The Toxic Avenger (2023)

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tkitna
I have zero interest in seeing the movie, but I hope it hits. I have a 9.8 #1 Toxic Avenger comic I would like to see rise in price.

Robtard
Reboots have a poor track record of being on par or better than the original, though Toxic Avenger is a ridiculously bad film, but that's the charm of Troma films

But I have to see this out of nostalgia alone. Even if the preview looks like a diarrhea covered double cheese, double pepperoni pizza.

Robtard
Originally posted by tkitna
I have zero interest in seeing the movie, but I hope it hits. I have a 9.8 #1 Toxic Avenger comic I would like to see rise in price.

I'll give you $5.75 USD right now.

BruceSkywalker
i might watch free of charge at 2 am cali time while watching porn at the same time

jaden_2.0
This will a movie about a green haired land whale protesting the building of a statue of Tony Stark because of his misogynistic past.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i might watch free of charge at 2 am cali time while watching porn at the same time

laughing out loud

That sounds like the ideal situation actually

tkitna
Originally posted by Robtard
I'll give you $5.75 USD right now.

$5.76 I would have considered.

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Kazenji
If the remake isn't Rated-R like the original, Movie can **** off and die.

Kazenji
IN3Cu3lN1ns

looks about the same as the original movie the way its been filmed.

rudester
Saw this as a kid. My bestie made me buy him the action figure for his birthday laughing

rudester
Superhero with a mop laughing

riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
IN3Cu3lN1ns

looks about the same as the original movie the way its been filmed.
^^^Looks awful.

But, is that a compliment on my part.

Kazenji
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Looks awful.

But, is that a compliment on my part.

Have you seen the OG movie?...it wasn't exactly awesome, So i feel this is on par with that.

riv6672
I have unfortunately seen all the Troma movies.

I had a friend growing up who breathed those things like air.

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riv6672
^^^ laughing out loud

Patient_Leech
That would probably require a lot more budget than they'd be willing to sink into this movie.

riv6672
^^^Troma movies thought budgets were optional.

Kazenji
Need to watch some more Troma movies, I've seen them on Tubi.

riv6672
^^^You glutton for punishment, you.

riv6672
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER

Damn. yes

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER

Damn. yes

Interesting. Critics are ripping it to shreds, it seems.

21% on RT currently.

Patient_Leech
Beau Is Afraid (2023)

https://musicart.xboxlive.com/7/1f9e6600-0000-0000-0000-000000000002/504/image.jpg

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Interesting. Critics are ripping it to shreds, it seems.

21% on RT currently.
^^^Not being flippant but, the only critics I ever gave a shit about were Siskel & Ebert.

Patient_Leech
Alright, I swear I'm not drunk. But I thought this was the Last Movie you Saw thread.

Apparently Riv did it too? What is happening?

riv6672

Patient_Leech
This happened to me the other day, too. I think there's another screw loose on KMC. That's my theory... confused

riv6672

Kazenji
Here i was thinking more people talking about the new The Toxic Avenger movie

But all i see are two ding bats thinking its "the Last Movie you Saw thread'.

riv6672

Patient_Leech
laughing out loud

F#ck off, Kaz!

Kazenji
Same goes to you Riv

not very good at using your noggin.

riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
Same goes to you Riv

not very good at using your noggin.
https://i.ibb.co/Wsv0fvM/IMG-9861.jpg

Patient_Leech
laughing out loud

Impediment
Back to topic, please.

jaden_2.0
^ The Topic Avenger.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
^ The Topic Avenger.

laughing out loud

How about a picture of Peter Dinklage. Because why the hell not. I guess this is from the movie? Looks pretty awesome from the still...

Maybe it's real?


https://www.prompthunt.com/prompt/cl90fj289154023vmqyjfw6lj0d?selectedAsset=cl90fjffz178261vmqya4th3s63

riv6672
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
^ The Topic Avenger.
^^^LOL!

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
laughing out loud

How about a picture of Peter Dinklage. Because why the hell not. I guess this is from the movie? Looks pretty awesome from the still...

Maybe it's real?


https://www.prompthunt.com/prompt/cl90fj289154023vmqyjfw6lj0d?selectedAsset=cl90fjffz178261vmqya4th3s63
^^^Jesus he looks like Shrinky Dink Hulk! eek!

Kazenji
This film is finally getting released this year

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/the-toxic-avenger-reboot-theatrical-release-1236277516/

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