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Ok how do you get those sabers???

Good question, I've wanted one for a while now.

I want one too - a yellow one actually, but you have to become a Jedi Council Member if you want one from Ratcat. However, you can make your own if you wish, regardless of your Jedi status.
At least I think the above is correct. Anyone know otherwise?

I got my totally cool sabre and sig from the great artiste' Dim by:

1. Not constantly groveling like queeq.
2. Not making a new topic to announce I had 1000 posts like queeq.
3. Butting in line in front of queeq.
4. JC having mercy on me even though I am extremely well known to go off topic on a regular basis. (Although I have been trying to behave, much unlike queeq).

DD don't you read your mail? I sent you an email offering to make one for you! Send any specific things you want to [email protected]
BTW, we are in the process of making sabres/sigs for all our top posters!

*whine* I don't want a saber, I wanna tommy blaster, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh *end of whine*

queeq abides

I think Dim is gonna make it for you.

Whining has its merits.

Yeah, I mean it's gotten so many so far...

*starts to practice her whinning*

Wouldn't bother, only works if you got one of those really irritating, high pitched voices.... Oh, but hang on a minute.... On second thoughts, go for it!!!

(Gundark puts cotton in ears) I missed queeq ? What was I thinking ?????

No, I won't say it. No, I made a promise to myself. Oh sod it! Be thankful for small mercies hon!!!!

(Gundark pulls cotton out of one ear...) Hmmm..what was that, RC, I didn't copy. My comlink needs a battery

In sign language to Gundy: Sure you missed me, Gundy. You can admit it to me, I won't tell. Give yourself to the Dark Side, Lady Mayhem.

OK, Chaos, Mayhem... Just need a little panic and disorder and you work here will be done.

RC can be Panic and EJ can be Disorder.

And then there were four!

Nah, nevr panic in a crisis, I have a headless chicken to run around in circles and do that for me.

*Slaps DDs hand reaching for the headless chicken*

Hmmmm, that is a little cryptic. Could you be more... specific?

Look, if I was specific, then there might be a danger that you'd understand me. And, quite frankly, that would never do...

Ooooooooooooooookay..... whatever works for you..... I guess.... *confused*

My work here is done.

Hmmmm....giving someone nicknamed Chaos a tommy blaster sounds like running with the scissors...

Hey!!!..My voice isn't that bad *smacks RC*

And howcome everybody is the embodiment of something except for me? errrrrrrrrrr

Dim, you are just the embodiment of sweetness... There ya go.

Uggh "Don't get mushy with me, Princess"

So your work is done. Does that mean you are leaving?

Nah, you know you just wanna keep me here cos you can't live with the thought of me not being around.

And don't call me princess.

I can't? Hmmm, I seem to remember having a life before I came here...

Me, disorder? Get out of here.

queeq with a life? Nope! Can't imagine that.

Yes, disorder, thats you. And don't forget it.

Stop that. My hands are dirty.

Well thats why I`m giving you the soap, not the one on tv.

I'm sweet!!!

Yes, you are sweet and I love you for it.

Uuuuggh, more mushy stuff. Must be the 14th of February drawing close.

Okay, for those who missed it. RC is now known as Panic and EJ as disorder. Let's just make it official, people.

Actually, let's make it clear, I am not called panic, and if Raz see's fit to make my profile read that way then I'm outta here.

Just for clarity, that is a serious promise.

What's wrong with Panic? It's almost as nice as Chaos.

"Do not do unto others..."

I didn't call you Chaos, that was Dim...

I have a name and the name is Ratcat. RC if I like you and Sir if I don't...

Sir Panic? Okay then.

Well, you're getting closer but I'll just be happy with what I have right now.

Well, we could call you: RatCat, Prince of Panic.

YOu could, but not if you want me to answer.

Prince of Panic sounds excellent for an honourary title. What's wrong with it?

Well, feel free to take it for yourself...

Sorry, I have already been dubbed "Chaos". I just want you to have a cool title like that. In time you will call me master and everyone will call you Panic.

queeq, you seem to want to mould me in your image. What is it about me that you want to change?

You are just changing. I don't want to change you at all, you're going fine the way you do. It IS inevitable.

I think we both know that is not true....

RC, you have only begun to discover your dark powers. You not yet realise your importance. You can destroy Raz, he has foreseen this.

Hehe, I don't think I want to destroy Rz, he might be my father.

Aha, that'll complicate things.
Only your hate... can destroy him.

But I thought we all wuvved little Razzykins.

Razzykins? Thats new!

queeq & Gundark, would you like your old titles back? The titles were just meant to be temporary...

Meanwhile, I'm off to change RCs title to "Mr. Panic"......j/k!

And with that here is my final post.... j/k2

Bye RC. And just when he was getting interesting...

No Raz, I'd like to keep mine. Can't deny what I am. I just hope Gundy will keep hers as well, so she can be my cyber-spouse.

It will never work.....

RC you should have a pair of yellow cats eyes, one on each side of your name. That would look awesome.

RC is a little depressed these days. I am sure Gundy and I will make a good cyber-couple. With her consent of course.

Hey! I'm not depressed. In fact, I'm getting in to all sorts of trouble for being too happy and having a lack of issues ( ).

Life is just a great big ol' roller coaster and I don't ever wanna get off.

Well, the ride ends someday anyway. Talk about depressing.

Well, you're born, you live a little then you die. I'm just trying to make the most of the middle bit.

Just to stay on topic about the sabres, I thought you might like to know that my new sig will have chickens and Sith lightsabres in it. Fun fun fun....

Sounds like Razman has his work cur out for him...

Little red lights on a blaster..*grumbles*

fried chickens around a saber! they got to close DD

Oh dear, is Dimmy getting blaster envy. Well I'm sure Raz's efforts won't suck at all...

Are you saying Dimmy's efforts will suck?

Well, Dimster, if it makes you grumble, never mind then.

Well, once upon a time they might have sucked, but I'm sure now that they will not...

They MIGHT have sucked????? Dimmy is the best.

She sure is in my book

I know this, hehehe, somethinsg are best left alone.

Trust me, I know from where I speak...

That doesn't sound very nice.

One thing I have NEVER claimed to be is NICE...

Um, to get back on topic.....how do you get those sabers?

Become a top poster.

That mus be why your saber is showing.

I thought I had made it perfectly clear on my first post on this topic on how to obtain a saber. Mayhem always makes things quite clear. Perhaps some of you need to review.

As Gundy put it...


A lot of queeq bashing to be done if you want a sabre.

RC, you crack me up !!!!

And.... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's quee-eeq!

*And the croud goes wild*

Sorry Gundy, but 3 out of your 4 ideas did involve some queeq bashing of some description..

And you're questioning someone of my age, as queeq is fond of reminding me of ?

Oh, sorry, I forgot: Gundy's ancient! There I said it. I'll be on time next time.

Yes, queeq, I don't have all day to wait around for you to come here and pick on me. I've got mayhem to create, man, I'm busy !!!

Well go on then, I'm right behind you.

I wonder what would happen here if chaos and mayhem left for like, a week.

It'll turn into the most boring place you've ever seen.

Cant be worse than Titanic!

Finti, I think your worst nightmare would be waking up and finding you turned into Leo.

Yep, and without us you would be just like him.

Hmmm....my Sith mind is working overtime tonight. If we can get finti to send his pic in, we can get Dim to plaster Leo's head on his body. Hehehe.

Well I'm watchin the mail box....

I would never to that to finti..it would just be too cruel

Oh come on. Look at what you did to RC. Now THAT is cruel.

Hehehe.

Nuts... nuts... nuts...

Really, Ush, this thread was about sabers, not nuts. Please do try to stay on topic like the rest of us.

No, it take's a very big man to be a dwarf! hmph!..

And Gundy you ARE a nut...Almond, to be extract

Ush is turning! Ush is turning! Soon we'll have another Sith party. We'll get him a black sabre.

MMMMMMM...almonds are my favorite. Oh, Dimmy, how did you know. Quite clever you are with the pun! Hehehe.

Let's have a nut party in the tavern, then.

..Thank you Gundy!


anyway..topic closed.