Cocaine Bear

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Jaden_3.0
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2023's film of the year had already been decided

riv6672
I laughed so hard i farted. laughing

Patient_Leech
Haha.. better check your pants, riv.

This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.

Robtard
I love bear rampage films

Never tried cocaine though

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haha.. better check your pants, riv.

This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.
...i did. embarrasment

Robtard
Hopefully this starts a franchise and we get sequels:


Meth Bear
PCP Bear
Heroin Bear (this one might be a bit low on the action)

Jaden_3.0
10 years later the bear is on Joe Rogan talking about Elk meat and DMT when Joe tells him about the time he went bear hunting then there's an awkward silence just before the bear lunges over the table and tears Rogan to pieces

Jaden_3.0
Then Steven Seagal comes out from under the table and fights the bear

Robtard
Rogan dying would be a net win for the Earth. A bear doing it would just add to the flavour.

BruceSkywalker
so who gave the bear coke??? and will the bear kill in the name of being high

Jaden_3.0
I like that Ray Liotta has done some amazing work over the decades like Goodfellas, Narc and GTA Vice City and now he's going to be remembered for doing a movie with the guy from the IKEA customer service tiktoks about a murderous bear on cocaine.

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ShadowFyre
Yeah, it's based off a true event loosely. That bear is going to beat some ass on the forums.

riv6672

Robtard
I want to see coked up Liotta go H2H against the coked up bear.

riv6672

DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

Goddamn, you're right. It should have Nic Cage... erm

Jaden_3.0
Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

We've had plenty of that.

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Jaden_3.0
This turned out to be mostly a huge bag of shit with a tiny sprinkling of funny moments (the ambulance scene is awesome)

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
This turned out to be mostly a huge bag of shit with a tiny sprinkling of funny moments (the ambulance scene is awesome)

You shut your goddamned mouth.

I still look forward to seeing it at some point.

Jaden_3.0
Remember, Leech. I am NEVER wrong.

Jaden_3.0
Except that one time I thought Birds of Prey looked good

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Except that one time I thought Birds of Prey looked good

I can't blame you too badly on that. The trailers made it look potentially fun, colorful, etc. But it was shit.

Same with Suicide Squad. Maybe we'll get an Ayer cut someday...

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
You shut your goddamned mouth.

I still look forward to seeing it at some point.
^^^Yeah I need to get around to this.
I plan to be shitfaced when I do though.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Yeah I need to get around to this.
I plan to be shitfaced when I do though.

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Estacado
This was meh...

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