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Come on, how old?

Don't tell him PL! They can mind their own business.


Happy Birthday. To the both of us apparently.

happy birthday. 40, eh? enjoy your new life, being an old f*ck

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
happy birthday. 40, eh? enjoy your new life, being an old f*ck

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
happy birthday. 40, eh? enjoy your new life, being an old f*ck this

Happy Birthday.

Have a good one, buddy


https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/01/13/69/19/1000_F_113691925_wfSVYoaoiNpYmJykXWyR4kktbiWyfbRS.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Have a good one, buddy


https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/01/13/69/19/1000_F_113691925_wfSVYoaoiNpYmJykXWyR4kktbiWyfbRS.jpg This is wrong, Leach is now an old **** because he hides his age. Bash is correct!

While I'm guessing, PL looks to be in his 30's still.

He also has a hot wife. That keeps you looking younger, so maybe he's an old bastard now.

For your birthday I called in a special stripper
:https://i.ibb.co/3ShfFMb/images-1.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
While I'm guessing, PL looks to be in his 30's still.

He also has a hot wife. That keeps you looking younger, so maybe he's an old bastard now. whether he is an old bustard or not, the friendly birthday roast is needed. As specially as he has a hot wife and his kids give him a handsome looking family. This is how it ever was and ever shall be!

didnt realize leech was old lol

I think almost everyone here is old. I'm 30 and I'm one of the youngest...

Mackerel is a f**king fish, man.

Haha, thanks everyone.

I'm 37. Born 1985.

I have a few years before I reach the dreaded 40.

Originally posted by Lestov16
For your birthday I called in a special stripper
:https://i.ibb.co/3ShfFMb/images-1.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Mackerel is a f**king fish, man. You calling me a fish?

I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker. I wish I had a wife.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haha, thanks everyone.

I'm 37. Born 1985.

I have a few years before I reach the dreaded 40.

You're not old then, spring chicken.


Btw, I had a birthday myself the other day.

Originally posted by Macklemore
I wish I had a wife.

Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker.


No BD anal?

Originally posted by Robtard
Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife.


So you can use tact.

Now I know when you don't, it's because you choose not to.

Originally posted by cdtm
So you can use tact.

Now I know when you don't, it's because you choose not to.

I'm generally pleasant and I'm always pleasant to people who've earned it.

I'm also pleasant to you, despite you being a deplorable Trumper (I know, that's redundant). eg I've wished you a happy birthday.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm generally pleasant and I'm always pleasant to people who've earned it.

I'm also pleasant to you, despite you being a deplorable Trumper (I know, that's redundant). eg I've wished you a happy birthday.

So in the interest of kindness, should I just give up on being accepted in Comic Vs?


You really think others haven't done worse there, and everyone moved on from it?

Originally posted by cdtm
You're not old then, spring chicken.


Btw, I had a birthday myself the other day.

Happy birthday. What day was yours?

Originally posted by Robtard
No BD anal?

Still crossing my fingers for this week.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife. Yeah. That makes more sense.

Originally posted by Robtard
No BD anal?

What does "BD" stand for?

I'm assuming back door or big dick, but back door is redundant since he said anal.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
What does "BD" stand for?
Originally posted by Macklemore
I'm assuming back door or big dick, but back door is redundant since he said anal.
'Birthday Anal'

Originally posted by Robtard
'Birthday Anal' https://media.tenor.com/images/6819ffcf616aad3d5c58e0716ed2d3f4/tenor.gif

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
a new Keurig coffee maker.


tsk tsk

Originally posted by Robtard
'Birthday Anal'

Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker. ah that old chestnut, surely you are 37 for the 4th year in a row

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Happy birthday. What day was yours? it was Cdtm's birthday?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it was Cdtm's birthday?

Huh, according to his profile we share the same birthday. November 8th. Who knew!

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.

Man, I'd be happy with ANY sort of sex within the month. I married the least horny woman in the world. It's no wonder she was a virgin when I met her. hm

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Man, I'd be happy with ANY sort of sex within the month. I married the least horny woman in the world. It's no wonder she was a virgin when I met her. hm

I would be okay with once a week.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.



But that's not exactly true for all straight guys and their wives or girlfriends

Originally posted by Robtard


But that's not exactly true for all straight guys and their wives or girlfriends can confirm, women do give blowjobs and anal.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Man, I'd be happy with ANY sort of sex within the month. I married the least horny woman in the world. It's no wonder she was a virgin when I met her. hm

Was she this way before you two had kids?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I would be okay with once a week.

That's supposed to be the plan, but it hasn't worked out quite like that lately.

"I'm too tired." or "I'm too bloated and gassy." or whatever the excuse is! It's not like raising kids, and cooking dinner, and working is that hard! Jeez... I do most of the 'work' during sex anyway!

I kid, but I mean, to me libido energy is different from other energy. There's almost always a little extra in the tank for it.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
That's supposed to be the plan, but it hasn't worked out quite like that lately.

"I'm too tired." or "I'm too bloated and gassy." or whatever the excuse is! It's not like raising kids, and cooking dinner, and working is that hard! Jeez... I do most of the 'work' during sex anyway!

I kid, but I mean, to me libido energy is different from other energy. There's almost always a little extra in the tank for it.

One of the things I noticed is that the availability of sex makes it less of a priority. When someone is always available to you, you tend to put it off, because you can always do it later. The problem is that later does not come about on its own, you have to plan for it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Was she this way before you two had kids?

Well, she's never had a SUPER strong libido. But before kids she would OCCASIONALLY bring up the idea or initiate. I can probably count on one hand how many times that happened, though. But now NEVER. It's always my idea.

Hm.. why don't we have a thread for sex discussion?? hm

There is that Last Time You Had Sex thread, but it's not for actual discussion...

Originally posted by Macklemore
I think almost everyone here is old. I'm 30 and I'm one of the youngest...


2 weeks from yesterday, i turn 53 on the 23rd

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
2 weeks from yesterday, i turn 53 on the 23rd ah, you young 'un Bruce!

8 weeks now- way too pregnant into post-partum is a pretty long stretch. And can confirm about availability, and a little about repeatedly with the same partner. Its nice sometimes- you know exactly what each other wants, but sometimes the repetitiveness takes away from the spark.

Emotional blackmails young ones. You know it makes sense and if that fails blacmail.

Originally posted by truejedi
And can confirm about availability, and a little about repeatedly with the same partner. Its nice sometimes- you know exactly what each other wants, but sometimes the repetitiveness takes away from the spark.

I do not get bored with the same person, because I will not settle down with someone unless there is something about him that will get me started every time.