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Starring: Jason Statham, Josh Hutcherson, Minnie Driver and Jeremy Irons

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Who comes up with these ideas? 80' was all about undercover cops. 90' ninja's. 2000' super powers and now 2024' undercover assassins. Equalizer, taken etc.

Bee keeper He might as well be the garbage man

Looks shit

NOT THE BEES!

YES THE BEES!

This film comes out this week

I don't really have much interest in watching Jason Statham being Jason Statham again and again.

I'd be interested in this film if it was Statham being a normal bee keeper who leads a normal to kinda boring life of tending his bees, collecting honey and selling it at the side of road.

Maybe he has an interest in jazz or something.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd be interested in this film if it was Statham being a normal bee keeper who leads a normal to kinda boring life of tending his bees, collecting honey and selling it at the side of road.

Maybe he has an interest in jazz or something.

That would be awesome. And then he like, puts bees on his junk like Steve-O...

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Saw this tonight and it was all sorts of ridiculous, stupid cheesy fun. Could've had a bit more extremity to the violence but all things considered it was braw. Always good when an action movie makes you smile.

I've heard it this is somewhat decent and not the total shit show people were expecting.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Saw this tonight and it was all sorts of ridiculous, stupid cheesy fun. Could've had a bit more extremity to the violence but all things considered it was braw. Always good when an action movie makes you smile.
Anymore extreme violence and it would've turned into a satire. He was chopping off fingers with band saws, jabbing shotgun barrels into necks, chopping people in half with elevators and dogging a knife through a guys cheek.

The car and bridge one was the best. It was 90% the way to satirical homage to 80s action movies anyway with the ridiculous antagonist escalation from scam call centre to President of the United States as well as most of the other "bad guys" along the way. "G.o.a.t" suit, mad South African guy etc.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The car and bridge one was the best. It was 90% the way to satirical homage to 80s action movies anyway with the ridiculous antagonist escalation from scam call centre to President of the United States as well as most of the other "bad guys" along the way. "G.o.a.t" suit, mad South African guy etc.
That was just pure comedy. I laughed so hard when I noticed the transition to crash dummy.

Agreed about the South African. He earned every dollar they paid him lol.

Originally posted by KingD19
Anymore extreme violence and it would've turned into a satire. He was chopping off fingers with band saws, jabbing shotgun barrels into necks, chopping people in half with elevators and dogging a knife through a guys cheek.
^^^And that was just the opening scene!

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Saw this tonight and it was all sorts of ridiculous, stupid cheesy fun. Could've had a bit more extremity to the violence but all things considered it was braw. Always good when an action movie makes you smile.

So you recommend??

^^^Dude, he said it was braw. You know braw is dope!

I don't know that's Scottish bastard's Scottishisms!

And a lot of people say "God is Dope", which makes me think dope isn't very good either.

"We're all stars now... in the Dope Show..."

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I don't know that's Scottish bastard's Scottishisms!

And a lot of people say "God is Dope", which makes me think dope isn't very good either.

"We're all stars now... in the Dope Show..."

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Here you go, my stereotypically uncultured American friend.

"Scottishisms" is a good word

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Here you go, my stereotypically uncultured American friend.

I looked it up. That's how I knew it was Scottish!

Who is the stereotype now...? using your Scottishisms!

I just assume most Scottish people look like Fat Bastard...

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I just assume most Scottish people look like Fat Bastard...

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Watched it. Loved it.

Best bee related movie since that Seinfeld one w. the inter-species romance.

I didn't realize this is David Ayer. I may have to re-evaluate...

Josh Hutcherson plays a really good annoying little shit.

^^^I taught him everything I know!

This was exactly what the previews showed, Jason Statham kicking everyone's ass while scorning and speaking in a gruff voice, but it's a notch above most of his other I-Kick-Everyone's-Ass films.

By only real complaint is that he didn't kill more people, he let a bunch of the deplorable go. Shame.

Were the reviews buzzing?

More like droning

I confess I did kind of enjoy this. I can't bring myself to give it any more than 7/10, but I was amused by the over-the-top silliness. Not that it's anywhere near as good as it, but the level of old-school action flavor reminded me a little bit of Con Air. And that's a big compliment.

Oh yeah, I liked that this guy even kind of looked like a bee... Lol..

...

Seems honey is not as flammable as the film made it seem. I know, if you can't trust action films, what can you trust.


https://www.slashfilm.com/1412312/beekeeper-trailer-is-honey-flammable/

Originally posted by Robtard
Seems honey is not as flammable as the film made it seem. I know, if you can't trust action films, what can you trust.


https://www.slashfilm.com/1412312/beekeeper-trailer-is-honey-flammable/

Damn... there goes my whole belief system...

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Btw, Rob... this is what you look like triggered...

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Accurate

"The Beekeeper" is a compelling and well-crafted movie that offers a captivating portrayal of beekeeping and its impact on the lives of its characters.