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HP sauce?

I don't even think the mods are able to contact raz (admin) to delete your account.
Without him, someone would have to individually locate and delete every one of your posts. Maybe you can negotiate an hourly fee for services with Impediment

Your account would still remain though, so....

Shit it's too late to edit. You could have this thread deleted, I'll report it to the mods in case you didn't do that already.