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these 3 are competing in getting girls to have sex with them

can't be rape, has to be willing

contendents

Joker
Magneto
Wolverine
Batman
Hal Jordan
Thor

Batman and then there is everyone else. Thor comes in second though.

Batman from this list

Originally posted by tkitna
Thor comes in second

Yeah, Thor can only get to bang a used hole overflowing with semen from a dozen guys, well said

Joker, he has groupies.in fact they all do.

Joker is incapable of having sex, though.

He might put his dick in a nest full of angry hornets.

But pussies, anuses and mouths do not interest him one bit, Whirl.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Joker is incapable of having sex, though.

He might put his dick in a nest full of angry hornets.

But pussies, anuses and mouths do not interest him one bit, Whirl. Harry might say differently.

Originally posted by MrMind
these 3 are competing in getting girls to have sex with them

can't be rape, has to be willing

contendents

Joker
Magneto
Wolverine
Batman
Hal Jordan
Thor
Batman stomps. Chicks would be attracted mostly because of the money.

joker and magneto are rich too

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Joker is incapable of having sex, though.

He might put his dick in a nest full of angry hornets.

But pussies, anuses and mouths do not interest him one bit, Whirl.

Batman's would.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Batman's would.

I think he gets aroused by Batman's moral compass, his mind, emotions, his very soul.

Physicality and sex seem to be some abstract concepts for Joker. At least after the acid bath; he seemed capable enough prior to it, if we believe his wife (TKJ).

And to be fair, most of DC is written like that...

"Heroes don't do that".

And, of course, there was this, too:

https://i.ibb.co/syk6ZRQ/4-70.jpg

Yeah, DC editors can be real ****ing prudes sometimes.

It's one of those really weird things about the United States.

All that "freedom" (including sexual freedom), big time pornstar careers, New York lifestyle, Las Vegas and so on...

But at the same time, paradoxically, they can be extreme prudes.

https://www.quora.com/Do-Europeans-view-Americans-as-prudes

Originally posted by tkitna
Batman and then there is everyone else. Thor comes in second though. Originally posted by playa1258
Batman from this list Originally posted by Facee
Batman stomps. Chicks would be attracted mostly because of the money.
lol nah

Magneto wins thread

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's one of those really weird things about the United States.

All that "freedom" (including sexual freedom), big time pornstar careers, New York lifestyle, Las Vegas and so on...

But at the same time, paradoxically, they can be extreme prudes.

https://www.quora.com/Do-Europeans-view-Americans-as-prudes

Like most things, I blame protestants for it.

Originally posted by Smurph
lol nah

Magneto wins thread



Chadneto > Batvirgin

Wolverine. He can ply and have fun 🤩. Girls like that about men.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Like most things, I blame protestants for it.

WASP's lost relevancy ages ago in the US.

It's mostly certain types of women that are against it here.

"It's exploitation!"

"Hey, I chose this! I get paid good for it!"

"Men just want to objectify women!"

"Maybe if you lose weight, your Onlyfans would rake in more."

"BODY SHAMING!!"

Thor: Should have an easy time, the godlike stamina and endurance gives him the edge.
Batman: Playboy, billionaire. Should be easy.
Hal Jordan: Nothing remarkable here. But if he put his mind to it he'd probably do fine.
Wolverine: Too short.
Joker: His only options are Harley and Punchline, and maybe some goons?
Magneto: He's 90 years old.

Just a matter of time before Bruce Wayne gets me too'd

And then Gordon asks Batman for help with the investigation

Originally posted by Wonder Man
Wolverine. He can ply and have fun 🤩. Girls like that about men.

Even WM breaks AI character.

A true Christmas miracle.

Originally posted by Astner
Thor: Should have an easy time, the godlike stamina and endurance gives him the edge.
Batman: Playboy, billionaire. Should be easy.
Hal Jordan: Nothing remarkable here. But if he put his mind to it he'd probably do fine.
Wolverine: Too short.
Joker: His only options are Harley and Punchline, and maybe some goons?
Magneto: He's 90 years old.


hal is more remarkable than most here, he's handsome funny alpha, his charisma blow thor out of water
joker has many options, joker type bad boy is super in with the younger generations of girls right now

Hal is also a fighter pilot. That's pretty chad, not as much as billionaire or thunder god, but better than Holocaust survivor as a pickup line.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hal is also a fighter pilot. That's pretty chad, not as much as billionaire or thunder god, but better than Holocaust survivor as a pickup line.

he's also green lantern, which is basically the police for the universe

Matt Murdoch is the right answer, Logan confirmed it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Yeah, DC editors can be real ****ing prudes sometimes.

Didn't they show Bruce Ways circumsized willy?

Originally posted by Enzeru
Didn't they show Bruce Ways circumsized willy?

They did and they didn't.

DC censored the shit out of it in later prints.

And the mini-series wasn't canon.

I love how enzeru emphasize on "circumcized"

Wolverine bites his tongue 👅 and has berserker tongue 👅 for the best sex.

Hal and Wolverine go and hang out at the local Middle School.

Originally posted by Wonder Man
Wolverine bites his tongue 👅 and has berserker tongue 👅 for the best sex.

/ thread

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Hal and Wolverine go and hang out at the local Middle School.

this aged well, spoken from experience

Originally posted by MrMind
these 3 are competing in getting girls to have sex with them

can't be rape, has to be willing

contendents

Joker
Magneto
Wolverine
Batman
Hal Jordan
Thor

Chad Hammer.

https://i.postimg.cc/SNrHjyW4/20-10.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/sDytVBGK/20-9.jpg

Originally posted by MrMind
these 3 are competing in getting girls to have sex with them

can't be rape, has to be willing

contendents

Joker
Magneto
Wolverine
Batman
Hal Jordan
Thor

Magnus of course.

His manwhore history is well known.

Originally posted by MrMind
this aged well, spoken from experience


True story, everyone knew a very hot Italian girl in High School who dated older men. By her Junior year she was with this 40 year old guy.

At the time I barely thought about it, but that would have made her, what, 17? 16 maybe?

She's lucky she was never kidnapped wtf.

damn bro just got back and already dominating this forum on post counts

Hawkeye beats them all.