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I always wanted to see Luke in the Jedi robes and now I have.-tallterror.homestead.com/...adluke.JPG
Isn't it great?

It's clever but I didn't think the hair fits.

One nostril is bigger than the other!!!

The hair does not only fit, it SUCKS! How dare you mutilate Luke like that...

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Whoa

Talk about BAD HAIR !!!! You have just desecrated a Jedi, EJ. Its the Sarlaac pit for you, buddy. As a side note, I watched ESB this afternoon and I didn't realize how much Mark's facial features had changed after his accident from ANH. He definatly looked better in ANH. Thoughts anybody ?

Ah man..he was soooo much cuter in ANH...SO MUCH!

Thank you, Dimmy...I thought so too. His hair wasn't too bad in ESB, but it was horrible in ROTJ. He must have had the "Dark Hairdresser of the Sith" working on him. Hehehe.

He looks like he is ready for Blue Lagoon on this picture.

He looks ok I guess, but like you've all said, the hair is terrible! I'd still like to see a shot of him with his whole body in the Jedi Robes, not just from his shoulders-up.

It looks like a pile of bantha poodoo!

I agree with UBH...I've seen enough without seeing the robes. Yeesh.

Poor Luke? What kind of punishment can we think up for the one who mutilated him.

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Worse than the Sarlaac pit ? Hmmm...I'll have to think about that one. Maybe lock him in a room with 3PO for a week ?

Sarlacc and 3PO are summer camp for what EJ deserves for this one. Guess we have to do better than that. Shall we make him eat a Jawa?

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jawa sushi style ...yummy.

Don't let Gundy make it though, she'll make it too tasty.

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Okay, master...you handle this one. (Gundark goes back to flipping "The Emporer's Blueberry Pancakes."

I don't know. I'll make a mess.... on second thought, I'll do it!!!

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Hmmmmm....once you get their little robes and hoods off, they probably look (and smell) messy anyway.

The IS the plan. I really hope they do...

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Open wide, EJ !!!

You know every time I open this post I look at the picture again. It gets worse every time.

Maybe skinned Jawa legs sticking out of EJ's mouth will soothe the painful eyes.

Hey,I didn't make it.

Oh, I thought you doctored it up before you posted it, EJ. Sorry, man.

(Clinches fist) Apoligy accept Capatain Gundark.

(Gundark, clutching throat, collapses to the floor, gasping for air). "Help me, queeq...where is my master when I need him????? "

In the bar polishing his tommy blaster

HAVE NO FEAR, QUEEQ IS HERE!

EJ, release her. This bickering is pointless. I still hold you somewhat responsible for that pic, you gave us the shock of our lives posting that thing in here. We'll fry the Jawa's with some nice spices and we call it even...

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(Opens fist) As you wish, Tarkin...I mean queeq.

(Gundark slowly climbs to her feet) Thank you for saving me master queeq !!! (As soon as EJ turns away, Gundark pulls out her lightsaber and ignites it.) Hehehe.

With EJ's fast refelxes he turns around to meet Gundark's blade with his. "Where is your master now, Gundark?"

And queeq,this stuff is role playing. Why don't you check out my forum?

Yeah, anyway, queeq (Gundark mumbles as she swings downward toward EJ and advances)

"You are beaten." "Don't make me destroy you as Ratcat did."

(Gundark spins in a circle and swings her saber in low) "Ratcat told me enough. He told me you killed him."

Hmmm...something doesn't quite make sense here.

So lets skip that part. "Gundark, you are just now realizing your true abilities." "Together we can overthrow Raz...he has forseeen this. Join me and together we can rule this forum as Councilor and Master."

*a weird humming sound resonates through the room, suddenly the room lights up blinding the battling Jedi.

When EJ and Gundy slowly regain their sight they see queeq with a smoking tommy blaster in one hand and an ignited light razor in his other*

Okay, children, enough play for now. Can't you two just get along?

Oh, and EJ, why I don't visit you site. Well, I'm trying to have a live as well, and between this forum, TF.N and some social activities on the Net, I should not be tempted to get more addicted to cyberspace. IF you don't mind of course...

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(Gundark makes her move while EJ is temporarily distracted, running and hiding behind queeq like the coward that she is. )

Knowing that he is in trouble, EJ pushes his blue saber into
his chest and commits sucide.

And I thought you were going to wait until you're up to 10,000 posts.

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Hehehe. Good one, queeq !!

That is why I am the master and you but the learner.

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Now who's being predictable ???

I have to be for my young ( ) apprentice. It'll get too complicated otherwise.

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Complications, you wanna talk comlications!!!!!

Sure. I, much unlike Gundy (yet), can take it!

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Hmmmm...I've been thinking about this picture...Mark's bald now, right ? At least that's what DD told me (BTW, where the heck is DD lately??) Maybe we should post it on Mark's home page...does he have one ? This sounds good and complicated !!!

Mark's bald??? Luke is evil?

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DD told me quite a few months back that Mark is fat and bald. He saw him do a guest spot on "Son of the Beach" and it was HORRIBLE!!!!!

*sob*

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Well mark wasnt fat and bald the last time I saw him. Tey released directors cut from a film called Hamilton. (starring Peter stormare and Mark Hamill) and they Interviewd Mark about it and he looked just fine. This thing was released des 2000.

Wow. DD must have been pulling my leg. That's a relief, finti.

Time for a party. To the ANBMB Mobile!

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queeq can drive but I get shotgun !!!

Here are the rounds, shoot anything that moves and cook it up for breakfast.

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No problemo ! Hey, EJ...can you find a recent photo of Mark so we can ALL see he's not ready for a Hutt role with no makeup ?

Here's a semi-recent one-members.nbci.com/mhhideout/green.jpg

There's no pic there, EJ. Its a blank screen with XOOM in the corner.

Its because they don't let you link from a website other than Xoom...
Heres a quick workaround....copy this link:
http://members.nbci.com/mhhideout/green.jpg?refreshfromserverplease

Then paste it in your address bar....easy as that, Ms Mayhem

Found it....thanks for the help, Raz !

xoxoxox,
Ms. Mayhem.

Raz the wizard!!!!!!

Oh, and thanks to EJ for the pic.

Finally a thank you...just kidding.

Don't push it, EJ. We're just in the process of forgiving you.

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Oh EJ, you are soooooo wonderful...

*Throws himself at EJs feet*

What devotion...

Well yes, I've never seen such devotion in a Rat...

Or even in a cat...

Hey, more Rat than cat I'm afraid!

Damn...that's a HUGE saber...so you like the black look now, huh?

Black sabre to match my blackened heart....

Meet Panic!

(Gundark gives RC a little bunch of daises and a salad.) Here you go, RC..cheer up ! You still have us !!!

IIIIIIIIII don't know if that makes him feel any better.

*RC eats the daisys and arranges the salad in a pretty vase.*

Thanks Gundy, feel much better now.

Hmmmm.....RC, I think you need to come over and lie down on this couch. (Gundark adjusts glasses, reaches for paper and pencil) Now, tell me about this flower eating obsession that has recently surfaced.

Well, it all started with the girl, just a couple of days before valentines and.........

*switches on tape recorder*

This is gonna be good.

Hey! I thought this was a private consultation....

It is. Until I publish this.

OK, I want my fee back! Or at least a 15% cut of net sales.

5%, that's it. Take or leave it.

10%, that's my final offer.

*Pulls hand from behind back to reveal armed thermal detonator*

I suggest you accept it.

*jabba the hutt laughter*

A Rat with balls, I like that. I'll give you 7%, that'll be the end of it or of you.

Done, but watch that I don't strangle you with a chain when you least expect it.

*takes chain off his neck to make sure*

Gundy's gonna hate me for taking it off.

Oh boy, your gonna be in trouble now...

Ahem, I intensely dislike where THIS thread is going. You're both headed into the rancor pit now.

Whats this S&M corner? yikes

*RC climbs back outr of the pit, a little bruised but non the worse for wear*

Rancor Burgers anyone?

Now I suppose you'll want the red cape back with the s on it ?

You can borrow mine. I'm not using it this week.

Nah, those tights always may my thighs chapp.

I could probably get you a balm from the maestro.

Well, there's always the Mother Superior costume. It has just returned from the dry cleaners and I don't need it for at least another two weeks.

queeq, that has to the ultimate in evil. Hiding yourself sithful self in nuns robes.

Well, only on Saturday night.

oh, I see...cause that's the night you take a bath.

No, that's the night I dress up as a nun.

A flying one, pushes Sally Field back into the closet.

Dimmy, I beg of you, lock up this thread and Luke and the flying nun along with it.

She'll have to...I made the 100th post.

Another one bites the dust. Too bad, this one was pretty funny.