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Ideally these two fist slap fight, Musk has a heart attack at round two and dies, but not before he infects Zuckerberg with whatever diseases he has.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ideally these two fist slap fight, Musk has a heart attack at round two and dies, but not before he infects Zuckerberg with whatever diseases he has. Haha, we go too much positive attention to these people.

Imagine caring.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Imagine caring. Sadly, we ****ing get them rammed down our throats, they are the new royalty, perhaps even the new idols in the Kaaba.

You should chill out a bit then, son.

Jaden 2.0, the extra cantankerous of the Jadens.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
You should chill out a bit then, son. Originally posted by Robtard
Jaden 2.0, the extra cantankerous of the Jadens. also

I'm also a little bit disappointment he didn't reply with his standard "Eyy COOOd'int giv ah fukk" youtube clip.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm also a little bit disappointment he didn't reply with his standard "Eyy COOOd'int giv ah fukk" youtube clip. This is because, he could give a **** to a point, we are all disgusted to a greater or lesser extent by the obscenity of these guys wealth, and to a degree we all struggle to look away.

I don't really read the news.

Musk has German ancestry and Zuckerberg has Austrian, so neither has a clear advantage from the outset.

Upon closer examination, the left ring finger of Zuckerberg is longer than his index finger, which suggests that he is longer than average. However, his fingers and palms are thin, which suggests that he may be slightly thicker than average, but not in proportion to his length.

The left ring finger of Musk, however, is the same length as his index finger, and his fingers and palms are thick, which suggests that he may be both longer and thicker than average.

If I were to guess, I think Musk is likely overestimating his size, and that Zuckerberg is probably bigger, but not by much. Musk likely has a proportion that seems more substantial, because the length and girth are closer in number. But Zuckerberg is likely longer than Musk, and is slightly under or meets his girth, making him the bigger of the two.

Penis Palm Readings

Oh, started watching The Wire (great show) and there seem to be an ongoing theme that Polish Americans have short dicks, eg one prominent character even proudly proclaims "I got 3.5 inches of hardwood!" or something along those lines.

Truth behind that?

Originally posted by Robtard
Penis Palm Readings

While the individual size range of one is determined by genetics, where he falls in that range is determined by environment factors, specifically androgen exposure in the womb.

Testosterone exposure at a particular stage of development influences both the length of the penis and the ring finger on the left hand. That correlation allows one trait to often be an indicator of the other.

Androgen exposure also influences other traits, such as hand dominance and sexual orientation. For this reason, gay men are more likely to be left-handed and more likely to be well-endowed, compared to their straight counterparts.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, started watching The Wire (great show) and there seem to be an ongoing theme that Polish Americans have short dicks, eg one prominent character even proudly proclaims "I got 3.5 inches of hardwood!" or something along those lines.

Truth behind that?

There are exceptions to every rule, but that would be consistent with their reputation.

The Irish also have a reputation for being small, which I think is inaccurate. Irish tend to come in two sizes: small and large. Since there are few mediums, the distribution of size gives a distorted view of the range.

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If the sub guy is any indication, it's only a matter of time before these billionaire megalomaniacs start winning darwin awards.


Musk took a real risk with his space stunt, there will be other chances for the devil to get his due.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0JeYHrX0AE1RKg.jpg

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Ideally they both die and somehow take the deplorable Trumper Dana White with them.

But I bet there's no match, I suspect Musk will dip out due to an "injury" or some other excuse.

Zuck is 5'7, maybe 160 something lbs soaking wet.

Musk is 6'1, 185-200 lbs.



Yeah they aren't skilled fighters and anything can happen, but pretty big difference.

The guy in the Batman tight shirt is Georges St-Pierre, a former UFC champion and real-life tough guy,


Now I don't think Musk hiring the guy who is widely regarded as the greatest MMA fighter of all time will do anything, as I'm sure Musk believes he knows more.

Originally posted by Robtard
The guy in the Batman tight shirt is Georges St-Pierre, a former UFC champion and real-life tough guy,


Now I don't think Musk hiring the guy who is widely regarded as the greatest MMA fighter of all time will do anything, as I'm sure Musk believes he knows more.


Good man, unlike Bash you actually know your stuff.


He is beneath you Rob.

I'd like to see a cage match between FalconP and cdtm and after FalconP lays cdtm out flat with a single left-handled haymaker, he squats down and takes one of his massive and painful turds on cdtm's chest, like he's vowed to do in the past

how about a cage match between ctdm and a job recruiter

Is cdtm really just like his eBrother Surt and thinks working is for losers?

I suspect he has a job.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is cdtm really just like his eBrother Surt and thinks working is for losers?

I suspect he has a job.

I suspect, given the inordinate amount of video games he plays, that he does not.

Ah, fair point on the overabundance of playing VG related posts.

He never logs off and is here 24/7/365. How in the f*ck could he have a job?

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
I suspect, given the inordinate amount of video games he plays, that he does not.


I talk way more about playing then I play. No lie, my San Andreas play looked like this;

2004, 2 hours.

2005. 1 hour.

2006. 1 hour.


Then I just gave up.

Originally posted by Robtard
The guy in the Batman tight shirt is Georges St-Pierre, a former UFC champion and real-life tough guy,


Now I don't think Musk hiring the guy who is widely regarded as the greatest MMA fighter of all time will do anything, as I'm sure Musk believes he knows more. GSP is the GOAT.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
GSP is the GOAT.

Khabib would've wrecked him.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Khabib would've wrecked him. maybe, maybe not, he is naturally heavier, naturally a weight division higher. If they were the same weight I would agree.

super gay

^ Falcon believes that if GSP and Khabib had met, it would have ended in "super gay" sex.

So shock. Much surprise.

Originally posted by Robtard
So shock. Much surprise. What's that from, "much suprise".

I forget

Originally posted by Robtard
I forget Is it the new Space Hippy on Star Trek?

I really don't recall.

But speaking of SNW, Spock's mom is also a total hottie.

How many chucks can a wood chuck, chuck?

Originally posted by Robtard
I really don't recall.

But speaking of SNW, Spock's mom is also a total hottie. As is his Vulcan Fiancee

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Elon Musk is mulling the idea of having a "noble debate" instead of a cage fight with Mark Zuckerberg. Musk responded to a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, that suggested the idea, to which Musk said, "That sounds like a good idea too."

What a gian ****ing pussy. That said, Musk is over 50, with no skills; against someone younger, in good shape, and who has been training seriously 3 years. The little Zucker has some limited, but legit skills. True, Musk is 4 weight classes higher.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
That said, Musk is over 50, with no skills; against someone younger, in good shape, and who has been training seriously 3 years. The little Zucker has some limited, but legit skills. True, Musk is 4 weight classes higher.

The best description I've read of Elon Musk's physique is that he looks like he swallowed a bird cage.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
The best description I've read of Elon Musk's physique is that he looks like he swallowed a bird cage. I say 4 weight classes in a conservative with a small c"" way

I say this thing is a glorified processional wrestling work.


Bet you they're in contact planning out the details. No way they'd do a death match for reals, it's dumb.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Elon Musk is mulling the idea of having a "noble debate" instead of a cage fight with Mark Zuckerberg. Musk responded to a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, that suggested the idea, to which Musk said, "That sounds like a good idea too."

What a gian ****ing pussy.

Zuckerberg is sick of the runaround, and told Musk that it is time for him to put up or shut up:

"If you still want to do a real MMA fight, then you should train on your own and let me know when you're ready to compete. I don't want to keep hyping something that will never happen, so you should either decide you're going to do this, and do it soon, or we should move on."

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
The best description I've read of Elon Musk's physique is that he looks like he swallowed a bird cage.




I've read "built like a 50s refrigerator" somewhere.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ Falcon believes that if GSP and Khabib had met, it would have ended in "super gay" sex. that's funny.