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Hail and welcome traveler, pull up a chair and drown your sorrows in a pint or two of the finest ales and wines in all the realms.

Spin tales of your adventures, regale us with bawdy jokes or just comment on current events.

*This forum seems empty enough, might as well get some activity going.*

What's a tavern without a good bar wench, not much I'll wager.

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Always a shady fellow in the corner watching everything.

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Get some hearty food whilst it's good and hot.

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*I don't care if I'm in here alone, I got all the characters of the multiverse to hang with, nuts to the rest of you lazy bums*

I have the basement set up like the Cantina in Mos Eisley because I'm half Star Warsian. Got a Rick & Morty portal in various Space Stations around the Multiverse so pilots and smugglers and all manner of nefarious fellows can come relax in peace.

Got a crew of Alien Bar Wenches to serve food & drinks and extra special things...

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Always a guy in the shadows watching everything...

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Good food from around the galaxy...

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The bar is powered by a Trek Replicator so anything you can imagine you get...

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*Think that about covers everything in SciFi and Fantasy.*

These are amazing!

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*I swear, some of the people on this site are so entirely brainwashed by the Left they will never see the center again even with the James Web Space Telescope.*

*If you're just one thing seeing only one perspective then you miss out on the entire picture. That's not smart.*

*This country has more infighting than the entire history of the Avengers line-ups combined.*

I do love the smell of a well cleaned common room.

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Nothing like a good roaring fire on a cold snowy day.

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*People are seriously debating whether or not the President got booed at the big sports ball game... really, that requires the energy of thought put into it? Tell me the world is on fire without telling me it's on fire.*

*I personally don't know because I don't watch sports anymore, like I don't watch wrestling or UFC I have no interest in it.*

*This is going to be a long four years I reckon. I'd like to skip ahead to when things go back to normal but I'd have to get cryogenically frozen because it'll never happen.*

A view from outside.

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I love these medieval type villages.

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Hired on some more bar wenches, can never have too many busty wenches...

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Had them custom made from the finest clone stock in the Realm.

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*I forgot how cold it gets up here, -15f is goofy and that's without the wind chill.*

*Two more nights of this is going to be interesting.*

*Not going outside even if I got paid to, which I'm not so that's okay.*

Sounds like there's some commotion downstairs, better go check it out, don't want some blaster happy space jockey blasting holes in the walls.

Okay what's going on around here now you apes?!

Why is there a smoking green alien on that table, who invited Storm Troopers in here, HEY GET THEM DROIDS OUTTA HERE, WE DON'T SERVE THEIR KIND!!

Can't leave you jokers alone for five minutes and all hell breaks loose!

*Hey my first milestone: 100 posts, woohoo!*

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The weary adventurer relaxes by the hearthfire in the dead of winters chill.

Well met adventurer, might you require hearty food and drink I'll have yon wench come over with a tray?

One of the Night's Watch felled a great elk and the meat is quite good.

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I guess we prepare the feasting halls.

*Is that Skyrim? I've always wondered if that game was worth playing, the FPS perspective always gave me a headache.*

Originally posted by WhiteSkyWalker
*Is that Skyrim? I've always wondered if that game was worth playing, the FPS perspective always gave me a headache.*

It is Skyrim yes, and you can actually play the game in the 3rd person if you so chose. As for wether or not it's worth playing, I'd have to say yes it is still a worthy purchase, even tho bethesda has been sticking their dick in it lately.

*I put it on the wishlist, when I'm done with GTAV I'll give it a go but I'm grinding for an F-160 Raiju Fighter Jet and they are not cheap.*

Ugh, so much elk steak, someone grind some up and make me some tacos!

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I have a mighty craving!

Good thing the hunters brought down that dragon that was poaching all the cattle, makes for some tasty hot sauce!

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Originally posted by WhiteSkyWalker
Good thing the hunters brought down that dragon that was poaching all the cattle, makes for some tasty hot sauce!

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For those cold nights on the wall, and your need to warm the blood, nothing but the best from a fellow frozen land of Skyrim for you

My thanks good Sir, it will be a much needed addition to the Watch, my men will sing your praises, drunkenly but heartily.

The Bards have gifted us with song:

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I just need a few more posts so that I can get a signature, so I'll do that here really quick if you don't mind.

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And this should be it. Apologies for the brief intrusion, and thanks again!

A strange traveler appears and then just as swiftly moves on, such are the comings and goings of a tavern.

The regulars look up from their mugs of mead and then go back to whatever musings they had, the barkeep continues with cutting up oranges for the mixed drinks, mutters a bit and pops a slice into his mouth.

We have some Holy Paladins in today, the Bards prepared song:

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Takes a seat in the far corner, slams a flagon of mead on the table, slumps down in the chair and sighs deep and long, it was a long day and he is tired and sore from his labors.

One must always be vigilant when one lives in the same realm as magic users and mythical creatures.

One of the bar wenches came in late and seemingly forgot the menu for today, brought her into the office and set her in the chair that identifies magic and other unusual states of being, turns out she is a shapeshifter and her original body is that of a 36 year old male that got off on gaslighting drunk warriors. You can't trust anything these days.

At the very least the wards above the doors are still keeping Vampires away, thank Crom.

Went for ride with the guard north of the wall, the wind is all you hear the silence of all life is unearthly.

One of our young lads found footprints in the snow and went to investigate alone, before we could react the poor fool had disappeared without a trace.

My guide suggested we move on to a nearby outpost that had been abandoned but still had solid walls. We made camp and set sentries, made fire and warmed ourselves the best we could.