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Just talk about anything, nothing is off topic here!!

About time!

Well, you were clearly having an anti-offtopic moment, quite rightly so, therefore I thought it was fitting.

Why on earth are we on-topic???

Getting back off-topic....did anyone see X1 do X2??
Replace X1 with a noun and X2 with a verb!

I really want to say RC is the noun and Dim is the verb cos I know she'll kill me for it and I just wanna make trouble......

Unfortunately Dim is a noun, so the sentence would be invalid.
Although your intention has been duly noted!

Somebody go fetch Mrs RC, quickly....RC is acting like that again!

Clearly you missed todays exciting installment of my life on the forum then...

Why? Did she visit today?

No, read Mistakes, mistakes if you want the lowdown.

I'm sorry to hear it, RC.
We'll say no more...

So, back to being off topic then. Hmmm, this is harder than it looks.

*Suddenly has new found respect for queeq and Gundy*

Nice sabre.....but slightly to large?

Did you get jealous of King Jedi?

It's 19K and will probably be smaller once I'm done with it. Besides, it's only 6 pixels taller than Dims and only 50 pixels wider...

I don't know..somehow I don't feel that big

"Don't ya hate pants?"

Oh, they have the uses.

The Sith have returned and in greater number. Congrats and welcome to the Dark Side RC. I am very proud of you. THis will be a day long remembered, it has seen the end of RC's goodness and will soon see the end of Raz.

(Gundark wanders in with queeq's drycleaning) Here you go, master, your new black robes are ready. Hmmm...the off-topic topic. My dream come true !!!!

BTW, totally cool sig, RC.

"Disco Stu likes disco music,"-Disco Stu

Did anybody watch (on the USA network) Attila the Hun ?

No....don't have US TV....

Whose going to win the Best Pic Oscar? CT,HD?

Gladiator.

And there already was an off-topic topic: the ANBMB.

I hate to disagree but the ANBMB is a topic about the goings on at an exclusive Star Wars drinking establishment.

Tsk, there's always one...

I find watching busy ant hills in the summertime fascinating.

I once had a denim jacket with the words Go Commando plastered across the back...

I went to Wal-Mart last night around 1am with some friends, man it was great. We found a 12-pack of Mountain Lightning for $1.88

What's Mountain Lightening?

Canned vomit.

Twelve.

Look, I was there and I saw it all. OK?

HA HA HA HA!!!! MINERS!!! All running along happily as they roll seaweed in their teeth. I guess Uncle Billy really could do his rounds as a fisherman while riding a go-kart full of mittens. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I would say "MUGGED OFF!" but then you wouldn't know what I was talking about, so I shall just stick with the marbles.

OK, so may this wasn't the smartest idea I ever had. I said of topic, not mindless mumble

Mountain Lightning is a cheap rip-off of Mountain Dew, it tastes good, considering its so cheap. Anyhoo, I was just outside playing basketball, I shot 100 free throws and made 74.

Explain guys and Mountain Dew to me...

Mountain Dew is 7UP rip off, guys are just guys.
74 out of 100 is no good at least that was what a dude named ehhh Michael Jordan or something whispered in my ear.
He wore cool Puma gear though

Mountain Dew isn't a 7Up rip off, they are NOTHING alike at all.

I just walked outside and saw the sun was not out today. Guess the sparrow won't fly back today, unless my mail comes in on time.

Yes it may, but only if you use toothpicks...

They are both green arent they?

My cat said its first word today....."meow". The only weird thing is that I don't have a cat!

All the clouds are pink and fluffy.

Madness reigns wherever Sanity is out for lunch.

And to achieve a good tasty batch of madness, mix equal parts of chaos and mayhem.

Hey! That was MY recipe!!!!

Or does Sanity rule, while Madness is out for lunch???

This topic is nauseatingly weird!

Ahem, I did not start this topic. Mayhem much prefers to jump in the middle of a thread to stir things up than to start from scratch.

That's almosgt an admission of nothing original to say.

March Madness, its coming.......

Madness as in general madness in here or are you referring to basketball?

Basketball should be played in the nude!

Thongs are out this season.

Gundy is right though, usually we disrupt topics. And here there is nothing to disrupt. A true domain of evil it is.

The basketball March Madness of course. My UK Wildcats are finally starting to play good and a Final Four appearance is to be expected.

I thought you were referring to basketball, JO, but I just wasn't sure.

A domain of evil, eh queeq ? mmmmm...I love it here.

See! You just had to get used to the complete free abandonment of the place....

Now it sounds like a 2 month vacation on a nude beach.

*RC sits back to wait and see if Gundy's gonna get neeked*

I'm from the good old USA, remember ? You over there are supposed to be the ones with no inhibitions.

During my stay in Arkansas Scandinavians was ranked as nationalities with the lowest moral on earth. This was used in a sermon by the preacher at The Assembly of God church.
Watch your daugthers around them because they have nudie beaches over there.
What a laugh it only got us more attantion by the girls when their preacher warned them against us.

It's too cold to go swimming naked in Norway.

Oasis is touring North America this summer with the Black Crowes. Man, thats going to be a great show. Oh and I shot another 100 free throws yesterday, I made 83. My goal is 90.

Free throws? Of what?

you dont have to swim just because you ar on a beach. And cold water would not be a bad idea at a nudie beach

Free throws as in basketball, queeq.

Congrats, JO, I'm impressed.

And finti, cold water would be an extremely BAD idea at a nude beach. You know, shrinkage and all.

well some of us need it to shrink so others wont get a complex .

While the seal sings in my backyard, I think it's time to feed my bicycle again.

I'm going to have to leave now. There's not enough room in here for all of us and finti's ego.

But you can't shrink, Gundy. Only melt.

ego, she said ego hu hu hu hu cool.
"why do birds sing......"
*finti kicks the jukebox, and it plays Millie Vanilli aaaahhhrrrgggggg!!! kicks the jukebox repeatadly, ah Dreadlock Holliday with 10cc, nice.

Thou is standing on the thinest of ice, queeq-darling

"Thou ART", Gundy-dear, "Thou ART".

Just remember, queeq, death means lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever.

Already happening on another post, Gundy.

Yeah, but now you have a tommy blaster....

which can be used against him in a court of law if he decides not to remain silent.

Well that ain't ever gonna happen is it.

oh I don't know about that....(Gundark whips out large roll of duck tape)

OMG, Gundys going on a taping spree!!!!!

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I`m just to smooth for duck tape.

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*pulls out a big knife at and grabs queeq*

*panics*

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Dang, made 79 last night. Oh well, the UK Wildcats jumped all the way from #22 last week to #13 this week. All I have to say is thank god for Tayshaun Prince.

You only do one set of 100 a night, one time a week?

I always shoot at least 100, just to judge about what my percentage would be. I shoot whenever I have time and the weather is permitting, its been cold lately.

Well at least you won't have to shave for awhile, queeq. Looks like that duct tape pulled most of the hair on your face right out by the roots. Here, try this cooling alcoholic after shave.

Okay, thanks, Gundy how nice of you...

*puts after shave on*

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GUNDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

OOPS...sorry, queeq. Here, put this nice hot towel on your face to soothe you skin.

*in excruciating pain*

Thanks.

*puts hot towel on his face*

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GUUUU-UUUUU-DYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh queeq, don't be such a baby. I'm digging in my skeleton closet for my first aid book, just a minute.

While you're in there, let Starsky and Hutch out. I think they've been in there long enough.

I can't believe I admitted that. I'll be taking that one to my grave.

Too late. I just saw them slipping away around the corner.

Don't feel so bad Gunny..I bet queeq wanted to be Starbuck

Huh? He wanted to make coffee?

Capuccino's.

Actually, I wanted to be Luke.

I want to be a king, maby I shal challange our Monarch and kick him off the trone. King Finti sovereign of the norse.
Hmmm I can go for that. A king Sith kind of remind me of someone else.....who?

Queen Elisabeth?

no, try another. And get it right this time or I go down to Holland and pull the plug in your dijks.

Ooooh, I'm so scared. This thread's dead anyway.

Twilight is upon this thread and soon night must fall.

Closing Topic....

If you want to do more off topic stuff then check out queeqs thread.

Originally posted by Zebedee


Nice bump there hero