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Okay, here it is. Here is the Official Social Thread of Ep-ii.co.uk.

There are only two rules: behave and nothing's off topic.

I rebuilt this bar from memory, it is very nostalgic to me. The original Blue Milk Bar is where I first met Dim. You can order drinks at the bar, sit where-ever you like. There are tables, the fluffy pillows in the back. We have an intergalactic jukebox and there's a stage if anyone cares to perform. As for the rest, Gundy is the cook here. You can order your chicken with her. And you can make up your own drinks. One is one the house: the illustrious Maultini.

Chocks away, chums.

queeq abides

When did you meet Dim? Was she already a member here? BTW,I'm under age.

A long time ago on a board far far away.

Here, youngster, have some milk.

queeq abides

Chicken, anyone ??

Can mine be chocolate?

Chocolate milk or chocolate chicken ?

A little bit of both.

Okay..Wynock fingers please! oh..and a blue milk smoothie..

Wow...how weird...the that is where we met isn't it... Boy, all the things I did in there *blushes and plops down in a booth*

I'll have a pint of Klingon bloodwine and a shot of Romulan Ale for my buddy.....um, sorry wrong board <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="">

That's allright. We have Maultini's, Screaming Podracers and Flaming Wookiees. Take a pick or make up your own.

Please, Dim, do not remind me what you did in there. The others will be asking questions and I'd be too embarassed to tell. I'm already embarassed being reminded to that.

Oh, Gundy, DD might be in any moment. Make sure we have plenty of chicken.

queeq abides

Yeah and I want another be..verage.

What kind?

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Did you know him before or after you came here, Dim?

Can I have a flaming wookkie, but make it low fat.

Sorry, RC..you came to the wrong place for low fat food. Blue plate special at the blue milk bar today is: crusty breaded mon calamari fingers with Kitster's secret sauce, Admiral Ozzel's triple decker last stand sandwich with BBQ jawa chips, and Chewie's chocolate crossbows, everybody's favorite cookie !! Of course there's always plenty of chicken...

OK, give me an Ozzel!

I knew queeq before EJ..

Cook!, Where's my fingers?!

Melmackian Martini! Wrong sci-fi episode, sorry <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=""> , the only American show I watched!! How about Tauntaun Fingers!! Eat Tawntawn, not chiken!

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Hmmmm Calamari with marinara sauce...Yummy!

Its Calamari so it should be Cocktail sauce, eh?

What's tonight's special?

well...It's looking like it's Jonce...
*hands EJ a Blue Milk Smooth and mixes a Screaming Podracer for UBH*

*walks in and sees the crowd*

Wow, this place was a great idea. Gundy-dear, can you take the Wampa-steaks out of the freezer, I'd love some.

*makes himself a Maultine, PK-style*

Down the hatch and good health to you all ! *gulps it down and tunrs on the Jukebox with Weird Al's SW song*

queeq abides

OK, so how does that quote thingy work?

UBH, have you done what I think you just did ??? Have you confessed to watching......ALF ?????!!!!!

(Gundark rolls on floor hysterically) Ahem, so did I. Hehehe.

Yes, queeq darling, the Wampa steaks are thawing and I have some SPECIAL mushrooms to serve with them. Tonights specials include Spicy Tusken Kabobs, served on mini gaffi sticks (you get to keep the sticks !!), Deep Fried Ewok Ears, Lando's Linguini (which will give you the worst case of Bespin gas you've ever had), and Vader's Tater's, double baked and stuffed with Gungan head cheese. Take-outs available.

Hehehehe...I had a traumatic Alf experience...but I'll spare you the details..
*looks around to see if anyone's watching and pours a little bit of marinara sauce on Jonce*

YOU will eat anything, won't you?

And I told that guy with the chicken truck not to deliver at lunchtime when we're so busy...(Gundark wanders away, muttering to herself)

*pulls out his tommy blaster from behind the bar*

Ah, I've missed this little fellow. *starts cleaning the blaster and then puts up the 'No Blasters... but me'-sign*
Sorry guys, house rules.

I'll have one of them gaffi sticks, Gundy, to go with my steak. Okay, here's a special drink for anyone with a strong throat: Glen Dagobah Single Malt.
That'll put hair on your chest. You want one, Dim?

queeq abides

I guess I settle for some salty roasted toydarian nuts, and a gundark pretzell. I swallow it dow with queeq`s Glen Dagobah simgle malt, no hair though.
capice!!!

Opening weekend was a big success, queeq-darling. How about getting the cantina band over here for Super Bowl ?

Yup, I'll eat anything

And what are YOU doing up at 3:18 am, Dimmy dear ???

I don't know...I must have gone crazy I can't sleep.

Oh well, there's really no concept of time while you're in here.

No concept of time, hmm... just like space then!!!

Looks like the ANBMB turned into a night club with Dimmy hanging out here in the middle of the night. I have some weird experiences with that. You did behave now, didn't you Dimmy?

Here's your Glen Dagobah, finti. And drinks are on me, as usual in the weekend.

queeq abides

See Dim, I told you they'd notice if you started sleeping here.

Bags I get the couch!!!

Oh, she SLEPT here? That's a relief...

queeq abides

Oh Shuddup!

And here I am at work again, surround by piles of paperwork and what am I doing ? Stopping by the ANBMB again. Hmmm...wonder if I can handle a screaming podracer at 10:25 a.m. ???

Well Im off work now so can just relax have a Glen Dagobah ale and a milkshake.(bantha milk).
Cheers *and I kicked Ted Dansons butt*

And I'm just about to head home!!!

Awwwwww, shaddup, you two !!

Two more working days to weekend, I will welcome this one I will sleep to well at least to I wake

Okay, you lost me there, finti. Please speak in basic nonsense rather than gibberish. Thanks.

Ok, I will since you so politely requests.
Man aint I mr nice guy

OK, guess drinks are on me today then! Give me something squishy.

*hands RC a chuba*

I think I will have to file a special request to the mods. This place is getting very cosy, but in 50 more posts it will be closed. Can't you make another exception and keep this one open for a little while longer... *gulps down a triple Glen Dagobah*... like for ever?

Oh, I just brought in a fresh load of Mynock filet. Gundy will make her infamous Mynock Munchies tomorrow. Better start ordering now!

queeq abides

Mmmmmm...the weekend is coming...better double up on those Mynock Munchies.

(Gundark sits at bar after dinner crowd has left, slams down another screaming podracer. "Give me a shot of Hair of the Wookiee"

Yummy, I like Chubas...

Weekend!!!! I`ll have the famous outrages and exellent Glen Dagobah ale. Cheers everyone.
Drinks on me.
*finti is wondering what Shelly Long doing behind the bar
fells like some sort of dejavu*

Weekend???? I have another day at the office. Most of us have. Lease refrain from saying such things on a Thursday in the future.

*gulps down a quadruple Glen Dagobah and writes it down on finit's tab*

queeq abides

(Gundark puts arm around queeq and whispers in his ear) queeq-darling, I believe you're getting a little tipsy...you also spelled finti's name wrong on the tab. And besides, Thursday is practically Friday cause I have Friday on the brain all day on Thursday. Here, queeq, try a shot of this.."The Emporer's Own"

Yeah put it on FINIT`s tab(he-he) He is as unknown to me as this Michael Jordan dude.
*finti looks down at his brand new Nike shoes and wonders who is this jumping guy called air something while he swallows another Glen dagobah ale and a milkshake.*

Well, folks it only seems fitting that I should make my 1000th post at the ANBMB. Drinks are on me !!!!!

*queeq gets up from behind the bar with a huge hang-over, sees he misspelled finti's name on the tab and changes it quickly*

My head! That's the last time I'll have a quadruple Glen Dagobah followed by 'The Emperor's Own'. Uuggh.

Hey, what's that? Gundy-dear has made Master! Yeah, baby, groovy! You're skills are now complete. Indeed you are powerful as I had foreseen.

Drinks are on me, as usual in the weekend.

queeq abides

Well master gundark drinks are on me since I`m just a puny jedi padawan......Soon to be knighted.
Cheers....*Norm everybody does know your name shut up!!*

Gundy, Does that mean that we have another troublsome Master to deal with now.

I was troublesome before I became a master, RC..where have you been ??? At least I didn't make a topic out of it like queeq.

And we love you for it...

Well, there is clearly a difference in greatness here. Since I am the true Master, my reaching 1000 DESERVED a thread on its own. Gundy is still my apprentice and I didn't give her permission.

queeq abides

Yes, my master.... (Gundark pours herself another screaming podracer)

You know.....we all ASSUMED it was blue milk Luke was drinking...like we also ASSUMED it was scrambled eggs he was taking off the platter on the table. It looked like milk and it sounded like milk when he poured it. BUT....was it really blue MILK ??????

Hmmmmm...I think I shall call you Gundark the Philosopher

Generalisation we all assumed. I never gave it a second thought .Blue Milk, now you got me wondering here. Maby cow disease in space!

Well, finti, would you rather take your little stool and bucket out to the Bantha barn or the Dewback barn.

Nah thats to Amish, by the way aint You(Gundark) from Pennsylvania.

Yes I'm from PA, but queeq and I already went over this Amish thing cause he farts tulips and lives in a windmill. Yeesh....some people make things so confusing.

*mental note* I have some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird friends

But TRUE AND DEVOTED friends who understand why you like the guy with the glasses and the flannel shirt who created this funny little world we can't escape from.

Just think, if some film nerd hadn't started making a movie in 1974 we might never have all hooked up in cyperlife.... Now, let's see, is that a good thing???

RC, how can you even ask that ??? Look at all those happy people up there !!!

Yeah, well it can also get you in to trouble, of that I have no doubt.

What kind of trouble?

Maybe RC is referring to our boisterous visitor.

Who? Boisterous visitor what.......ahh lights up I get it!!
*the mighty norse jedi is pleased with himself and takes a Glen dagobah ale and a milkshake*

finti, I forsee you shall become a great jedi master...

Yes I know!!!!
*finti slaps the head of the person calling him conceited*
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Its only 1:15 at work...boy could I use a screaming podracer.

I could use about 20. Just keep em coming, they help me forget.

They do? Maybe I can down 50 of them and go back to grammar school!

*Ratcat slides under the table and begins to snore.*

*walks in, sees a snoring RC and puts a blanket over him*

OK here it is:

SPECIAL REQUEST FOR MODS

Can we please keep the bar open longer than 100 posts. Obviously this bar is a great success and we're just getting started really.

And to add to my arguments: free drinks for all mods.

queeq abides

Hmm...that may work on the gutter mods, queeq

Are there any other mods?

queeq abides

Unless we move to the "Newly Renovated All New Blue Milk Bar" after 100 posts.

I'll suck up to Dim some more and we'll be alright.

queeq abides

Maybe you should create a "JC lounge" in the back just for members. Talk about sucking up.

Great idea. Except.... we'd not be allowed to enter when the coven meets. So how will we serve them?

queeq abides

I notice that the mods haven't yet deemed to give you comment on you +100 posts suggestion.

I wonder just how long a tread has to get before it becomes unmanagable by the ezboard system.

Yes, even queeq the master must bow to the ezboard Gods.

Wrong, I defy them.

And the emergency suck up system is already functioning. The bar must stay. It is all I have.

You could be a little more supportive though. Ask UBH, ask Dim, ask the most high Raz if the bar may continue above 100.

queeq abides

Save the bar posters have been put up..
*finti kicking away a greenpeace activist* x2

That's the spirit, finti. Thanks

queeq abides

I have an infinite amount of recipes...

Now all we need is to keep the bar open after 100+. Mods have mercy on us...

queeq abides

Hmmmm...neither the Mods nor the Gods have spoken queeq, I think they're keeping you in suspense.

Oh I guess we'll let you live a little longer...if you're nice to us

YIPPIEEEEEE! Free drinks for the mods forever. Next week Gundy and I will open the special JCF Lounge there in the back. That's a serious improvement compared to that crummy place you have now. In there there will many soft pillows, soft music, entertainment droids, the works... Except for drinks, you have to come here to get them since we're not allowed inside.

queeq abides

* the entire gang sings:99 bottles of Glen Dagobah ale on the wall.*

Okay...I want my free drink now!

I'll have one as well.........on the house of course!

(Gundark rushes around, making drinks.) Now where are those darn entertainment droids....hmmmm...this could be interesting.

OK, so when do we get the ANBMB dance floor.....

All I have to do is to hook up the floor lights and then we're ready to go.

Here, Maultini's Special Editions for the Mods and Owner who have bestowed this tremendous honour upon me and the lady of the house (yes, I mean Gundy ) to keep the bar open. We even have Grand Master Raz's consent, so a double for him.

A free Flaming Wookiee for RC and deep fried Mynock wings for everyone to nibble on.

And Gundy, the entertainment droids are for guests only...

queeq abides

Hi everyone, Queeq, Dim, I'm visiting from far, far away. How is everyone? What's shaking?

Unfortunately nothing until queeq gets the dance floor up and running...*taps foot*

Come ooooooooooooon....I wanna dance.

While we're waiting, I'll have a blue milk smoothie and an order of Pedro's famous galactic turkey sandwiches, please.

(Gundark emerges from the kitchen carrying steaming trays heaped with Vader's Tater's, Solo's Super Spicy Nachos (with extra jalapenos, of course), Wampa burgers with the works, and of course, lots of Glen Dagobah Ale) Hey everybody, the band just landed....they'll be skyhopping right over from the spaceport...lets eat !!!

*hops over the counter and makes a smoothie for keo*


Where are all the boys tonight?..I wanna dance!

I am already on the dancefloor, confused though because siths don`t dance I thought all the colored lights where lightsabers.
*takes a glen dagobah ale and a milkshake*

*welds the final pieces of the dance floor lighting together, plugs it in, a few major sparks light up the room and the lights are working. queeq turns on the intergalactic jukebox and the lights respond to the rythm*

There, and now I'll make that Turkey Sandwich keo wanted. I'm going to have to teach Gundy to make them as well.

Keo, nice to see you visiting around here. The more the merrier, hehehehe. Is does look a little like the original Blue Milk Bar, doesn't it keo.

queeq abides

(Gundark looks in hot chicken wing pot, sees its empty) Hmmmmm...that had to be DD...where's DD ??!! I have to inspect his fingers !!

Oops, DD's in BIG trouble this time.

*pours himself a Glen Dagobah*

Now, where's Dim? I kinda like to dance with her.

queeq abides

I'm here!!!
*steps toward queeq, slips on the slick floor and falls on her rump*
*scowls*

Uh-oh...you okay, Dimmy ? queeq, you better check your insurance policy.

*Picks up Dim*

May I have this dance?

Hey, I was dancing with her. How rude.

Sorry Dimmy, better wear rubber soles next time. Or dry your feet after you step out of the shower.

Sorry about that. I will never wax the floor again. Drinks are on me, as usual in the weekend.

queeq abides

Sorry queeq, be my guest. I was just worried you were gonna leave he stuck on the flor like that.....

Thanks for picking her up, dude, but you were a little too quick for me. Desperate?

*starts dancing the socks off of Dim*

queeq abides

Desperate?!?!?!?! Hmmmmmmm, obviously you don't know me THAT well.

*RC leans back against the bar and picks up his glen dagobah*

Hide your toes Dim queeq have wodden clogs on and you dont want him to step on your foot with them on.
*queeq`s dance reminds finti of Pinocchio, oh this dance have an bad ending I can feel it, and what a feeling.*

*RC finishes drink and heads out the door*

*queeq spins Dim around until she's dizzy*

Hehehehe...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

RC...whawhere ya gogoing?

*RC returns with trio of Twi'lek dancers*

Hey RC, who's the....girls?

*RC nods to the three Twi'leks*

OK girls, Now!

*The Three Twi'lek Assasins grab queeq and drag him out the door.*

*RC tips his hat to Dim*

May I have this dance?

*Pulls Dim into the center of the dance floor and force flicks the juke box*

Time for a party!

*nods*

They aren't really going to hurt him right?

*Grabs Dim in both arms and whirls her onto around the dance floor.*

Nah, they'll just put him 'On Ice' for a little while...

I hear Hoth is lovely this time of year.

Well I live on hoth and global warming has f....d up the weather nothing is normal. * finti puts on a red and black sith shorts.*

*lets herself be whirled around*
Oh really?..hmmm
*hears a crash in the back*
I'm sure he can take care of it....He's a beardi after all.

Cool shorts, finti. Standard issue Sith gear ?

indeed.This is the sith out in the Tattooine sun gear now to be used in Norway winter time(HOTH) since we have no winter.
*finti opens the freezer to get the snowball he made two years ago, aiming it at the jukebox, Ratcat put on a jawa boyband. They`re called "Back dune boys"*

*With a barely perceived motion RC force grabs the snowball and hurls it out the door.*

Finti, your duplicity is discoverd. Now let Dim and I enjoy our dance.

*Pulls Dim closer and smiles to self*

Who is TC?
*finti looks at the jukebox uses the force to put on the imperial march*
And evil is lurking in the background

*RC uses the force to flip Finti on his back and motions to the Juke Box, the cool sounds of Mody start to play*

Care for a drink Dim?

*stumbles out of the rubble Dim just threw him into, more dead than alive, stumbles to the bar and passes out behind it*

queeq abides

Barkeep, have a drink on me to recover"

(Gundark plugs in Tommy's Les Paul gold top limited edition electric guitar, force kills the jukebox and starts laying out some cool licks) "Hey Dimmy and RC....NOW DO YA WANNA DANCE ???????"

*covers her ears in preparation* Hmmmmm...sure Gundy..

*walks behind the bar to check on the still passed out queeq,drags him to a booth and puts a blankie over him, ruffling his hair before she heads to the bar*


I'd love a drink RC

Barkeep! Two of your finest Glen Dagobahs...... Barkeep! Barkeep?

*Looks at quueq snoring in his booth*

Oh yeah...

*Leaps over bar and grabs two Glen Dagobahs, throughs a handful of credits on the bar. Hands one to Dim*

Cheers Hon!

Evil still lurking in the background
*queeq farted and nobody knew*

Hmmmm...that's why it smells like cheap tulips in here...hey, RC, that's IMPERIAL credit...you can't use that in here !!!

queeq-darling, wake up....you're getting stiffed...and you're also getting stiff, I think.

*RC looks directly at Gundark*

Imperial Credits will be fine.

No, they won'ta.

Jeez Gundy, never took you to have a little Hutt in ya.

*Reaches into pocket*

You got change of a 100,000 Republic Credit Note?

*still passed out, having visions of Elysian Fields*

queeq abides

*Wonders when queeq became such a wuss*

Hey queeq, get over it man, there are thirsty people here...