The "Unidentified Flying Object Shot Down" Thread

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Bashar Teg
US F-22 shoots down unidentified object detected over Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says

Since we've had our 3rd actual ufo incident of the month just recently (first of which was a balloon from china), this may as well have it's own topic.

is this a string of international incidents which just began, or have we only just begun looking up to see them. wUz iT aLiEnS?

Jaden_3.0
https://media.tenor.com/eShl1a6R030AAAAC/donald-trump-trump.gif

Robtard
a US F-22 had to shoot it down even though it was over Canada, because the Canadians couldn't do it or something.

Bashar Teg
china is very likely not spying on canada, but crossing over to get to the us. imho they are our problem, not canada's. both militaries involved seem to agree.

truejedi
Absolutely about to get ****ed up by all the aliens.

truejedi
Also, governments just randomly shoot things they can't identify now, and everyone's fine with it? What the actual ****. Democratic president with Republican lawmakers cheering him on.

Macklemore
china is sending balloons to spy on america?

Bashar Teg
a 4th flying object has just been shot down over lake huron

cdtm
Originally posted by Macklemore
china is sending balloons to spy on america?


America wants to force a war, and is going about it in the stupidest way possible.


Because our military superiority has a sell by date, America's economy is collapsing while China only looks to get stronger. Those battleships and space lasers cost money.

truejedi
What the heck? The aliens are about to **** us up. Honestly, why are they shooting at unidentified objects?! Since when are ROE ok with that? Especially when it could be a Michigan citizen joyriding in something they built themselves?

Bashar Teg

Bashar Teg
this is reminding me of neon genesis evangelion. the 4th angel is defeated, but they'll return again and again, increasingly more powerful, complex, and difficult to take down. then when one finally breaks through our defenses, the third impact begins

cdtm
Bash's shit taste in anime confirmed.

Bashar Teg
lol @ the ignored retard following me around

cdtm
You sure whine like Shinji, no wonder you watch that emo garbage.

Bashar Teg
This retard is on your Ignore List. To view this phaggoty click

Macklemore
China might be sending shit to America, and they're very bad at it.

ares834
The answer is obvious.

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a0a45cdbce176b25421b468/1533827580993-E110SVU0RHQK975EUR6E/giorgio1.jpg

cdtm
China is threatening to save us from our own leaders.

truejedi
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/object-shot-down-lake-huron-21223/index.html

Octogon with strings. And they shot it down... Why in the **** are they shooting these things down?

Bashar Teg
why are you so triggered by this? you realize that the military observes them for hours/days before taking them out, right?

cdtm
Says the lunatic snowflake triggered by reasonable disagreement.

truejedi
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
why are you so triggered by this? you realize that the military observes them for hours/days before taking them out, right?

Why are we shooting at things if we don't know what they are? Why is that ok policy?

ares834
Agreed. China (or whatever country) should just be allowed to send over whatever newly designed aircraft they want. thumb up

Brilliant. I don't see any issues with that whatsoever.

Bashar Teg
I'm not concerned with allowing
hostile nation surveillance equipment to go on existing in our airspace as if they're sentient life. glad they're being shot down thumb up

truejedi
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I'm not concerned with allowing
hostile nation surveillance equipment to go on existing in our airspace as if they're sentient life. glad they're being shot down thumb up

Why do you think it's hostile nation surveillance equipment instead of aliens?

Bashar Teg
aliens with no propulsion, tracked for hours/days as they drift with the wind following roughly the same course. controlled takedowns over water. it's not aliens, but feel free to go REEEEE and look silly

ares834
Probably because of the fact that a hyper advanced interstellar race would be capable of better scouting methods then sending in atmospheric drones that are easily shot down by our relatively primitive tech.

truejedi
What is the reee thing? You say that a lot.

Bashar Teg
i generally use it when someone melts down irrationally over something and cannot be reasoned with. i wasn't making up the part about zero propulsion or easy shoot-downs, it's been documented. so you're either 1-ignoring it because you're trolling, 2-denying the official reports because you're love scifi too much, or 3 haven't read up on it and assume that I'm the one trolling here. i could post sources/quotes if that's the case

truejedi
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i generally use it when someone melts down irrationally over something and cannot be reasoned with. i wasn't making up the part about zero propulsion or easy shoot-downs, it's been documented. so you're either 1-ignoring it because you're trolling, 2-denying the official reports because you're love scifi too much, or 3 haven't read up on it and assume that I'm the one trolling here. i could post sources/quotes if that's the case

I mean, what are you reading? I've been reading network news and I just see "unidentified objects" over and over. Where are you getting tracked for days? No propulsion, etc. Most specifically about the one over Huron?

truejedi
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/object-shot-down-lake-huron-21223/index.html

truejedi
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/2/13/us-fighter-jets-shoot-down-octagonal-object-near-canada-border

In fact, the air force specifically said they are not ruling out aliens.

truejedi
I feel like you're attributing the characteristics of the Chinese balloon to the other objects.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by truejedi
I mean, what are you reading? I've been reading network news and I just see "unidentified objects" over and over. Where are you getting tracked for days? No propulsion, etc. Most specifically about the one over Huron?

the second object was as i described, which also moved like the higher altitude balloon. if you want to believe that aliens traveled light years to float about on the same course a week after a chinese drone, have fun with that. you're totally right its aliens

truejedi

Bashar Teg
" or any other explanation."

it only says that they don't know. it was a floating octagon with strings hanging from it. there's no way china or russia have the tech to make a floating octagon with strings hanging from it

Jaden_3.0
Odds are also good that a dept of the US military is shooting down something belonging to a different dept of the US military.

Old Man Whirly!
O.K. if you've missed it on the news a large object just slowed down and took up a position behind the moon.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
O.K. if you've missed it on the news a large object just slowed down and took up a position behind the moon. ok some objects have come down at each pole.

Old Man Whirly!
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Robtard
The objects are either Chinese or Russian surveillance equipment. Shoot that shit down, Biden

Bashar Teg
Pentagon memo says object shot down over Canada was a 'small, metallic balloon'

but jet fuel can't melt metallic balloons.

balloons come in, balloons get shot down, you can't explain that

it makes sense as another communist pigf"cker strategy. "make them think aliens are being shot down, they'll riot again because they're brainwashed by hollywood fiction" and they're kinda right, we trust an old stephen spielberg movie over our own government. speaking of which, i believe it's actually russia sending these toys

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
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i recommend this version for further relevance. the original radio broadcast which everyone thought was resl and panicked over

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Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i recommend this version for further relevance. the original radio broadcast which everyone thought was resl and panicked over

Xs0K4ApWl4g Indeed, I remember hearing about that. Still, forever autumn with the narration is still brilliant rock Opera.

Jaden_3.0
Originally posted by truejedi
Why are we shooting at things if we don't know what they are? Why is that ok policy?

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cdtm
Canada shot the first one down.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Indeed, I remember hearing about that. Still, forever autumn with the narration is still brilliant rock Opera. Richard Burton narration.

DarkSaint85
Apparently they're benign objects, i.e. not military in nature.

truejedi
https://aviationweek.com/defense-space/aircraft-propulsion/hobby-clubs-missing-balloon-feared-shot-down-usaf


Why shoot something if you don't know what it is, asked truejedi.

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