Battle star Galactica
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finti
Anybody remeber battelstar galactica, and if you do what was the name of the second movie? I`ve got the first one on VHS just watched it and was surprised of how bad it was.
Iremeber I thaught it was coll when it came out. No, what a lot of crap.
queeq
I can't remember the name. Try IMDB.
But I do remember the series very well and very vividly. I refuse to watch it again. It have good memories of it, but seeing it again does demonstrate it's crap. I used to think Cylons were cool, before they turned them into a car.
Dim
Hehehe..yeah..now they're just dorky robots with glowing heads.
queeq
The sound was cool though. So was Baltar. But Apollo was a weenie and Starbuck... well... Starbuck. I think I liked the electronic dog best. (Muffin??)
Gundark
I will grudginly admit I thought it was cool at first too, but I find it painful to watch now. The mechanical dog was Muffet, BTW. Yes, Apollo was the straight weenie guy and Starbuck was the fun guy. The two parter with Patrick McNee as satan wasn't too bad...but they should have made him more evil. The cylons couldn't hit the broad side of a barn...reminds me of certain guys in white armour...
The worst part was their swear word "felgercarb". Yeesh, still sends chills up my spine.
queeq
. Yeah, felgercarb. Outstanding.
COREWORLD
Finti, the name of the second Galactica movie was "Mission Galactica:The Cylon attack", which in reality was just two TV episodes cobbled togther, "Living Legend Parts 1-2" which guest starred Lloyd Bridges as Commander Cain, skipper of the 'lost' Battlestar Pegasus.
Richard Hatch has created a new trailer in hopes of jumpstarting a new feature film/TV series, which takes place twenty Yahren (He's showing off now) after the original show ended, Adama has passed on and Apollo is in charge of the council of the twelve, the Cylons have not been seen in some time, but they have been busy building bigger and better weapons and are now on the hunt again....
finti
You know alot about films CW always good to have a chap like you for film questions. Thanks CW.
Ushgarak
I also undertsand that if they make a new series they are, rather fortunately, pretending that the entirety of "Galactica finds Earth" didn't happen. Whew!
Ratcat
In it's time it was a great series. It doesn't really stand up nowadays but I'm sure a New Millenium version, with all new effects could be awesome.
Dim
I haven't seen it in years...but I think it's kind of fun to see the series I liked some much as a kid again..The cheesey effects just makes me laugh.
Ratcat
They show ot on SciFi over here but I can't say I've see it in a few years.
queeq
Believe me, it's a little too cheesy.
Gundark
Thanks for the info, CW. Richard Hatch has to be getting up there a little, I would think. Plus now he has to share his name with the survivor winner guy. Yeesh.
We're going to have to be careful here, queeq. People are gonna start trying to pass cubits over at the ANBMB for payment.
queeq
Hmmmm, I think I can make some money by having a money changing service. The currency rates will be huge.
Ratcat
Just like the price of your drinks
Gundark
(Gundark scurries into office and slams door, madly scribbling new higher prices on the menu) Hehehe. queeq will be so proud of me.
Ratcat
Maybe it's time to opened Ratcats Womprat Steak House and Grill.
finti
Mayby not, I just started to work as a bartender here and I could kick Ted Danson in where everybody knows it hurts anytime!!!!
ANBMB rules
queeq
Amen to that. You can have the steaks, RC, but never the crowd. Or the band.
Gundy, I am so proud of you. It's time I made you partner of this joint.
Ratcat
True, but there's nothing like a nice hot lump of beef to take you mind off of things.
queeq
Come and cook them up in my place then. But you'll have to ask Gundy if you can use the kitchen.
Ratcat
Yummy. *Kicks Gundy out of the kitchen!*
queeq
That was not very nice. I show some hospitality and what do we get: hostility. I know it's only a few letters difference, but still.
Gundark
Nobody kicks me out of MY kitchen, RC! (Gundark grabs spatula and whacks RC on the butt with it)
Ratcat
OMG, that was already tender!!! Now I need a bacta rub!
queeq
Take one outside, there's plenty of Jawas to help you out.
Great going, Gundy.
Gundark
Thanks, master. (Gundark looks around for larger spatula)
finti
* Gives spatula to Gundark*
By the way I hope they make a new battlestar Galactica series, not to many good SF shows on.
Ratcat
OK, fine, be like that, see if I care.
*RC slumps in a corner and starts to sob uncontrolably.
Gundark
Oh, now, don't cry, RC....see, I've put the nasty spatula away. Be right back. (Gundark goes and gets Dimmy, wraps her head to toe in kleenex and hands her to RC) Here you go, now wipe that snotty nose.
Ratcat
*RC Brightens*
But isn't quite sure WHAT Gundy is trying to imply...
Gundark
Always in motion is the future.
finti
So is your spatula.
queeq
And a mighty spatula it is.
Ratcat
ANd what would you know about my future and how does it involve Dimmy? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="
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Gundark
Well I can tell you your immediate future..if you do wipe your nose on Dimmy, she's gonna slug you !
queeq
So the real question is: how does RC's future involve Gundark.
Gundark
Being nice and buying something from the traveling spatula saleswoman.
queeq
Okay, well I guess RC could use a good spatula. From time to time.
Dim
I would never have thought that I'd end up being RC's hanky.
Gundark
Actually hankies are very underrated these days...when someone is in need of a good hanky, they'll trade whatever they've got for it. Particularly in an important social situation when one's nose must be its cleanest.
Hmmmm....how did we get from Battlestar Galactica to spatulas and hankies ? Wait, I've got it !!! Chaos and Mayhem have done their job well, once again !!!
queeq
I almost thought you still didn't understand the power of the Dark Side, but obviously your skills are now complete.
Gundark
Wahooee !!! Party at the ANBMB !!
queeq
And drinks are on me, as usual in the weekend.
Ratcat
Dimmy? A Hanky? Wow, there's just so much you think you know and then Whammo!
queeq
Be gentle with her...
Gundark
Yes, easy with those Whammos....you could put an eye out with one of those.
Ratcat
I'll be as gentle as she want's me to be... And then again Whammo...
queeq
Barf Bag! Waiter! Barf Bag, please!
Ratcat
Hmmmm, OK, if you don't stop heaving soon, we're gonna have to take you to the vet.
queeq
Good. Finally someone who knows what he is talking about.
Ratcat
Have you had all you shots?
Gundark
All of them except his anti-Whammo shot.
Ratcat
Don't worry, I'll save all my Whammo for Dim.
Gundark
Oh, that's sweet, RC....if only queeq would be that thoughtful....
Ratcat
Hmmm, there's a difference there Gundy....
queeq
I always save all my Whammo for Gundy.
Gundark
Awwww...I take back most of the bad things I ever said about you queeq....
RC, by all means, please continue.....
Gundark
Okay, okay. ALL the bad things. I'll just start over now from scratch.
queeq
We'll be soooooo happy.
Gundark
Chaos & Mayhem, on the road again !!
queeq
On the road... forever!!! Yippeeeee.
Gundark
Hmmmmm....I don't hear anybody else being as happy as we are.
Dim
yippee...*blows a kazoo*
heheheh
Ratcat
*Littles a sparkler*
Yeah...... yippee.
queeq
Me and Gundy, ease on down the road. Right, Dim?
finti
" On the road again la la la la on the road again" What on earth are you two going Willie Nelson for.
queeq
Hey, we're Chaos and Mayhem.
finti
Sounds more like Beavis and Butthead
queeq
No, they're too smart for us.
Gundark
Like, lets get some nachos or something, anyway.
queeq
Huhhuhhuh, yeah, dude. Buttwipe.
Gundark
Uh, huh huh huh huh.....Stewart...get out or something. Huh huh huh huh....
queeq
Huh huh huh huh, yeah dude, huh huh huh, that's sooo cool. huh huh huh
Gundark
Frack ! I just remembered something else from Galactica....remember the ovions...down in that planet where the nightclub was ? They were eating the humans. Cool.
queeq
Ovions? Were they those dark demon looking creatures? Can't remember that clearly.
Gundark
Well,they wore robes and they were shorter than humans, but they had like big bug heads. Antennae and big round yellowish eyes with no pupils. Scared yet ?
queeq
You always scare me.
Gundark
That was chapter one in my Sith Lord textbook. Piece of cake.
queeq
A piece of cake in the Sith Handbook? I didn't you you had recipes in there.
Besides, weren't we dealing with chapter two already?
Gundark
The recipes are in appendix B, queeq-darling.
What the heck, lets just move to CHAPTER 3 !!!!
queeq
OKay, but let's go through it quickly. Chapter Four's my favourite: Going off-topic strategies.
Gundark
I guess thats why its the longest chapter.
queeq
Well, Chapter Five on "10,000 Tips on What to do in a Skeleton Closet" is quite lengthy too.
Gundark
Since we're spending so much time in here, queeq-darling, maybe we should move the closet over behind our offices at the Tavern.
queeq
In fact, my dear Gundy... *opens the back of the closet which opens to the corridor leading to the offices at the Tavern*... it already has. Now we can combine business with pleasure.
finti
"Blue blue blue blue moon, bam bam bam
Bluuee mooonnn I saw her standing alone."
We need a new jukebox. Where the hell did Sha Na Na come from?
queeq
No, that'll just happen when you and I are together. Forever.
Gundark
But what are we gonna do after episode 3 ????
Dim
*continues to vomit silently after reading previous posts*
Chaos and Mayhem= Dim's tummyache...
queeq
*a package arrives at Dim's. It's a whole year's supply of C&M Barf Bags, with the compliments of queeq.*
Gundark
See, Dim....queeq is just about the most thoughtful guy around...
queeq
That's what I wanted to hear.
Gundark
How do I keep doing that ???? (Gundark bangs head on wall)
queeq
You can't help it, you wuv me.
Gundark
Felgercarb !!!!
queeq
*hits Gundy's turbo boosters*
Gundark
Frack !!! Lock it up, Dim. At least we managed to END on topic. Hmmm.....that's pretty good.
queeq
That's pretty BAD!! What have you done!!!!
Raz
I'll to the GOOD thing and close this topic....
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