.

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
well I'm really trying to understand your critique, yknow

but the lawest9 version of this movie does sound a bit like... gay porn 😄 I imagine anything would look and sound like gay porn to you given your mind set.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Smurph
well I'm really trying to understand your critique, yknow

but the lawest9 version of this movie does sound a bit like... gay porn mhmm laughing out loudOriginally posted by lawest9
I'd like to see MCU try to cast his female counterpart HER. thumb up would be good.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by lawest9
I know who would be yours *******, Stilt, why don't you two stop the projections and get a room already, you're on ignore from this point creep, Lol.

Jeez, ask a question and this is what I get.

lawest9
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
mhmm laughing out loud thumb up would be good. Yeap, but given that she is a 6ft. 6in. Golden skin female it highly doubtful she'll look much like her comic counterpart.

Smurph
What do we think of Adam Warlock's casting?

Maybe lawest should make a thread to debate whether his skin is golden enough.

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
What do we think of Adam Warlock's casting?

Maybe lawest should make a thread to debate whether his skin is golden enough. Good idea but I'll let YOU do the honors.

Galan007
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
i'm curious WHO is going to be the new bp? hope to god it's not noodle arms (shuri). i definitely think it will be a female though. https://i.ibb.co/BLTksmk/a-Bm-XNx-P-460s.jpg

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Galan007
https://i.ibb.co/BLTksmk/a-Bm-XNx-P-460s.jpg laughcry

DeadpoolXXX
laughing

an mcu movie i would actually pay to see.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
laughing

an mcu movie i would actually pay to see. thumb up Spot on!

lawest9
Originally posted by Galan007
https://i.ibb.co/BLTksmk/a-Bm-XNx-P-460s.jpg 🤣🤣🤣

Robtard
Being Mexican isn't a problem, being 5'8" isn't a problem as film magic can make him look taller and having a beard isn't really a problem.

https://i.imgur.com/96k1jQv.png

But these are superhero flicks, so they should have put him on at least a 6month workout routine to build some muscle mass. Even Downey Jr stayed fit throughout his Ironman career and Stark isn't really known to be super-jacked like Namor usually is.

Though I do suspect Huerta will steal the film if Namor's written well.

lawest9
Originally posted by Robtard
Being Mexican isn't a problem, being 5'8" isn't a problem as film magic can make him look taller and having a beard isn't really a problem.

But these are superhero flicks, so they should have put him on at least a 6month workout routine to build some muscle mass. Even Downey Jr stayed fit throughout his Ironman career and Stark isn't really known to be super-jacked like Namor usually is.

Though I do suspect Huerta will steal the film if Namor's written well. Bottom line is that the producers of this sequel have simply done a crappy job with it.

Robtard
I'm not going to call the movie a flop right now just because one actor wasn't contracted to hit the gym hard.

You should be more worried about how Namor's written, than freaking out because he doesn't have a sixpack.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Being Mexican isn't a problem, being 5'8" isn't a problem as film magic can make him look taller and having a beard isn't really a problem.

https://i.imgur.com/96k1jQv.png

But these are superhero flicks, so they should have put him on at least a 6month workout routine to build some muscle mass. Even Downey Jr stayed fit throughout his Ironman career and Stark isn't really known to be super-jacked like Namor usually is.

Though I do suspect Huerta will steal the film if Namor's written well. 80's Stark looked like a young Tom Selleck... that was my Stark.

https://i.imgur.com/4694JfD.jpeg

Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
80's Stark looked like a young Tom Selleck... that was my Stark.

Yup

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dc3b3385468c5ac57f3b1c9016d5b326-lq

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Yup

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dc3b3385468c5ac57f3b1c9016d5b326-lq https://i.imgur.com/4694JfD.jpeg

Robtard
Oh shit, he was really built back then, and ready for gay porn.

So used to the more athletic slimmer build.

lawest9
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not going to call the movie a flop right now just because one actor wasn't contracted to hit the gym hard.

You should be more worried about how Namor's written, than freaking out because he doesn't have a sixpack. No one is "freaking out", if anything most people are put off that the role of T'Challa wasn't recast, as for Namor it's like Whirly said that the casting should resemble the original source material as closely as possible.

DeadpoolXXX
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Who would be your ideal guy in a swimsuit, lawest?

Robtard
Originally posted by lawest9
No one is "freaking out", if anything most people are put off that the role of T'Challa wasn't recast, as for Namor it's like Whirly said that the casting should resemble the original source material as closely as possible.

Are you sure about that?

Anyhow, I thought Dwayne Johnson would have made a good Namor. Who would you have cast?

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Oh shit, he was really built back then, and ready for gay porn.

So used to the more athletic slimmer build. Yeah he and Rhodey had such a brokeback bromine going on back then. It was wonderfully Miami Vice.

https://i.imgur.com/XI12USC.jpeg

lawest9
Originally posted by Robtard
Are you sure about that?

Anyhow, I thought Dwayne Johnson would have made a good Namor. Who would you have cast? I haven't given a lot of thought as far as famous or already established actors go, but almost anyone is better than the actor selected and the actor doesn't necessarily have to be well known, Christopher Reeve was relatively unknown before being cast as Superman.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Yeah he and Rhodey had such a brokeback bromine going on back then. It was wonderfully Miami Vice.

https://i.imgur.com/XI12USC.jpeg

Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Yeah he and Rhodey had such a brokeback bromine going on back then. It was wonderfully Miami Vice.

https://i.imgur.com/XI12USC.jpeg

Kinda reminds me of the Predator handshake scene

https://c.tenor.com/MTppvU66_FoAAAAC/predator-handshake.gif

Robtard
Originally posted by lawest9
I haven't given a lot of thought as far as famous or already established actors go, but almost anyone is better than the actor selected and the actor doesn't necessarily have to be well known, Christopher Reeve was relatively unknown before being cast as Superman.

Almost anyone else is better? laughing out loud

Seriously though, if you're going to critic his looks this hard, you should be able to think of someone who would be better iyo.

DeadpoolXXX
Originally posted by lawest9
I haven't given a lot of thought as far as famous or already established actors go, but almost anyone is better than the actor selected and the actor doesn't necessarily have to be well known, Christopher Reeve was relatively unknown before being cast as Superman. i assume you'd be more forgiving if he's packing an above average bulge under that speedo, yes?

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Kinda reminds me of the Predator handshake scene

https://c.tenor.com/MTppvU66_FoAAAAC/predator-handshake.gif I think it predates Predator... I wonder... by Predato Thodey had his Grace Jone flat top, I kid you not!

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
i assume you'd be more forgiving if he's packing an above average bulge under that speedo, yes?

He would also like the bulge to not be podgy, like the rest of that tub of lard they've cast.

Old Man Whirly!
https://i.imgur.com/twuw8gE.jpeg

lawest9
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
i assume you'd be more forgiving if he's packing an above average bulge under that speedo, yes? Does that turn you on ma'am?

Robtard
@Old Man Whirly!

Why did Rhodes have painted fingernails and a gem? laughing out loud

If they did that now, people would whinge about "something, something wokeness cultures!".

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
@Old Man Whirly!

Why did Rhodes have painted fingernails and a gem? laughing out loud

If they did that now, people would whinge about "something, something wokeness cultures!". he had a beautician Girlfriend, the subtext in those old iron man comics was superb. Some of the best ever written.

DeadpoolXXX
Originally posted by lawest9
Does that turn you on ma'am? you're the one whining about Huerta not being cute enough for this role. just trying to get some clarification is all. smile

Originally posted by Robtard
@Old Man Whirly!

Why did Rhodes have painted fingernails and a gem? laughing out loud

If they did that now, people would whinge about "something, something wokeness cultures!". and one of them is obviously a coke nail lol.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
you're the one whining about Huerta not being cute enough for this role. just trying to get some clarification is all. smile

and one of them is obviously a coke nail lol. I think that was the Darlene could have stuck a rhinestone up his nose... maybe... thumb up

Old Man Whirly!
smile

Robtard
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX

and one of them is obviously a coke nail lol.


It's the 80s

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
It's the 80s This one is great, Tony is checking out Rhodey's ass and has a mullet. I'd he wolf whistling?

https://i.imgur.com/rE2aihl.jpeg

Robtard
Alright, 80s Ironman was definitely gay or at least bisexual. Never realized it as a kid.

lawest9
Originally posted by Robtard
Alright, 80s Ironman was definitely gay or at least bisexual. Never realized it as a kid. Now now REtard.............

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Alright, 80s Ironman was definitely gay or at least bisexual. Never realized it as a kid. he was also hitting the chick's hard as was Rhodey... he was Roger Moore Bond in Tom Sellecks body with a bit of gay chucked in, seriously a superb comic.

Robtard
Originally posted by lawest9
Now now REtard.............

Show me on your sore butthole where my comment made you sore?

lawest9
Originally posted by Robtard
Show me on your sore butthole where my comment made you sore? How old are you, 7 or 8, daddy's been wearing yours out girlie.

Robtard
Originally posted by lawest9
How old are you, 7 or 8, daddy's been wearing yours out girlie.

^I'm just glad that retort wasn't creepy at all, not even a little bit.

Smurph
reminds me of this gem

Originally posted by lawest9
you are a fantasy driven homosexual

Robtard
Oh shit, that totally explains why this Lawest guy goes out of his way to act hyper-heterosexual, yet whinges because some actor doesn't have big enough muscles for him while they're wearing a wet speedo.

That's for clarifying that up, I always prefer to know the type of person I'm conversing with thumb up

Parmaniac
What is a fantasy driven homosexual?

Smurph
Stilt, apparently.

And probably the most unintentionally funny personal attack I've seen on KMC. Lawest should be a meme.

DeadpoolXXX
Originally posted by Parmaniac
What is a fantasy driven homosexual? it's the type of homosexual who gets off on thinking about various homosexual scenarios..... like what they'd do to namor while he's wearing that tight green speedo for instance.

doesnt necessarily make them gay, but definitely bi. not saying lawest is either of those, but he definitely seems to have made this thread with some preconceived sexual preferences "agendas" in place.

Originally posted by lawest9
How old are you, 7 or 8, daddy's been wearing yours out girlie. ewww. what a weirdo. sick

Sin I AM
Don't care how he looks he just needs to wear a speedo and be a beast and kick some wakandan ass. Everything else is bs

Facee
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Don't care how he looks he just needs to wear a speedo and be a beast and kick some wakandan ass. Everything else is bs
Did you cry or get emotional during the trailer?

I keep seeing these trailer reactions with girls and phags crying.

My eyes did get a little damp.

lawest9
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Don't care how he looks he just needs to wear a speedo and be a beast and kick some wakandan ass. Everything else is bs If the writers are true to his strength and skill level then he should kick plenty of Wakandan A**, however looks do matter up to a point because all of these characters have their own fan base and that should be respected.

MrMind
Originally posted by Facee
Did you cry or get emotional during the trailer?

I keep seeing these trailer reactions with girls and phags crying.

My eyes did get a little damp.

imagine grown adults crying over movie trailers

Sin I AM
Originally posted by Facee
Did you cry or get emotional during the trailer?

I keep seeing these trailer reactions with girls and phags crying.

My eyes did get a little damp.

Hmmm...it tugged on my heart strings. The RL death adds emotional weight. Song choice was off but somber. I don't think it should have been a Jamaican song instead of a African song but not a stickler. It worked it's magic. So yes that's a score for Marvel

Facee
Originally posted by MrMind
imagine grown adults crying over movie trailers
Check this guy's reaction at the end.
https://youtu.be/5t6YawhHj8o

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Hmmm...it tugged on my heart strings. The RL death adds emotional weight. Song choice was off but somber. I don't think it should have been a Jamaican song instead of a African song but not a stickler. It worked it's magic. So yes that's a score for Marvel
Actually the song got me. Especially during the " good friends we lost".

Robtard
Originally posted by Facee
Did you cry or get emotional during the trailer?

I keep seeing these trailer reactions with girls and phags crying.

My eyes did get a little damp.


^
https://c.tenor.com/SHyz7o4q4zYAAAAM/hmmm-thinking.gif

StiltmanFTW
I always thought Colonel Frank Fitts from American Beauty was a fictional character.

How wrong I was...

Someone should make an avatar out of this for Lawest:

https://i.ibb.co/py1w9R9/colonel-frank-fitts-4810023-normal.jpg

Parmaniac
Originally posted by Fantasy Driven Homo
I always thought Colonel Frank Fitts from American Beauty was a fictional character.

How wrong I was...

Someone should make an avatar out of this for Lawest: You should change your title from Proctor Proctopus to Fantasy Driven Homo

lawest9
Originally posted by Parmaniac
You should change your title from Proctor Proctopus to Fantasy Driven Homo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Parmaniac
You should change your title from Proctor Proctopus to Fantasy Driven Homo

https://i.ibb.co/ZYGHVLS/RCO005-1554339472.jpg

Parmaniac
laughing out loud

-Pr-
Originally posted by lawest9
https://youtu.be/7FLecGvZGdc

The character is being played by a 5 foot 8 inch Mexican actor with a beard and mustache and is a little bit chubby around the waist, they've made Namor barely recognizable to the masses, what do you think?

He looks crap. As does a lot of Atlantis imo. I can't say I'm surprised, though.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/ZYGHVLS/RCO005-1554339472.jpg

laughing out loud

lawest9
Originally posted by -Pr-
He looks crap. As does a lot of Atlantis imo. I can't say I'm surprised, though.



laughing out loud Well said. 😆😆😆

abhilegend
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/ZYGHVLS/RCO005-1554339472.jpg
laughing out loud

Smurph
Hey lawest what did you think of the movie

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
Hey lawest what did you think of the movie Haven't seen it yet, probably won't until it comes out on DVD.

joesha28
I would love to hear Darkcrawler's take on this.

Smurph
Originally posted by lawest9
Haven't seen it yet, probably won't until it comes out on DVD. Good call.

That way you can pause and rewind on the really important scenes. In private.

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
Good call.

That way you can pause and rewind on the really important scenes. In private. Yeah, but a question if you've seen it, does Namor display superhuman strength at any time in the movie like Aquaman did in his movie?

Smurph
Originally posted by lawest9
Yeah, but a question if you've seen it, does Namor display superhuman strength at any time in the movie like Aquaman did in his movie? Yes, he is clearly very very strong. I didn't watch Aquaman, so I can't compare.

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
Yes, he is clearly very very strong. I didn't watch Aquaman, so I can't compare. Thanks, I've seen bits and pieces of Aquaman and remember seeing him lift a massive sea craft similar to a sub bare handed, if you don't mind what was Namor's best strength feat in Wakanda?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by lawest9
Thanks, I've seen bits and pieces of Aquaman and remember seeing him lift a massive sea craft similar to a sub bare handed, if you don't mind what was Namor's best strength feat in Wakanda?

Having his penis CGI'd out because it was so big.

https://twitter.com/nathanOkoopa/status/1592720577223331841? ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm
%5E1592720577223331841%7Ctwgr%5Eba23d079db31f7a3c0
07b349db0c423edda4a8b0%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.menshealth.com%2Fentertainment%2Fa41980390%2Fblack-panther-wakanda-forever-namor-tenoch-huerta-thirst%2F

https://i.postimg.cc/JGR55S4W/Fhks-FQx-WYAAHNHp.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/s1YJS3zc/Fhks-FQz-Xo-AAl-V-a.jpg

Robtard
Maybe that's why he didn't even bother to hit the gym for the role. 'Muscles? Meh, I got a pretty big dick.'

Smurph
His muscles are fine. His Namor was good.

Lawest, idk, I remember him throwing and tearing through Wakandan vehicles but I wasn't really cataloguing feats as I was watching. I'll probably watch again this Sun and get back to you.

In the mean time, please chime in on the CGI ghost penis controversy.

Robtard
I really didn't mind the lack of the classic superhero body, but I found him to be a bit stale, not a terrible villain/anti-hero, but also not all that memorable.

Aquaman has better feats, but Namor was still a beast.

DarkSaint85
Would lawest prefer:

A: a sleek, ripped, beardless Namor, but with a small penis; or
B: a podgy lardy fatty porpoise with a beard (like what we got), but with giant fat balls?

Smurph
Like a hung manatee

lawest9
Originally posted by Smurph
His muscles are fine. His Namor was good.

Lawest, idk, I remember him throwing and tearing through Wakandan vehicles but I wasn't really cataloguing feats as I was watching. I'll probably watch again this Sun and get back to you.

In the mean time, please chime in on the CGI ghost penis controversy. More CGI magic eh? I read back in the day that they had to literally tape down Burt Ward's when he was playing Robin on the ol' campy Batman TV show.

Smurph
http://img-assets.classicmoviehub.com/images/thumbs/4269.jpg

zopzop
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/ZYGHVLS/RCO005-1554339472.jpg
Damn, if I was walking along a beach and I stumbled upon that scene, I'd think I'd died and went to heaven. Eddie Brock is hot naughty

joesha28
Originally posted by lawest9
Yeah, but a question if you've seen it, does Namor display superhuman strength at any time in the movie like Aquaman did in his movie?

He was strong but Marvel strength feats are rarely very
Direct e.g. lifting which is direct. Namor destroyed Vibranium aircrafts which is impressive. He lifted the vibranium detector machine, swung chopper and aircrafts, broke Jabari Wood. But compared to Aquaman lifting the Submarine up to the surface, it seems K'Kuk'ulkhan's feats are smaller.

lawest9
Originally posted by joesha28
He was strong but Marvel strength feats are rarely very
Direct e.g. lifting which is direct. Namor destroyed Vibranium aircrafts which is impressive. He lifted the vibranium detector machine, swung chopper and aircrafts, broke Jabari Wood. But compared to Aquaman lifting the Submarine up to the surface, it seems K'Kuk'ulkhan's feats are smaller. Thank you.

Robtard
Burt Ward's dick was too big, while they had to stuff Adam West's costume to give him some bulge.

lawest9
Movie Aquaman vs movie Namor.

https://youtu.be/oJK50yx8kWE

DarkSaint85
What do you think of Momoa and his cod piece?

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What do you think of Momoa and his cod piece? Call
Of
......Duty
Protecting the sea????........dunno, what do you think of it?

DarkSaint85
I don't think it's as big as Namor's.

I am referring of course, to his dick. Momoa also seems more ripped, thoughts?

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85 s
I don't think it's as big as Namor's.

I am referring of course, to his dick. Momoa also seems more ripped, thoughts? I have no thoughts on that, I only notice women.

DarkSaint85
But you didn't like Namor's casting because he wasn't ripped enough.

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
But you didn't like Namor's casting because he wasn't ripped enough. What does that has to do with anything sexual, your mind and perceptions must be very limited not to be able to make a distinction the two, seems like you think a lot like Stilt, I don't know who your favorite hero is if anyone, but I'm sure you'll want to see them represented well by someone who looks the part with the characters background being portrayed as close as possible by the source material he / she is based on.

To me Namor's casting was like Don Knotts being casted to play Superman instead of Chris Reeve whom many people agree who even looks like the comic Superman.

DarkSaint85
Who said it was anything sexual? You're projecting.

The size of Namor's dick has been reduced, this is a fact. Aquaman looks more ripped than Namor, that's a fact

You specifically didn't like Namor's actor because he wasn't as ripped, also a fact

So I wondered if you liked Momoa being cast more because he was more ripped, sleeker.

lawest9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Who said it was anything sexual? You're projecting.

The size of Namor's dick has been reduced, this is a fact. Aquaman looks more ripped than Namor, that's a fact

You specifically didn't like Namor's actor because he wasn't as ripped, also a fact

So I wondered if you liked Momoa being cast more because he was more ripped, sleeker. Ok excuse it please but you did ask me about his penis as well, my disappointment was about this height as well, Momoa when compared to the source material is a few inches taller than his comics counterpart but still looks the part of Aquaman, Scarlett Johansson and Gal Gadot are perfect casting for the heroines that they play.

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