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Just added Oasis...(JediOasis, formerly JM...getting a little confusing )

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Wow...he's working in the costume department on the ep2 set. Cool.

I look drunk.....oh well, I probably was at the time.

Seems to me that thats the line just before and Oasis consert.

I wouldn't want to be drunk before an Oasis concert. I wouldn't remember seeing the greatest rock n' roll band of all time ...........well, maybe a close 2nd.

Close #2? They wouldn`t be in the top 300!
Liam is a windbag his songs couldn`t touch Lennons.

Oooohh, that's nasty, finti.

Anyway, welcome JediOasis. I think you have just won the award for fastest picture. And you do look a little spaced out to me. What do you smoke?

queeq abides

Why am I not surprised at hearing that question from a dutchman...

queeqer..JO is JediMaster3838 (just incase you didn't know)

He is?????? Why?

queeq abides

No, no, there is no why. No more will I teach you today.

Guess you'll tell me the circle is now complete, next, eh?

*yawn* Why am I not impressed.

queeq abides

Bet I could impress you with George's savings account number and his underwear size.

ehhh savings account number will do fine thanks.

Underwear size?...Gundy, what did I tell you about taking people's underwear! hehehhe

And what do I need his savings account number for? Doesn't the man have enough money?

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P.S. Do you look good in GL's underwear, Gundy?

Yes, I look FANTASTIC in George's underwear.

And I wasn't suggesting you make a deposit, queeqer, just a MASSIVE withdrawal. Then you could REALLY build your ANBMB.

Yes, we could use another wing, couldn't we Gundy-dear. But how do we make a withdrawal without his password. Maybe he embroidered it in his underwear. Please check.

queeq abides

Too late, queeq-darling, I already had them bronzed.

Well, unbronze it then. How else will be ever get rich?

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I'll have to send George a valentine. Get my foot in the door.

Oh yeah, I'm sure he'll be impressed...

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Gun, you're wearing his underwear...now I've heard it all!...I hope atleast you washed them...DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!

Oh, Dim, you tempt fate. And don't forget I AM FATE !! Okay, I won't answer that. However, I don't think you've heard it all. I'm sure we can get much much lower than this.

Oh, I don't know, I bet if you really tried....

I'm sure I could, I've never hit bottom yet.

Take my hand, Gundy, and let me show you the way.

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Queeq, Dim, are you there? I left you both emails and PMs, so I've got my eye on ya. Where is everyone? Who all has come to visit besides me?

Unders, GL's unders? how did we get to his personals?

Hey keo...Just me and queeqer..and yodaman everyso often..Pedro will read some..but he can come up with a name so he hasn't posted yet.



*hold up letter*
Gundy, GL's lawyers are demanding your return his personal property...:rollseyes

Before you return GL's personal property, please kindly pass them around so we all can put our seal of approval on them, for his posterity. lol

so, that's why I don't ever see Yodaman much anymore in the outer galactic lands, nor Pedro.....

yodaman hasn't been here that often.

(Gundark presents freshly laundered and starched GL's Fruit of the Looms for inspection and signatures)

I don't want to know where Gundy signs
*pulls out her pen*

She already did. Let's just stick to the outside, shall we. I don't think there's any room inside left.

queeq abides

Where would I be without Dim and queeq ?

Errr... in the gutter. Where you are now.

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How did my Scrapbook end up with GL's panties?...tell me that?

"Its not my fault"

Mysteries of the Sith.

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RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

Ingredients
1 queeq
1 Gundark

How to make

Just mix two ingredients together.
Leave to stew for a few minutes.
Let loose and watch mayhem commence.

Sounds good. I'll have two of those, please.

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Oh, come on RC...(although that was hilarious, man ) are we really THAT bad ?????

If that's all, I'm worried really.

queeq abides

I'm sure there's a few other ingredients in there..

Ooohhh, I wonder what they are....

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I dunno, but I hope they don't upset the flavour too much.

Why not?...makes the mayhem better.

What about the chaos?

Well if DD's around, he could add some chicken seasoning.

How about used engine oil?

queeq abides

Wookiee vomit ?

Whatever gets you on.

queeq abides

See, I TOLD you...

Told us what?

queeq abides

That you and Gundy together are a recipe for mayhem

Can't remember ever denying that.

queeq abides

No, I guess you didn't.

We're just tryong to redefine words like "mayhem" and "chaos". Quite innocent, really.

queeq abides

Not the question is...who's Mayhem and who's Chaos?

Chaos...interesting thing it is

I want to be chaos. I'll add it to my list of titles along with supreme chancellor of the gutter.

Looks like you chose Mayhem after all... Guess my secret name will be Darth Chaos from now on.

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Because wherever you go you cause it... Yeah, I can see that.

It's really not an easy job, you know. It's very hard work.

I have no idea what queeq is talking about. Yep, that's right, just here to comment on the topic. My, Dimmy, you're scrapbook is getting fuller all the time.

Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

What Dimmys Scrapbbok fill up or Gundy get on topic??

One is, the other isn't. I'll make sure of both.

I think I know which is which, but I am willing to be surprised...

I won't. I don't want to get your world turned up side down.

Been there, done that, waiting for them to make a T-Shirt...

I already had your shirt printed up for you, RC...here it is: I WENT TO AMSTERDAM TO VISIT MY FRIEND QUEEQ AND ALL I GOT WAS A PAIR OF HIS OLD WOODEN SHOES THAT DON'T FIT, A DEAD TULIP AND THIS STUPID T-SHIRT.

Hmmmmm...I want that!!!

But I don't have any friends in Amsterdam called queeq???

I don't live in Amsterdam.

I knew that.

*Ding dong*

Gundy: The witch is dead?

*Ding dong*

Gundy: Oh, the doorbell...

*opens door, there's a nice gentleman with a strange accent*

Delivery guy: Hello. Mrs. Mayhem?

Gundy: Well... yes, for some.

DG: Special delivery for you from Lord Chaos. Do you know the password?

Gundy: Password?

DG: Yes, my Master said you'd know.

Gundy: Oh yes, the pass word. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."

DG: Very good, milady. Now please sign here.

*Gundy signs*

DG: And here is your crowbar...

Gundy: Crowbar???

DG: To open your present.

*DG walks off and there's a huge crate in Gundy's yard, 20x20x20 feet. There's a sign with Lord Chaos's signet. Gundy reads the note: "This should about do it for a lifetime. Love, C."

Gundy uses the crowbar to open the crate and the entire neighbourhood gets covered by millions of multi-coloured tulips.

A big balloon rises from the remains of the crate, saying: Chaos Rules!*

But in a weeks time when they're all limp and lifeless, will he send more? I doubt it.

Sorry, RC....queeq just blew you away. Although I would have preferred to see "Mayhew Rules" on the ballon...I am definately impressed. Oh, queeq-darling I'm having an extra comfy repulsor lift lounge chair installed in the ANBMB just for you....you dear sweet sith lord, you !!!!!

*Shrugs and goes to call interflora*

We'll see about that.

Plastic flowers last forever, good move quueq... eh was that a secret? Tough call then.

Plastic Flowers... No wonder ramnace is dead for you my man.

RC that was supposed to be a secret. Queeq`s tulips are plastic! hush!!!

Yeah, yeah. You're all just very jealous. Gundy knows the truth.

And RC, don't mess with me on flowers again. That was just a SMALL bouquet according to Dutch standards. We have thousands of acres of that stuff.

Yeah, 1001 ways to bouquet a tulip.

But if you need some, all you have to do is ask.

No, I have things covered thanks.

No trouble, really. Interflora are amateurs compared to what I can do.

Yeah, I bet....

I don't have to post here, I've got to go make queeq a valentine. TRALALALALALLALLALALAL....

A Valentine??? Awwwwwwwwwwee, my Gundy. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=""> )>>>>

OK, well you've succeeded in putting me right off Valentines day anyway.

Valentiney!!!!
*throws chocolates in the air*

You'll get fat if you eat all those chocs...

Dimmy fat ? Never. She's spending her free time with Michael Stefano...sorry, RC.

Dim and Michael.... How nice...

Gee Gundy, you sure have a good memory. Well I hope Dim and Michael will be very happy together. Maybe she'll get him a Valentine ( ).

I am a woman, RC. I have a mind like a steel trap. If it were me, I'd give Michael a little more than just a valentine. Hehehe. (sorry, queeq)

Whi is he anyway, I have a memory like a sewer drain. Only the real dirty, smelly stufff get's stuck in it.

And remember... women remember EVERYTHING. Stay away from them!!!!

I beginning to learn that, well inm Gundy's case anyway. There are others I'm not so sure about...

They're all the same.

Oh no, don't say that, you've just ruined a beautiful dream of mine.

Huh?..speak for yourself..I've quite unique!

Hehehe closing topic