Barney... Must... Die!

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Phoenix
Who else hates the little purple dinosaur? WE ARE NOT A HAPPY FAMILY!!!!


BARNEY WILL DIE!!!!!!

Phoenix
Yerssot lent me his shotgun! Yay!

Evy_O
Me! He's SOOOO annoying! Always happy, always "I live in the perfect world"!!!
Grrr!

yerssot
ROMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

erm... wrong movie big grin

anyway ... who's barney?

Phoenix
Barney the Dinosaur? You are soooooooooo lucky you don't know who he is!

yerssot
*gets the old ToMacoo Slapping Machine XTreme out*

pff! covered in dust! what happened here???

Phoenix
On the request of cermie, the bunnies have joined us and are rabidly attacking barney the dinosaur...

Senor_Pessoba
but...but...why?
*breaks out into tears, then realizes what he is doing*
wait a minute....im being tricked..i thought you meant Barney from Simpsons.....actually i didnt...but oh well..
*takes out a knife and stabs barney's eyes out*

happy kine
smoochy is cooler

yerssot
I got the sudden urge to take barney's side stick out tongue

Senor_Pessoba
*takes out a knife and stabs Smoochy's eyes out*
IS HE COOLER NOW??? HUH???

yerssot
looks like a rebel now wink

Senor_Pessoba
why do you have to say things like that?
*sob*

cermiestar
did anyone else notice that the children who are on the barney show are from every different ethinic origion? i notcied this because i ....watch....barney......ONCE! a lot.......i saw the barney movie...........but i was forced to by my choir.......and i DO NOT watch barney....except for the comeday factor....

Phoenix
Yerss, you are NOT PERMITTED TO TAKE BARNIES SIDE!!!! he is a spawn of Satan....

cermiestar
i would NEVER take barney's side! neither would the bunnies.....

yerssot
but the bunnies!

Phoenix
You may hate the bunnies as well, but Barney must DIE!

cermiestar
no no violence!

yerssot
listen to cermie! kill the bunnies!

Phoenix
Kill Barney!

yerssot
no no, the bunnies

Phoenix
No, Barney!

yerssot
are you sure?

Phoenix
Yup...

happy kine
its funny how a purple dino that preaches love and understanding can incite so much hate....


*stabs barney several times in the head* so who's coming over for the bbq!

Phoenix
he's evil!! he gives me headaches...

cermiestar
I love you, you love me....we're a happy family........

yerssot
we are??

Phoenix
i love you cermie, but if you sing that song again, i will let yerssot loose on the bunnies...

cermiestar
yes yerss...of course we are......no pheo! don't let yerss loose! *locks mouth adn throws away the key*

yerssot
*feels like a wild animal*

Phoenix
yeh, but your a cute, fluffy one... like a lion!

yerssot
a cute ...fluffy lion?

cermiestar
hrm....a panda bear is better....

Phoenix
a cute fluffy LION!

yerssot
I like the idea of being a panda smile

Phoenix
I don't want yerss to be a panda... i hav several cuddly toy pandas (one originally named panda!) iw ouldnt know which one to call yerssot!

But i have a lion with out a name... cos i have two, ones called deleo, ones called King Mufasa, but it can always be changed to King Yerss!

Phoenix
LION!

cermiestar
panda! yerss would be better as a panda....

Phoenix
ok... i give in!

yerssot
hmm, though King Yerssot has a ring to it smile

Phoenix
which panda do ya wanna be yerss? i hav a hand puppet, a bulky flannel which is not possible to be used as a flannel, so its a cuddly toy (no, no its a mascot, a mascot i tells ya!), a little freaky fairground toy, a big freaky one that can stand by itself and a little mini cute one...

yerssot
too many! can't chose!

Phoenix
be King Yerssot then! be a lion! a cute fluffy lion with a crown and a cloak!

cermiestar
no no! cuddly panda! *hugs yerss*

Phoenix
extra huggles for yerss if he's a lion!

cermiestar
be a panda yerss!

Phoenix
LION!

yerssot
well... phoe did huggle me ...wink

Phoenix
*lots and lots of extra extra special huggles!!!*

cermiestar
*huggles yerss* please...

yerssot
I'm a lion, hear me roar wink

Phoenix
*infinite huggles*

yerssot
w00t! I like that idea smile

Phoenix
big grin

yerssot
*roars*

Phoenix
yay!! King Yerss will reign! with extra huggles!

Tex
Barney the TV show is filmed at The Studios at Los Colinas here in Dallas.
My neighbor down the street used to work in the costume department big grin

cermiestar
be a panda yerss sad

princess leia
if your a lion, ill give you a scantily clad princess huggle...

princess leia
*bumps off a bunny which is siding with barney*

yerssot
sorry cermie, I get infinite huggles and a huggle from a scantily clad princess smile

I'll be a panda after you killed barney wink

Phoenix
if I kill barney, will you stay a lion?

cermiestar
pandas are cute though..........sad

yerssot
so are you wink

cermiestar
aw embarrasment

princess leia
how about, hes a lion, but he'll dress uplike a panda.

Gundark
Ah, poor Barney. Always gets the bad rap. If its not teletubbies, its Barney. Come on, people ! Its all about the LOVE ! love

G.P
Never heard of him (it ?)... What does he (it ?) do, except singing & being too nice to be true ? wink

Gundark
Guess they don't do Barney in France. Its a children's television show, GP. For pre-school kids. Real simple 'happy love friend' stuff done by a guy in purple dinosaur suit.

Tex
I'd totally do Baby Bopevil face

BackFire349
theres subliminal messages in barney, he supports naziism and sadistic satanism, if you play the shows backwards he says to murder minorities and old people.

Tex
Yeah so.

BackFire349
im just saying.

LindsIsTightK
Barney will parish one day very soon and we will no longer have to deal with that purple devil.~

G.P
Oh my God, I've just seen some photos...It's horrible !
No, we don't have Barney in France...But we used to have a Orange Dinosaur called Casimir...

cermiestar
my eyes! my eyes!

yerssot
still as lovely as ever, cermie?

Phoenix
I like the teletubbies... they, the tweenies and the fimbles all escape my wrath...

LindsIsTightK
Hehehehehe evil face

Look at this...........

Phoenix
My... poor... eyes...

LindsIsTightK
hahaha, I thought that pic was funny...........

cermiestar
huh?

yerssot
guess you are wink

LindsIsTightK
interesting...........

Phoenix
*gossip*

LindsIsTightK
I don't know whats going on in here, I just wanted to make a post.~

Phoenix
none of us know what is going on here...

LindsIsTightK
ok well then i dont feel so left out........

Phoenix
big grin

cermiestar
aw yerss....embarrasment

Phoenix
again i say.... *gossip*

yerssot
really phoe? are you sure??? stick out tongue

Phoenix
BARNEY MUST DIE!!!

Smllfry247
they have barney in england i thought that was a us thing oh well he sux

robincooper
barneys in england!!!!!! i never seen him???????

robincooper
whats wrong with him anyway?

Smllfry247
he is a big happy purple dinosaur!! You tell me whats wrong with him?

bigbadbike2
Can Barney Regenerate!?

Smllfry247
well... not that you can see

J_To_The_P
Of course Barney can regenerate! All stupid annoying purple bastards CAN regenerate! laughing out loud

Celsius
lets hope he can't. otherwise he may build a massive army of barnys and try to yake over the world. then there will be a terminator 4 movie, but with barny's.


Banynator "Sarah connor?"

Sarah Connor "Yes"

Barnynator "I love you, you love me......"

SpikeSpiegel
I heard that barney's song was a form of torture or something neway BARNEY MUST DIE!!!

Celsius
where was it a form of torture?

SpikeSpiegel
i dunno but it seems like it "I love you, You love me we all live in a happy family" thats enough to make a perfectly sane person go mad.

*jumps around the room screeming until men come in with straight jacket*

Celsius
Its worse that the chineese water torture!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

GroundedAgain
i hate you, you hate me,
let's get together and kill barney,
with a great big whack,
and a two by four,
we'll knock Barney out the door

fight the power!!!!!!!!!!!

SpikeSpiegel
lol thats pretty good.

cermiestar
chinese water torture.....isn't that the one where they drip water on your head one drop at a time and it makes you go insane?

GroundedAgain
no... what you're thinking of is the sh*tty old gym they got up here at my school. we canceled 3 home games this season cuz the roof leaked and the floor was dangerously wet.

Phoenix
let's ressurect the old Barney thread!

yerssot
he's still not dead?

Phoenix
*jumps up and down on Barney*

nope!

yerssot
say ... phoe... I help killing him, you help with the bunnies...

Phoenix
*jumps up and down on yerss*

cermiestar
thread from the dead! another one!

yerssot
I take that's a no?

cermiestar
barney's scary!

yerssot
we should send krueger to him

G.P
Barney would frighten Krueger...Let's sent, umm..., Bob the Builder !

yerssot
byggmester!!!!!!!!!

G.P
I beg your pardon ???

yerssot
byggmester bob!

G.P
Oh I see...Is it a good sign ???

yerssot
it's perfect! I like byggmester smile bygg-mes-ter smile

cermiestar
kreuger's scarier than barney....adn bob is the scariest embarrasment

yerssot
how can he be??

cermiestar
because he carries a toolkit around with him wherever he goes.....

yerssot
what's scary about that?

cermiestar
tools=weapons

yerssot
it's not that he's driving a car and tries to hit you ... again wink

cermiestar
that too smile *looks around nervously for approaching cars*

yerssot
*grabs big stopsign and stands next to cermie*

cermiestar
big grin good thinking

yerssot
always a first time for everything

cermiestar
laughing out loud

Phoenix
Bob's toolbox is freaky.... i mean, what's in there? there could be... *gasp* ...helium balloons!

yerssot
*highsqueeled voice*
no, I checked that

cermiestar
sing "follow the yellow brick road!"

yerssot
who's wearing the red shoes cermie?

Phoenix
"follow the yellow brick road"

Phoenix
"Follow the yellow brick road!"

Phoenix
"Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!"

Phoenix
"Ding, dong, the Witch is dead!"

Phoenix
"Which old Witch?"

Phoenix
"The wicked witch!"

Phoenix
"Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead!"

Phoenix
"We're off to see the wizard..."

Phoenix
"...the wonderful wizard of Oz!"

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