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ok,ok I know what you're all thinking," JM, you said you coudln't type anymore", well, I'm too damn stressed to give you the details, EJ should have told the council what happened, and that's all that matters.

Okie doke....*looks around for EJ*

Merc, was it Monday or Tuesday nights "Simpson's" that had the Jiminny jillikers episode?

it was the radioactive ma

Oh crap...I forgot Merc... sorry.

Oh yeah, I e-mailed you about that Merc, but you gave me such weird answers that I left it at that.

queeq abides

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what?? you're completeley off subject queeq

So EJ, what happened to delivering Mercs message.

If you're happy yo send it to me Merc at [email protected] I'll deliver it to the JC for you.

well, it's not like EJ failed to deliver the message, he can still do it

OK, but the offer is there.

I was busy talking to my g/f and just forgot...sorry guys.

Ooooo, EJ's in love.

Well, it's the right time of year for it. Good on ya!

Off topic is my new job descripting. It's official now. The mods gave me a new rep: Chaos. Now I have to live up to it.

Well thanks, RC. She's not officially my g/f but I'm working on it.

Well, take a break from working on her and post Mercs thing....

*RC dieing of curiosity..*

Working on her? Come one EJ, I'm pretty sure you get a normal job.

He just said that the doctors made a mistake really.

So I was not off topic. What was the mistake?

Love is a curious animal EJ, can make you do things you'd never normally dream of. But then again, that's half the fun.

Hark at Grand Uncle RC..

Yeah I know...I said some pretty sappy stuff that I never would normally say....and I regret it...well sort of.

Hey, I good at sappy stuff. Nothing wrong with being a great, big softy when the timing is right.

Could you give me some pointers?

Yes, give us all some pointers.

But queeq, why would you want them?

To teach my sons.

Ah, worried the old progeny won't cut it with your old hacks huh?

I never had any. I guess I'm lucky to have a wife at all.

Don't even get me started on that one.......

Just remind me never to get married again.

Oops. Troubles in paradise?

Dunno, paradise is a long way away and a long time ago.

Oooooooooooookay. Sounds like the old saying "Home Sweet Home" does not really seem to apply anymore.

Nah, just that home is somewhere else.

Tell me when you find it. Or fix it.

Huh? Tell you, I doubt that.

I think a future as a nomad is my lot in life...

A nomad? That's sounds depressing. How does your wife feel about that? Or will she join you?

Well I doubt that. One word: Seperation.

Oh... that IS depressing. No more chance of fixing it?

OK, I wasn't gonna air my dirty laundrey in public, but as you ask.

After three years of "trying to fix it" it has becopme apparent that it isn't gonna happen. A discussion was had 6 months ago, and affirmed during Christmas.

We have learnt that expensive holidays, money and babies do not a happy marriage make if both parties have such different outlooks on life as to be in direct contention with each other. Things are proceeding amicably and by April/May time it will be formalised. Don't get me wrong, we're still good friends but that's what it is, and has been for the best part of 4 years.

As I am not the greatest for timing, other events have also intervened but they are VERY seperate to what is happening between my wife and I. In fact, they didn't materialise in my eyes until after the situation with my marraige was well and truly out there.

Now you all know, so feel free to judge me!!!

Why would we judge you. Looks like you tried. I just find it sad when people break up, especially when kids are involved. But I'm pretty sure you feel the same way.

Yeah, well it ain't the greatest of situations but what's to do.

Word to the wise, having a baby does NOT fix a marriage.... But it doesn't stop you loving that baby with all you heart.

Of course not, but I already knew that babies don't fix marriages. The married people do... but not always obviously.

I would never judge another person about the homefront. That would to me be invading of privacy.

Yeah, what did someone once say?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of time...

Every cloud has a silver lining.

After rain comes sunshine.

Thanks, brings a little optimism in here.

Hmmmm..okay..now that we all feel better..back on topic
*watches flowers pop up*

EJ still hasn't said what's going on with Merc.

No, but Merc did...

The doctors made a mistake.

Hence the subject title, and I think we're on topic if the subject is mistakes, don't you?

I still don't know. I asked him twice via e-mail, but I got such strange answers back. So what was the mistake?

I think basically whatever they saw wan't what they thought or something.

To be honest, I'm inclined just to let it go and welcome Merc back into the fold and get on with being a forum.

He's always been welcome in my book. I am just a little concerned if he's allright. And even that's not very clear.

Well, I agree.

uh oh, queeq and RC agree, this must be bad!!!

I don't know exactly what the deal was, I'm just glad he is now abole to return to our little gang of miscrients....

So do I.

And for us agreeing, it just shows your journey to the Dark Side is complete.

You better believe it.

*demonic laughter*
Now add Panic to your name and take your place at my side.

Hey, where's the sig, it seems to be gone.

Ahem, pardon me for stumbling onto this topic for the first time, I was busy posting off topic other places.

First of all, Merc, I hope the mistake your doc made was to your advantage and you are all a-okay now.

RC, my sincerest regrets and hope you both find happiness apart and in continued friendship. I would never judge you nor your wife as I would never judge anyone's relationship. Its your business and no one else's, but you always know you can come here for a smile and a good laugh (usually at queeq's expense)

Go ahead. Feel free to abuse me... if that makes you feel better.

queeq, I would never dream of abusing you old chap. I'll leave that the the ladies, they are much more skilled at it than I could ever be.

Hey, finti, here's another one I could sing to queeq, "I will always be king of pain..."

OK, who let the Rock chick in?

Chaos did. She's good, isn't she?

Yeah, but in a situation like this I always think that Life is a Lemon and I want my money back...

Sorry, we don't do that here. Should have read the small print.

I'm just too good to you, I set em up, you knock em out...

You make it sound like scoring is easy. I have all the eyes of the forum looking at me and your set-ups are not always great. But I ALWAYS score. *cheering crowd*

Yeah, but at least you pick up on them. So just can't see the woods for the trees.

Lately have a problem understanding what you're trying to say.

*Throws himself at queeqs feet*

OK!, I can't take it any longer, YOU are MY Master.......

There, there. It's allright, you'll get your badge soon, my young apprentice.

Hey, RC, I'VE got the seat to the right of the throne..you can have that little footstool with the doughnut at queeq's feet.

OH can I, oh goody....

*THINKS: They'll never guess my cunning deception.*

(Gundark reaches out with the force...) queeq, you better examine the true nature of your new apprentice.

*Clears Mind and thinks:*

queeq is great
queeq is the master
queeq is my lord
I pledge my allegence to queeq
Gundark is gonna get it in a minute.

RC is what his sig says: worse. Of course he's out to betray us, Gundy. What did you think? But don't worry, you're strong enough to beat him up.

(Gundark sweeps open one side of her robe to reveal several spike-studded spatulas dangling from the inside)

Focus, always focus and clarity. Then the darkside you will overcome.

What darkside ? These are meat tenderizers, silly.

Hey, they'll still hurt.....

But I need these for any hope of serving an edible rancor. Or gungan.

Or Dewback.

Nah, Dewbacks better is a stew than a roast.

ooooo, I agree. Good sized dewback, at least a 3 day stew.

That takes too long, better deep fry me a Mynock then.

Do you want that with or without the eyeballs ?

Hmmmmm, what do you recommend?

Their eyeballs are full of jelly..for what it's worth.

Ick. Thanks, Dimmy...I think I'm gonna need one of queeq's barf bags.

Here, it's only half full.

I'll have it with the eyes please.

Extra scales on mine please.

Crispy scales...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

With extra eye slime please

And if you have any of those Ronto toe nail clippings, they'd be great too.

They're gross when they're little boys and they're gross when they (don't) grow up.

Who you callin' gross? You cooked this stuff!!!

Well, in fact we were ordering it RC. Obviously she refuses to cook it up.

And Gundy, I never said I grew up.

Hmmm..my stomach is doing flip flops now..:/

Have a lifesaver.

Wow! They must be some flip flops.....

Twilight is upon this thread and soon night must fall.

Kaboom!