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It's a clever teaser, but it looks like it'll be awful. Unless it turns dark and twisted or something.

Hard pass.

unless barbie turns out to be a murderous hoe, this will bomb hard

Can't wait to angrily masturbate in the cinema to this.

So, like everything else you watch, then. toot

Originally posted by riv6672
So, like everything else you watch, then. toot

https://media.tenor.com/g2IzuWs8bpEAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
https://media.tenor.com/g2IzuWs8bpEAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif
^^^

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Can't wait to angrily masturbate in the cinema to this.
Originally posted by riv6672
So, like everything else you watch, then. toot
Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
https://media.tenor.com/g2IzuWs8bpEAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif


If she's not showing her t!ts & pu##y the whole time, it won't be worth seeing even for that.

Saw a new teaser for this and I think I'm still in hard pass territory.

Margot Robbie is pretty as fu#k, but it looks terrible to me.

^^^I loved how she stepped out of her heels and her feet were still arched.

When I saw the title "Barbie (2023" I thought it was a film about Klaus Barbie, aka the "Butcher of Lyon".

What about 'Hitler'?

^^^Hitler Barbie???

So much excitement for Oppenheimer and no one is giving Barbie any love.

Shame on you sexist motherfu#kers.

Opening to over 170 million. Disney fans are cutting themselves

gonna watch tomorrow

So is Ken black? Is Barbie gay?

I want my Barbie and Ken like the music video!

I had a nightmare, all my old shows and merchandise were retroactively changed from things I don't remember.. He-Man became actually gay instead of just gay by subtext, and the joke became about being in the closet about Teela and Man at Arms accusing him of being straight.

"Prince Adam! Why are you using that gun instead of your phallic symbol?:

"..Umm, it just looked cool."

"WERE YOU STARING AT CATRA'S ASS?!"

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
im changing it to saturday.. yesterday i had too do blood work and thursday i have a check up
^^^Well hell those are def. good reasons!
All the best to you, brother!

Use normal apostrophes, iOS ones are cancerous and only Trumpers use uhuh

Also:

https://i.ibb.co/0nztSnZ/margot-robbie-498-x-354-gif-gnmzht22s2t2nvd1.gif

Did that on my iPhone

And yes, the biggest selling point in Barbie for me

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
im changing it to saturday.. yesterday i had too do blood work and thursday i have a check up hope all is well Bruce.

Lol...

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Heh

I think 8.5 out of 10 people on this planet want to make out with Margot's butthole.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think 8.5 out of 10 people on this planet want to make out with Margot's butthole. .5 is a dwarf? That's racist.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
.5 is a dwarf? That's racist.

They would be at about the right height.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
They would be at about the right height. True that!

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Lol...
https://i.ibb.co/Qk8688s/IMG-3222.jpg
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^^^

Caught this last night, was goofy, some of the humor was good though, laughed at multiple points.

Definitely a girl-power film, which is fine, it's based on Barbie after all. Incels cry over everything.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incels cry over everything.
^^^Incels are a superstitious cowardly lot,

Originally posted by Robtard
Caught this last night, was goofy, some of the humor was good though, laughed at multiple points.

Definitely a girl-power film, which is fine, it's based on Barbie after all. Incels cry over everything.

I love that it offends conservatives.
I can't wait to watch all the stuff about Ben Shapiro having an aneurism over it.

I can't believe I actually mostly enjoyed this. I laughed a lot and even almost cried! It wasn't just unrestrained girl-power, though. I think it was also just human, which is why it worked. I found it pretty legit funny. Ryan Gosling isn't nearly as good of an actor as Margot Robbie, though, so to me he didn't pull off the dramatic confusion as well.

I'm like... 7-8/10 at least.

I watched it the other night out of sheer boredom. It was awful. Nothing offensive about it, but it was just bad.

2/10 because Margot is incredibly hot.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I love that it offends conservatives.
I can't wait to watch all the stuff about Ben Shapiro having an aneurism over it.

I can't believe I actually mostly enjoyed this. I laughed a lot and even almost cried! It wasn't just unrestrained girl-power, though. I think it was also just human, which is why it worked. I found it pretty legit funny. Ryan Gosling isn't nearly as good of an actor as Margot Robbie, though, so to me he didn't pull off the dramatic confusion as well.

I'm like... 7-8/10 at least.

It gets two points just for that. "The Barbie movie wasn't catered to me!". Well no shit, it's Barbie.

Yeah, can't call it great, but some of the humor was very funny.

I didn't mind Gosling in this, he was playing a dumb blonde, found him adequate for the roll. He had some laughable moments too.

So he was playing himself?

Kinda yeah.

But I think Gosling can do a decent role here/there.

Most dumb blondes can, as long as it's a gangbang scene.

Originally posted by Robtard
I didn't mind Gosling in this, he was playing a dumb blonde, found him adequate for the roll. He had some laughable moments too.

Yeah, I admire his dedication to the craft, I just don't think he pulls off the complex role nearly as well as Robbie does.

This is legit entertaining how hard Benny Boy has to TRY to misunderstand and fail here. It's intentional delusion at this point. The dishonesty and grifting is blatantly obvious...

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Most dumb blondes can, as long as it's a gangbang scene.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yeah, I admire his dedication to the craft, I just don't think he pulls off the complex role nearly as well as Robbie does.

This is legit entertaining how hard Benny Boy has to TRY to misunderstand and fail here. It's intentional delusion at this point. The dishonesty and grifting is blatantly obvious...

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Yup.

Manufactured moronic outrage because Shapiro knows it caters to his average viewer (ie morons) and it will get him clicks, which translates to dollars.