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I have seen shit in my 53 years o this Earth. I have sen shit in my life... One more time for the dumbarses in the back.. I HAVE SEEN SHIT IN MY LIFE and this film is dogshit.. bad acting.. Various same old tropes that I've seen in much better well written films. I guess WB didn't pay a lot for the dragon cgi. Best parts were when hellen mirren beat up Shazam in the beginning and when the little black girl cussed. Rachel Zegler phoned it in since she herself said she needed a job. This is a total waste of time and barely gets a 0001 rating.

Seems WB just can't make a good superhero sequel these days.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I have seen shit in my 53 years o this Earth. I have sen shit in my life... One more time for the dumbarses in the back.. I HAVE SEEN SHIT IN MY LIFE and this film is dogshit.. bad acting.. Various same old tropes that I've seen in much better well written films. I guess WB didn't pay a lot for the dragon cgi. Best parts were when hellen mirren beat up Shazam in the beginning and when the little black girl cussed. Rachel Zegler phoned it in since she herself said she needed a job. This is a total waste of time and barely gets a 0001 rating.

When Bruce says anything other than "this was good" that's when you know it's utter cack

Been reading the director has decided to go back to doing horror movies and also wasn't expecting a repeat of the first films success



https://deadline.com/2023/03/shazam-fury-of-the-gods-director-david-f-sandberg-surprised-film-criticism-1235305168/

Originally posted by Kazenji
Been reading the director has decided to go back to doing horror movies and also wasn't expecting a repeat of the first films success



https://deadline.com/2023/03/shazam-fury-of-the-gods-director-david-f-sandberg-surprised-film-criticism-1235305168/

Director - "Oh Well". Yikes

Probably also doesn't help draw the crowd in having more grownup actors who have to act like children. One was tolerable in the first movie. Having multiple just looks annoying.

Not a great movie, but not BoP awful or anything.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I have seen shit in my 53 years o this Earth. I have sen shit in my life... One more time for the dumbarses in the back.. I HAVE SEEN SHIT IN MY LIFE and this film is dogshit.. bad acting.. Various same old tropes that I've seen in much better well written films. I guess WB didn't pay a lot for the dragon cgi. Best parts were when hellen mirren beat up Shazam in the beginning and when the little black girl cussed. Rachel Zegler phoned it in since she herself said she needed a job. This is a total waste of time and barely gets a 0001 rating.

For reference, what did you think about the first Shazam film?

Originally posted by Robtard
For reference, what did you think about the first Shazam film?

first one was fair




this film will be on HBO/HBOMAX in late April/May

Bored Sunday night on HBOMax one day for me, this will be.

Rotten Tomatoes gives the first film a solid 90%, this one gets an anemic 52%.

Damn, as I rather enjoyed the first film, a solid SH flick, that.

Originally posted by CoolBlackKnight
Bored Sunday night on HBOMax one day for me, this will be.
Same.

I heard the 70s TV Billy Batson makes a cameo at least which is kinda nice, like the 70s Wonder Woman cameo at the end of WW 1984. The Shazam show I liked more than hers from what I saw on Tubi though.

I guess it also doesn't help it that the director back out of the using Mister Mind & Doctor Sivana teaming up, Basically set that up at the end of the first movie.

I remember actually being pleasantly surprised by the first one, but yeah, I don't have much interest in a sequel. Maybe check it out later if I'm bored. Might be something I can turn on while my kids are in the room.

No interest in seeing this at all.

Me either

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I HAVE SEEN SHIT IN MY LIFE and this film is dogshit..

Sounds like every other DCEU movie.

Originally posted by tkitna
Director - "Oh Well". Yikes

Originally posted by Kazenji
I guess it also doesn't help it that the director back out of the using Mister Mind & Doctor Sivana teaming up, Basically set that up at the end of the first movie.
^^^THAT is what I was looking for(ward to) in the sequel. Some old school CM goofiness.

It was ok. Definitely not as good as the first one.

Originally posted by playa1258
It was ok.



Tell that to Zachary Levi, who is experiencing the biggest online meltdown in the Hollywood history.

https://i.ibb.co/Rynmy4N/levi.png

Watching this tonight at home.

Originally posted by Robtard
Watching this tonight at home.

https://i.ibb.co/LdvRgR9/1256giphy.gif

Thought this movie was pretty awesome...

JK it was a pile of shit...

Originally posted by Estacado
Thought this movie was pretty awesome...

JK it was a pile of shit...

https://i.ibb.co/9cR1HQ9/xluke.png

Every single DCEU sequel has flopped so far. Are they gonna go 4/4 with Aquaman 2?

Honestly how stupid was the whole DCs FIRST 5 MOVIES HAVE MADE MORE MONEY THAN MARVELS

They desperately need a reboot. Not sure a Flashpoint reboot will be enough to win audiences back. They should just take a few years off and do a full on reboot IMO.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Every single DCEU sequel has flopped so far. Are they gonna go 4/4 with Aquaman 2?

Honestly how stupid was the whole DCs FIRST 5 MOVIES HAVE MADE MORE MONEY THAN MARVELS

They desperately need a reboot. Not sure a Flashpoint reboot will be enough to win audiences back. They should just take a few years off and do a full on reboot IMO.

The feedback is that AM2 is garbage Flash however was praised by Tom Cruise...

Originally posted by Estacado
The feedback is that AM2 is garbage Flash however was praised by Tom Cruise...

That could make it 4/4 DCEU sequels being flops.

Flash of course is not a sequel. Does look great though, even though I cant stand Miller as Flash.

Flash is amazing apparently and is getting its premiere at cinemacon later this month.

It's a similar strategy to TGM.

Originally posted by Estacado
Flash however was praised by Tom Cruise...

Xenu was praised by Cruise, too...

Originally posted by playa1258
Flash is amazing apparently

Sure it is... sure it is.

https://i.ibb.co/nCRFy0n/Fs-AKSIGak-AAQ6k-1.jpg

Originally posted by playa1258
Flash is amazing apparently and is getting its premiere at cinemacon later this month.

It's a similar strategy to TGM.


It looks great tbh.

But still cant stand Miller as Flash. Hopefully he reboots himself by the end of Flashpoint.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/LdvRgR9/1256giphy.gif

This film was pretty much shit. Billy's mom has a nice body though.

Originally posted by Robtard
This film was pretty much shit. Billy's mom has a nice body though.

So does her super sisters...

Whilst the first one was a similar level of shit to most Superhero films. I wonder if anyone wanted a sequel.

I'll probably suffer through this tonight. Its like a bad car wreck, its awful but you have to look at it anyways.

Originally posted by tkitna
I'll probably suffer through this tonight. Its like a bad car wreck, its awful but you have to look at it anyways.

Sometimes that's fun. That's how I felt about Thor 4. Lol

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Whilst the first one was a similar level of shit to most Superhero films. I wonder if anyone wanted a sequel.


all the snyderc8cksuckers did

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Whilst the first one was a similar level of shit to most Superhero films. I wonder if anyone wanted a sequel.

Should've stuck with Mr Mind & Doctor Sivana team up, They basically set that up at the end of the first movie and backed out on it.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Sometimes that's fun. That's how I felt about Thor 4. Lol

No actor felt suicidal after Thor 4.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No actor felt suicidal after Thor 4.

TBF, Zac Levi has referred to the pseudo-intellectual Jordan Peterson as "one of the deepest thinkers in the world", or something like that. So Levi probably isn't all there in the head to begin with.

I'm a fan of Shazam and thought the first film was one of the best DCEU films, up there with the first Wonder Woman. It was disappointing this one got very mixed reviews by comparison, despite having all the same people behind the scenes.

But it's the catastrophically bad box office that is the real eye opener. This could be a real year of bitter pills for WB to swallow - everyone now knows the DCEU is getting rebooted, so audiences are taking the position that none of these films matter and are staying home. They can only hope now it's short term pain for long term gain.

But it's better than continuing to lurch around like they did, being 'filmmaker friendly' but being uneven as hell. Death to the Snyderverse is the only way forward.

The Flash is next up. I don't care at all for Ezra Miller's Flash; only intriguing thing is Michael Keaton's return as Batman. Could that galvanize the audience to come all by itself?

...And I see they continue to push Jennifer Holland's Emilia Harcourt, trying to make her the Agent Coulson of the DCEU. James Gunn, just stop.

double post

I finally watched,,,,er slept through this one. Shazam deserves better. What a heaping pile of unicorn dung.

The only positives I can even speak of is the mother is hot and Mary is a smoke show. She has Power Girl like assets if you know what I mean. Good idea with that recast.

https://cosmicbook.news/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/shazam-grace-caroline-currey-008-555x1200.jpg

She looks damn fine in that pic

Originally posted by tkitna
I finally watched,,,,er slept through this one. Shazam deserves better. What a heaping pile of unicorn dung.

The only positives I can even speak of is the mother is hot and Mary is a smoke show. She has Power Girl like assets if you know what I mean. Good idea with that recast.

https://cosmicbook.news/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/shazam-grace-caroline-currey-008-555x1200.jpg


she couldn't save this worthless piece of shit

Yeah, the problem with DCEU films is that no amount of ass shots can save them.

That's how bad they are.

Who is that actress? Gonna research her. Y'all shoulda seen the powegirl assets I got coming up for the guys on FB. I'm back in business Stilt, took a manwhore hiatus but gonna see if she will let me take pics tomorrow

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Who is that actress? Gonna research her. Y'all shoulda seen the powegirl assets I got coming up for the guys on FB. I'm back in business Stilt, took a manwhore hiatus but gonna see if she will let me take pics tomorrow

Grace Caroline Currey

Sure, shout out to Stilt and leave the rest of us hanging.