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Awful.

Called ot long ago.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jun/09/the-charges-mount-but-trumps-not-worried-hes-just-the-guy-to-make-jail-great-again

Ridiculous.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Ridiculous. Haha,ha, superb article, "if the US could invade themselves to bring democracy". Very funny!

It's all ridiculous, Trump and Boris can go **** themselves and so can their critics. **** everything!

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
It's all ridiculous, Trump and Boris can go **** themselves and so can their critics. **** everything!

Whirly is a wank biscuit.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Whirly is a wank biscuit. you are a soggy wank biscuit

Sidebar: soggy or moist, most expressive?

Damn. He 1upped me there.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Sidebar: soggy or moist, most expressive? What's done is done, you ****!

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Damn. He 1upped me there. Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
What's done is done, you ****! Do you think foreign forum members understand soggy biscuit as a game or expression of mild abuse? itis from our playgrounds that children spread those rumours and made those quips. It's like the old Primary line we all got caught with at school. "Wankers cramp, do you get it?"... 9 year old Whirly replies "yes" older kids laugh. 11 year old Whirly makes 9 year old upset with same trick.

Sending Trump to jail on these charges is the equivalent of sending Al Capone to jail for tax evasion.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Sending Trump to jail on these charges is the equivalent of sending Al Capone to jail for tax evasion. also true! More will come once he has been sent down once.

And then Whirly eats a soggy wank biscuit.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
And then Whirly eats a soggy wank biscuit. and then gives you a big French kiss

I'm not from the South of England so no French for me.

Why's a Trump appointed judge getting this? Isn't that a conflict of interest, nobody else they could have assigned?

I just got triggered badly. An ABC guest claimed Trump's lawyer cooperating is a big deal because attorney client privileges is one of the most protected privileges there is, and Trump never expected that to come out.


I am genuinely furious, but NOT for Trump. What angers me is the fact normally attorney/client privilege bars attorney's from disclosing past crimes, and only lets them admit to crimes in progress/planned crimes. Lawyers have admitted to being told by their client where the bodies of children are, and reburying them while keeping their secret.

So now you can have exceptions? Where were those kids exception? Did their parents ever learn they were in unmarked graves? Did they ever ger the bodies for a funeral? How many times have similar atrocities been covered up?



Our justice system is so corrupt, they should make it easier to have exceptions then they do.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Awful.

truly

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Called it long ago.

same

found this from 2017:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
cool article

kinda makes you forget for a second that your beloved president might rot in a prison cell.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
truly



same

found this from 2017: it is most excellent.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I'm not from the South of England so no French for me. Dutch the which means you have to let me fart it into you under sheets.

also 2017 (6 years ago)

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nah, trump will serve way more prison time than that.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
also 2017 (6 years ago)



Once the flood gates open, the flood gates open imo.

Originally posted by cdtm
Why's a Trump appointed judge getting this? Isn't that a conflict of interest, nobody else they could have assigned?

Because delicate flowers would be crying if it was someone appointed before or after Trump.

They'll still cry though. It's what they do.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Sending Trump to jail on these charges is the equivalent of sending Al Capone to jail for tax evasion.

Justice is justice.

I mean ok, there's that, but that door swings both way. Just look at the allegations of bias at the Rittenhouse verdict. And how do we know the judge ISN'T biased? Just seems like you'd want someone as above board as you could find, a non Trump appointed Republican maybe.

Originally posted by cdtm
I mean ok, there's that, but that door swings both way. Just look at the allegations of bias at the Rittenhouse verdict. And how do we know the judge ISN'T biased? Just seems like you'd want someone as above board as you could find, a non Trump appointed Republican maybe. what happened in rittenhouses civil case CD?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
what happened in rittenhouses civil case CD?


Gonna be an interesting one. He "could" lose, it's possible with the lower burden of proof.

No idea how they'd sway a jury though after the infamous prosecution witnesses. They'd need more then "If he wasn't there they never would have engaged".

Mutual combat from Kimm Foxx may also muddy the water, if civil suits can use precedent from criminal cases.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Do you think foreign forum members understand soggy biscuit as a game or expression of mild abuse? itis from our playgrounds that children spread those rumours and made those quips. It's like the old Primary line we all got caught with at school. "Wankers cramp, do you get it?"... 9 year old Whirly replies "yes" older kids laugh. 11 year old Whirly makes 9 year old upset with same trick. and soggy wank biscuits is just a funny image.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
and soggy wank biscuits is just a funny image.

did you wank before the biscuit or after it was made?

Also, why did maa make it soggy?

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
did you wank before the biscuit or after it was made?

Also, why did maa make it soggy? I have fortunately never played but I am not surprised you or anyone else dreams of eating my soggy biscuit. I am like King Arthur at Cumalot. Which would be a great name for a porn movie.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
discuss

Honestly, it's way too early to celebrate, sure this is bad and this looks bad on the whole of Republican party and every Trumper who supported and still supports this truly dangerous clown.

Few things to remember:

A) it only takes one Trumper juror out of twelve jurors to just decide "I don't care about the mountains of evidence shown, my lord Trump is going free!", to ratf*ck the trial
B) the trial is set in Florida, that's a far-right shithole and Trump's home state*
C) the judge (unless she is replaced for the trial) is a Trump appointed judge who already has done some questionable acts
D) Jack Smith has overall gone easy on Trump with the charges, should more than the 37

*I know Jack smith picked Florida so Trump's lawyers couldn't protest that he was jury picking and delay the trial, but Florida gives Trump a super advantage

HoNeStLy, iT's wAy tOo EaRlY tO cEleBraTe

don't piss on my fun

We can celebrate that the traitor was indicted, will be arrested and will be arraigned on Tuesday. All a step towards him hopefully going where he belongs, prison.

All things Trumpers smugly said would "never" happen

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
what happened in rittenhouses civil case CD?

The Trump appointed Rightist judge with a history of doing questionable shit is a concern here.

Speaking of the murderer Rittenhouse and judges, that biased judge did everything in his power to sway the jury to the side of the defense. eg not allowing the audio recording of Rittenhouse talking about how he'd love to shoot/kill people, days before he shot and killed people.

Originally posted by Robtard
The Trump appointed Rightist judge with a history of doing questionable shit is a concern here.

Speaking of the murderer Rittenhouse and judges, that biased judge did everything in his power to sway the jury to the side of the defense. eg not allowing the audio recording of Rittenhouse talking about how he'd love to shoot/kill people, days before he shot and killed people.


He said civil case, you're talking criminal. The civil trial has yet to happen, but been green lit.

maybe the orange blossom will get shivved, just like the unabomber

NEVER EVER SORRY WHERE TRUMP IS CONCERNED

Originally posted by Robtard
Honestly, it's way too early to celebrate, sure this is bad and this looks bad on the whole of Republican party and every Trumper who supported and still supports this truly dangerous clown.

Few things to remember:

A) it only takes one Trumper juror out of twelve jurors to just decide "I don't care about the mountains of evidence shown, my lord Trump is going free!", to ratf*ck the trial
B) the trial is set in Florida, that's a far-right shithole and Trump's home state*
C) the judge (unless she is replaced for the trial) is a Trump appointed judge who already has done some questionable acts
D) Jack Smith has overall gone easy on Trump with the charges, should more than the 37

*I know Jack smith picked Florida so Trump's lawyers couldn't protest that he was jury picking and delay the trial, but Florida gives Trump a super advantage


There, you see Jadan? About that door swinging borh ways?

Rob already laying out his excuses in case Trump beats the rap. Guilty before he even goes to trial, according to Rob here. No room for doubt, trial is a formality and only one outcome is acceptable, or "stolen verdict".



Of course the Right absolutely will try and make THEIR excuses if Trump loses, but the difference here is everything Rob said has the added benefit of shooting down their complaints if he loses. Because if he had every advantage, he MUST be guilty!


And if you did want to rig a trial, this is how you do it. Not thar I'm saying they are mind you..

Furthermore, Rob ignores the fact Ron Desantis is Trumps opposition for the Republican nod. Governor of Florida, and whom stands to benefit if Trump loses. In fact, the GoP don't want Trump, they want anyone but.

But sure, lets pretend Trump didn't burn every last bridge he had after the 6th..

2sRS1dwCotw

Sure. In bizarro world.


You pretty much have to give me the point about Republicans being unable to complain about an unfavorable.verdict because of the Trump appointed judge in a GoP state, that's just basic logic.

interesting...trump's going to jail

I like how Bash magically appears to troll any time I make a valid point, it pretty much proves I am correct.

The man is the former POTUS and a billionaire.

Even if he's found guilty of anything, he'll get celebrity treatment and a slap on the wrist He'll never do time.

Originally posted by Impediment
The man is the former POTUS and a billionaire.

Even if he's found guilty of anything, he'll get celebrity treatment and a slap on the wrist He'll never do time.

Nixon was a president, who ONLY got saved by Gerald Ford. Biden ain't pardoning him.

A former president status can't help you if you piss off literally everyone at rhe top of the food chain.

disagree, imp. pretty sure he's going to jail

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I have fortunately never played but I am not surprised you or anyone else dreams of eating my soggy biscuit. I am like King Arthur at Cumalot. Which would be a great name for a porn movie.

https://i.giphy.com/media/3o72EXXJFuRVyoykEg/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
https://i.giphy.com/media/3o72EXXJFuRVyoykEg/giphy-downsized-large.gif That boy looks a bit like Falcon when he had hair good pick!

I don't remember having milk splashed on my face...

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
maybe the orange blossom will get shivved, just like the unabomber

NEVER EVER SORRY WHERE TRUMP IS CONCERNED


Dom't be a fool. The Unabomber was framed by the CIA, read his manifesto. Ir is a peaceful message, and that scared the elites who depend on the industrial society for their ways of life.

Your grammar sucks.

My grammar is flawleas!

What Trump has said about handling classified documents, as ever, Trump and Trumpers are their own worst enemies:


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Link

Just the first one: "This was not just extreme carelessness with classified material, which is still totally disqualifying. This is calculated, deliberate, premeditated misconduct, followed by a cover-up that included false statements and lies to Congress, the media and the American people." -Donald Trump 2016

There's more of these types of comments, the prosecutors will be showing these clips to the jury.

Trump's a dick, and Robtard is Robtarded.

How about we stay on topic, please?

Trump might go to jail...

Could happen.


Might even help his re-election prospects.

As a criminal?

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
As a criminal?


You kidding me? There are governors right now who did prison time for corruption and kept getting re-elected. Some of them even campaigned from prison, look it up.

Your politics are corrupt.

Originally posted by Robtard
What Trump has said about handling classified documents, as ever, Trump and Trumpers are their own worst enemies:


ThCMjd7irLM&ab

Link

Just the first one: "This was not just extreme carelessness with classified material, which is still totally disqualifying. This is calculated, deliberate, premeditated misconduct, followed by a cover-up that included false statements and lies to Congress, the media and the American people." -Donald Trump 2016

There's more of these types of comments, the prosecutors will be showing these clips to the jury.


another very detailed confession in form of an accusation. would be funny if he got shanked in prison. what a presidential first that would be. he could take up a new hobby like dubya, and be the first us president to make his own toilet wine

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Your politics are corrupt.


THIS.IS.DEMOCRACY!

*Gerard Butler mode*


Serous, if anyone can run for office, anyone will. Why not Don Corleone? Why not Al Capone? Why not Donald Trump?


Is it so crazy to speculate that all the organized crime people said "If you can't beat 'em, join them", and put all that drug and gambling and prostitution money towards getting a Senate seat, or maybe even a head prosecutor for a major city?

I guess anything is possible in the land of the free.

Going to be awesome if Trump is found guilty, sent to White Collar prison, and still runs in his own party for 2024 as a "f**k you!" to Republicans for not lying more and breaking the law more to keep him out of prison and of course to continue fleecing his cult out of their money.

Originally posted by Robtard
Going to be awesome if Trump is found guilty, sent to White Collar prison, and still runs in his own party for 2024 as a "f**k you!" to Republicans for not lying more and breaking the law more to keep him out of prison and of course to continue fleecing his cult out of their money. oh yes!

Ahead of Trump's epically hilarious arrest and arraignment tomorrow, Republicans have started stoking the fires for violence, making comments "have to go through us". "this is war", "card-carrying members of the NRA" and similar.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ahead of Trump's epically hilarious arrest and arraignment tomorrow, Republicans have started stoking the fires for violence, making comments "have to go through us". "this is war", "card-carrying members of the NRA" and similar. Oh shit, no matter how stupid the people I don't want violence there Rob.

I don't think they're going to mass riot like they did during the Jan 6th insurrection and failed coup, after seeing some of their domestic terrorist compatriots go to prison.

But an unhinged Rightist (I know, redundant) like the one who attacked the FBI station in Ohio after Trump's home was raided, probably will happen again, and that's exactly what these Republicans want with their incendiary rhetoric.
It's unfortunate, but likely.

We're once again at the point where Biden is somehow both a senile old man who isn't really acting President and is just a puppet for the people controlling him AND the Machiavellian mastermind pulling the strings behind Trump's indictment.

I think this all started from Dubya Bush...

Originally posted by Robtard
We're once again at the point where Biden is somehow both a senile old man who isn't really acting President and is just a puppet for the people controlling him AND the Machiavellian mastermind pulling the strings behind Trump's indictment.

scary how biden do that

But couldn't the same be said about Trump, Obama, the Bushes, Clintons, Reagan etc. ?

Except no one calls Biden a mastermind.


They call out the FBI and CIA and Dems and MSM, Biden himself is just an idiot who literally would talk while facing away from a crowd if they let him.

yikes, all the ignore list reminders being posted. wonder what they say. probably "reeeeeeeee"

Originally posted by Robtard
We're once again at the point where Biden is somehow both a senile old man who isn't really acting President and is just a puppet for the people controlling him AND the Machiavellian mastermind pulling the strings behind Trump's indictment.

Imagine being routinely outplayed by someone you claim is senile. Embarrassing.

And yet Biden has a good chance of winning a second term..

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
And yet Biden has a good chance of winning a second term..

He broke revorde for lowest approval rating in his second year.

Still might win.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Still might win.


If Trump is the nom. 😅


Think about it, Trump beat Hillary because everyone thought no one could be worse. And then Trump was president, and suddenly he loses to a guy who acts like this;

We6Qr9-dDn8

That's gotta be worse than the Dean Scream, remember that? Howard Dean screaming like some lunatic and tanking his campaign? People aren't dumb, they knew at that moment Biden is just awful. But they voted for him anyways because that's how bad Trump was.

Kind of funny that the Dems even think Donald Trump is a real threat, not like they're gonna go "May be Trump isn't so bad I wanna vote for a guy who says racist stuff." They already did, and would again.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Imagine being routinely outplayed by someone you claim is senile. Embarrassing.

Trump or Biden? I think I'd prefer Biden. srug

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
scary how biden do that

Musta used his Biden-powers to force Trump to steal government secrets, then refuse to return them multiple times, while lying about it.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Imagine being routinely outplayed by someone you claim is senile. Embarrassing.

It's 2020 all over again.

and biden won that term.

"A former federal prosecutor, Chris Christie said he expected the government had much more evidence in its case against the former president." -Snip


Which could mean more charges incoming.

Wasn't Christie in charge of Joisee?

Christie was governor of NJ.

Trump's been arrested and arraigned for the second time in two months. First was in New York over 34 separate felony counts of falsifying business records. Now in Florida for stealing government secrets, hiding it and everything that comes with that.

What a boob. As usual with Trumpers, it's everyone else's fault that Trump broke the law.

Bastard is the word that comes to mind.

Lets not forget, Trump still has the Jan 6th insurrection/failed coup probe and the Georgia election interference looming over his head.

What an embarrassing time to be someone who voted for Trump.

https://i.imgur.com/5DjNmHO.jpeg

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
https://i.imgur.com/5DjNmHO.jpeg

no doubt he covered his eyes and went REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can't vote for Trump, I live in England. Also that was way back in 2016...

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
What an embarrassing time to be someone who voted for Trump.

They're too shameless to be embarrassed.
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
https://i.imgur.com/5DjNmHO.jpeg

laughcry

Lock him up, lock her up? All too dramatic, imo.

Except of course, when the cult of Trump chanted "lock her up!" at every Trump rally for four+ years, Hillary Clinton hadn't been indicted, arrested and arraigned, twice.

Context matters, always matters.

Yeah, she's as far as I know innocent, but Is Trump innocent? Is Bill innocent? I mean both Donald Trump and Bill Clinton were friends with Jeffrey Epstein, the sex offender. Are they innocent too?

This indictment is beyond damning, even some Republicans are not trying to cover for Trump this time. The ones that are use deflections like "But her emails!" instead of claiming Trump didn't do it. Read the 49 page indictment if you must.

Now will he actually be found guilty despite the mountain of evidence, including Trump on tape bragging about it? Maybe not, only takes one Trumper on the jury of twelve to shit on justice.

Oh it's all going up in flames. https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/donald-trump-indictment-court-appearance-06-13-23/index.html

Trump was never going to plead guilty...

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
no doubt he covered his eyes and went REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This little piggy went REE REE REE all the way to jail.

Not.Guilty.


It's been widely reported that this is so. They broadcast his plea because they agree with it!

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
This little piggy went REE REE REE all the way to jail.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
This little piggy went REE REE REE all the way to jail.

If Trump is found guilty, there's going to be millions of Trumpers going Reeerreeeeeee along with him.

And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.

Originally posted by Robtard
If Trump is found guilty, there's going to be millions of Trumpers going Reeerreeeeeee along with him.

And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.

January 6th Part II: Eccentric Boogaloo Boys

I just hope no one gets hurt to ne honest.

how humiliating. haha fvck all you trumpers. take it

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
how humiliating. haha fvck all you trumpers. take it That part though is great.

Trumpers knew what they were buying in 2016, Trump didn't hide who he was. The writing was on the box

Just staring the obvious here; If the entire defense of Trump from right wing outlets and Trump himself is that he was able to dexclassify any documents by thinking about it, then aren't they contradicting themselves with the whatabouism with Joe Biden? I mean, he's president right now, by their own logic he's president and therefore any documents in his possession are declassified.

i have an ignore list? oh yes, that's right, thanks for the reminder

I know prosecutors do not have to prove intent here to prove a crime, but why is no one really talking about Trump's intent?

It's unreasonable to believe Trumpp stole boxes and boxes and boxes of our government secrets and them lied about it over and over and over just because he likes boxes and paper, or some nonsense "he just didn't know" excuse I've heard Trumpers spewing now.

The contents of those boxes would be worth high millions to the right foreign governments, Trump and people close to him like Donnie Jr and Jared Kushner would know this as well. eg Saudi Arabia would pay 100s of millions to learn what we know of Iran's nuclear power, military strengths and weaknesses.

Knowing intent is important here.

Tucker Carlson making Trump out to be like a Julian Assange. Arrested for being anti-war apparently.

but not surprised.


Tucker's received a cease and desist from Fox News over his new Far-Right nonsense show on Twitter. Apparently Tucker's still being paid by Fox until the end of the year and the Twitter show breaches their contract. Tucker's a piece of shit and so is Fox News, so who knows.

He has a two-year non-compete, so he cannot do a news opinion show anywhere, even on the Internet.

Donald Trump is 'toast' if indictment correct, William Barr says

William Barr, the former US attorney general who served under Donald Trump, has said the ex-president is "toast" if allegations he mishandled classified documents are proven to be true.

Mr Barr criticised his former boss and said he had no right to keep the files allegedly found at his home.

Speaking to Fox News on Sunday, Mr Barr, who was Mr Trump's attorney general from February 2019 until December 2020, defended the 37-count indictment made public by Special Counsel Jack Smith on Friday.

"I was shocked by the degree of sensitivity of these documents and how many there were... and I think the counts under the Espionage Act that he wilfully retained those documents are solid counts," he said.

"If even half of it is true, then he's toast. It's a very detailed indictment and it's very damning," he added. -snip

I for one hope Trump gets cleared of all charges and gets to continue splitting the Republican voterbase against Ron DeSantis personally.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
He has a two-year non-compete, so he cannot do a news opinion show anywhere, even on the Internet.


Sure he can. He just has to sacrifice his free money for sitting on his ass if he does.

Fox is still paying him, that's part of his deal. If they weren't Tucker could contest it under "right to work" laws which some courts have struck down in the past.

Hi Trump, I'm Tucker.
Hi Tucker, I'm Trump.
Taaaaahhhhd!
Where's Todd? Then we'd have a trio of goofy names.

"Special counsel in documents probe hands over 1st discovery materials to Trump's team" -06/21/2023


Seems the prosecutor is keeping his word and attempting to go to trial in August, or asap. Trump's going to try to delay this as much as he can, the closer it is to election time, the more he can cry "election interference!", because being a criminal doesn't count when it's him and Trumper's love gobbling his lies.

If the judge wasn't a degenerate Rightist, she'd put a sensible time limit on how much Trump's lawyers can delay.

Trump heard on CNN tape discussing secret documents

An audio recording in which Donald Trump appears to acknowledge keeping a classified document after leaving the White House has been obtained by US media.

In the recording, the former president is heard riffling through papers and saying: "This is highly confidential".

It has not been independently verified by the BBC.

Mr Trump has pleaded not guilty to federal charges of mishandling sensitive files.

CNN was the first to publish the roughly two-minute clip, and said it comes from a July 2021 interview that Mr Trump gave with people working on the memoir of his former chief of staff Mark Meadows.

Mr Trump is heard saying "these are the papers" and referring to a document he calls "highly confidential".

It appears to be an audio recording referenced by federal prosecutors in their indictment of the former president. -snip



Guys, guys, Trump is just "bombastic".

Trump sucks.

"See as president I could have declassified it. Now I can't, you know, but this is still a secret." -Trump


Like he's proud he's committing treason.

haha f*ck you cult45

Trump knows exactly what he's doing when whistling to his unhinged attack dogs.

Luckily this Trumper was stupid enough to post on social media what he was planning. Next one might not be so stupid.

Originally posted by Robtard
Trump knows exactly what he's doing when whistling to his unhinged attack dogs.

Luckily this Trumper was stupid enough to post on social media what he was planning. Next one might not be so stupid. the ramifications for him if Obama had been murdered... He truly is unhinged.

Obama is a non citizen usurping a soverign nations executive branch, execution is a measured response to that. War should be declared on Kenya, they probably orchestrated this infiltration and birth certificate forgeries.

Let's pretend I punched Whirly in the face for the lulz.

PUNCH!

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Let's pretend I punched Whirly in the face for the lulz.

PUNCH!

Not in the falcon?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Not in the falcon? The falcon? Is that a penis reference?

This is a story for you guys because I know you love me so much.

So I'm in my 30s now, and I didn't think it was true when I first heard about it, but apparently sometime in your 30s it takes a long while to take a shit. And it's big and painful and sometimes a little bit of your arsehole falls out and you bleed. First thought is, oh shit I've got colon cancer, but the doctor will say something like
"no, you've jut got hemorrhoids. Take some painkillers and **** off"

So, this time I decided not to even bother the doctors. So it was just a bit of blood. I'll be fine.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
This is a story for you guys because I know you love me so much.

So I'm in my 30s now, and I didn't think it was true when I first heard about it, but apparently sometime in your 30s it takes a long while to take a shit. And it's big and painful and sometimes a little bit of your arsehole falls out and you bleed. First thought is, oh shit I've got colon cancer, but the doctor will say something like
"no, you've jut got hemorrhoids. Take some painkillers and **** off"

So, this time I decided not to even bother the doctors. So it was just a bit of blood. I'll be fine. you'll be fine, are copying cdtm Falcon?

No, I just bled from the ass.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
No, I just bled from the ass. it happens.

I'm okay now.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
This is a story for you guys because I know you love me so much.

So I'm in my 30s now, and I didn't think it was true when I first heard about it, but apparently sometime in your 30s it takes a long while to take a shit. And it's big and painful and sometimes a little bit of your arsehole falls out and you bleed. First thought is, oh shit I've got colon cancer, but the doctor will say something like
"no, you've jut got hemorrhoids. Take some painkillers and **** off"

So, this time I decided not to even bother the doctors. So it was just a bit of blood. I'll be fine.


Sounds like you're often constipated and it gave you hemorrhoids. Eat better, add more fiber to your diet. Apples is a very easy way to do that.