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theEvilJedi spammed my board so I'm here to return the favour
This is accually an excellent board, I thought I'd seen all the good Star Wars boards already.
Be nice to me and I may stick around
please visit the Forgotten Place

Welcome Jonce, we'll be gentle with you.

So the Forgotten Place is yours, eh? Not bad.

queeq abides

Spam? What is it with this food things?

You should check out his forum. His spam forum is pretty funny, too.

Welcome, Jonce.

When we heard about Alderaan, we feared the worst.

Welcome Jonce! Don't worry, we only bite occasionally.

I bite back

Hmmmm, this one's fiesty

I'll hold him down Dim, get the cattle prod!

*grabs a cattle prod*
Okay, what do I do now?!

Make him talk!

No, don't stick it there, he'll sing soprano for the rest of his life...

And look who's the first one in the gutter on this thread.

Oops!....Sorry Jonce

Gundy dear, I never even crawled out.

Ah yes, RC is right at home in his wretched hive of scum and villany.

Okay, Jonce, you've met the scum, I see. Now come and join the civilised batch of this forum.

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You numpties.

Numptie ? I don't know what that is, but I have a bad feeling about it.

I guess he refers to you gutter people.

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queeq, since when did you know the civilised bunch.

I AM the civilised bunch, RC. But it takes a civilised person to notice one.

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Yeah right...

*queeq voice* I'm soooooooooooooooooooo innocent

civilized to notice a civilized person, strange that I didn`t notice then

Hmmm...sounds like we're dividing into two groups here, civilized people and gutter people. Guess I'm too lazy to climb out of the gutter. A numptie sounds like something frozen on a stick. "Yes, mr. ice cream man, I'll have a root beer numptie with the chocolate center"

Numptie sounds more like a creation of Eddie Murphy.
*party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiime.*
what a great song that was

OK, me and Gundy can sit in the gutter. Hey Dim, ya comin'?

Well let queeq and finti strut their stuff up in the civilised world...

<Finti puts on a song with Joe Cocker>

*You`re lucky I`m a civilized man*

Now where did I put my Glen Dagobah Ale & Milkshake.

ahh cheers
*Kirsty Alley lurking in the backroom*

<Darth Daft walks in with his evil red glowing eyes and a crazy psychopathic Sith Chicken on his shoulder>

Welcome Jonce.........

Can I be Queen of the Gutter People?..Gunnie can be Supreme Chancilor and RC can be our trusty advisor

Our legions will take over the world bwhahahahahahahha!

*demonic chuckle: hehehe, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen, my apprentice is now Supreme Chancellor of the gutter*

*bright smile with devious tendencies* Excellent, Queen Dim, yes, I think you'll be an excellent ruler for those places. And you have chosen such trusty advisors, yes, you make a world for yourselves.

*poor himself and finti another Glen Dagobah* Well, I guess we can always pretend to be civilised.

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cheers queeq nice vintage on the glen dagobah
*puts on a cd with freddie mercury - Im the great pretender*
How about them gutter people down below

A numptie is local slang (Cumbria,England) for.....um...... a someone who has made a basic mistake or general foolishness.
If you where to drop your ice cream on your nans new carpet you'd be a numptie. If you danced like a pratt you'd be a numptie.

I'm right with ya, Dimmy !! These laz-y-boy recliners down here in the gutter were a great idea, but you and I might be fighting with RC for the remote control.

See, the "Gutters" are already divided. A kingdom that is divided cannot stand. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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The gutter kingdom shall never fall !!!

Yeah, we're already at the bottom...where else is there to go?..

See, queeq...that shows you how smart gutter people are.

Impressive, most impressive.

And yet... I have powers you cannot possibly imagine. If there is nothing lower than the gutter I will make it.

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I guess that would be gutter hell.

Hey, what happened to Jonce ? He said if we were nice, he'd stick around. I guess that makes us a bunch of numpties.

Good.

And gutter hell is way down. I won't let you stoop that low. I'll need my favourite apprentice later on.

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Jeez I disappear for a couple of days and your all hounding me. I don't see you posting on my board

Ah, the time... there is so little of it. We just decided to prolong your welcome party, Jonce, that's all.

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Will try to check out the forgotten place this weekend, Jonce.

its a Star Wars friendly board.

Sorry, I forgot about it.

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You'll have to excuse him, Jonce. He spends a little too much time tending bar at the ANBMB. And he's not polishing his tommy blaster back there either.

Not JUST polishing his tommy blaster.

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*hides face*

OKay..back on topic...whatever it is...I just won't want to continue alone THIS line...:/

OK, hello Jonce!

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Hello queeq. Shame you weren't called Queeg, Hollys alterego from Red Dwarf. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="">

Yeah, Yeah. Been there, done that.......

He's a distant relative...

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And distance can sometimes be a blessing, and sometimes a curse.....

Come rain or shine...for better or for worse.

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He's a poet and he didn't even know it!

You're pretty creative in your spelling too.

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Well, how can I compare to you eh queeq? I guess I shall just pale into insignifigance.

I know I'm pretty hard to match. It's a curse.
But don't pale, just give in to the Dark Side and take your place by my side.

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Nah, I'm having tooooooo much fun already.

It can never be enough.

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I'm back......

I don't have much time to post here what with looking after my own board and playing Diablo 2 online.
What are you gonna do when E2 is released??Episode-III Galactic Senate <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT="">

We already discussed that under another thread called "New Name". Looks like it's gonna stay this way. Who knows, a lot can happen in one year.