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Guess who turns the big 19 today?..........................................................................................................................I'll give you a hint, his favorite band is Oasis and I think he likes Star Wars.

OK, so are Birthday wishes in order here.

Happy Birthday JO!!!!!
*birthday dance*

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to yououou
Happy birthday dear, JOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Happy birthday to youououououououououououououououou.

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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

Hehehe. J/K, JO...come on over to the ANBMB and we'll celebrate !!!

Gundy is our hostess, but I guess you noticed that.

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What, we got a hostess

Gundy welcomes everyone and feeds them. No funny business, FINTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hehehe. And since is queeq's bar, queeq makes all the rules, but I guess you figured that out already, finti.

Hmmm...I better start working on the menu for the super bowl.

Well Gundark give me a Glen Dagobah ale and a jawa flavored milkshake.

Happy birthday! Ah, what it would be like to be 19 again!

Thanks everybody. Of course, this b-day really doesn't serve any purpose.....just two more short years and then I'll be in heaven

Okay, finti, no drinks outside the bar. Get your butt back in there.

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Hmmm, to be 19 again, to be able to live those years again, perhaps avoid a few mistakes along the way and make all brand new ones.

If I could only remember 19, I'm sure I would want to live it all over again.

I would probably make the same mistakes over again, kind of nice to been 19 again and knowing what I know today.

Yes, that life sucks. That'll make you some depressed 19 year old.

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could come in handy in other departments though

Name one.

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The experience of girls reactions to certain aspects, the right way to approach a woman.

Is there such a way? A RIGHT way to approach women? Guess you're not old enough yet, finti.

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I dunno queeq, seems to work for me.

Actually, 19 was an EXCELLENT years for me. I miss it.

Try rebirthing and wait another 19 years.

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Hmmm....a RIGHT way to approach a woman ?? I think me and Dimmy are gonna have to put our heads together on this one.

I'll solve the mystery: there is none.

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And THAT is why you fail....

*Bows head and sighs*

*Leaves room..... Returns 20 minutes later with two big bouquets of flowers*

Dim, Gundy, for you!

Flowers ? For me ? (Gundark gives RC big hug) Oh you shouldn't have, they're beautiful...you're wonderful...you big handsome hunk !!! (Gundark smiles and buries nose in bouquet, enjoying its lovely aroma)

But you got her and me the same thing! hmph!

Well, if you can't tell the difference between a Bouquet of Mixed Cut Flowers(Gundy) and a Dozen Red Roses(Yours) then that is NOT my problem.

*Kisses Dim on cheek and runs and hides*

Hey, I only get flowers about every 3 years....don't be a killjoy, Dimmy !!!!!

hmmmm...Okay.
*crazily* errrrrrrm...ebu ila booboo?

Hey look! I drove her mad!!!

And Dim is adorable when she's mad. Hehehe.

So what exactly were you trying to prove, RC? Looks like you proved my point.
Gundy and Dimmy love me no matter what I do.

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But you didn't bring us flowers, queeq.

I don't believe I have anything to prove, just saying it with flowers is always a nice thing to do and brings a little happiness.

And Gundy just proved my point as well.

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Well if it makes you happy. I'm just gonna go check on my Interflora stock.....

So chicks dig you have a flower shop?

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Huh? Flower shop, I'm confused.

*RC dials his broker*

Interflora has to with flower shops, right? Here in Holland at least.

*confused - calls his English teacher*

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Actually, there more delivery than shops.

Ah, they are combined here in Holland. But it figures, flowers are horribly expensive in England and they're pretty cheap over here. I can get a big bunch for about 10 pounds.

But I won't.

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And THAT is why you fail.

No, I don't. They still like me.

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Then, that is why THEY fail....

And now you are about to unravel the mystery. Well done, my young apprentice. Soon you will call me Master.

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(Gundark comes walking in, humming, with vase to put flowers in) Oh, sorry queeq, didn't mean to step on your foot...didn't see you standing there.

*RC laughs so hard he falls off his chair.*

Ouch....

Hehehee...RC:1 queeq:0

When you're on a role, you're on a role!!!

*Rubs sore butt and gets back on chair*

RC, you seem to be having a lot of sore butt problems. Perhaps you need a doughnut for your speeder.

Lack of balance

Hmmmm.....and tell me again WHO is bringing balance ?

Damn, sorry JO, Late Happy Birthday to you! It was my birthday this Jan 29th and I reached the tender age of 21!
Anyways, I'm not sure what happened during my year as a 19 year-old. All the years seem the same to me!

Oh wow...Happy late birthday DD!

I don't remember anything between 22-25..it's like they're the lost years..

Yeah, I must have skipped those years. Can`t imagine where they ent.hmmmmm.

I wish I couldn't remember anything between 20 and 32 but that's another story....

Happy Late Birthday, DD...guess you've spent the last week and a half celebrating.

I kind of forgot 22-25 too Dimmy. I remember I was getting divorced...guess its a good thing thats all I remember.

DD, a tad late, but many happy chickens to you, dude.

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Tank you ferry mutch.
Sorry for not being here to share my birthday with you all, but I wanted to eat my chickens alone.
Dang, has anyone else on here got annoyed because there is no chicken emoticon? I'm going to contact Ezboard and threaten them with my lightsabre to make them create a chicken emoticon that I can use. That'll be cool. Shame it ain't gonna happen.

Let someone make you the ultimate chicken sig, Dude. You'll be poultry forever.

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Good idea, I'll get right to it. <<<(Just imagine that's a chicken emoticon will ya?)

I bet there's one outb there for you somewhere.

Everytime I read "Darth Daft" I will think "chicken".

Darth Daft Soup
Darth Daft drumsticks
Darth Daft nuggets
Lemon Darth Daft
South fried Darth Daft

Nah, can't say I do....

Darth Daft au Vin.

I knew there was one I forgot. Plus aboput another 2000 other Darth Daft,... I mean chicken recipes...

We'll have Cannibal Happy Hour at Gundy's later. Bet she knows many more...

Oh, I'm sure she does. But I bet even she needs to pull out a cook book to remember them all...

Not with chicken.

I found it ! 2001 ways to make chicken for DD. It was right next to 2001 uses for a wet wookiee.

Isn't one of those where you wrap the wookkie around a poll and install him in a car wash?

Only 2001? I'm a little disappointed in you, Gundy-dear.

2001, a gastronomic odessey

2010. The recipe we make contact with.

2061: Recipe 3

A long time ago in a cookbook far, far away....

To boldly go where no cook has gone before...

Arrrrgggghhhhh, STAR TREK!!!!!

But you like Star Trek

OH go on, tell them all my dirty little secrets.

You have dirty little secrets? Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Yes, I have dirty secrets. Why, don't you?

Because.......... I'm respectable.

Hey, I'm PERFECTLY respectable. You just don't understand me.

I said I was respectable, not that I was smart.

OK, point taken.

Really? PLease explain it to me then...

Well, you need to be a lot smarter to understand it. I'd hate to se you brain implode....

Sorry about my intelligence restrictions. I will just follow your example then.... NOT.

No, I doubt you meager grey slush could hold my vast interlect.

Meager grey slush? I don't exactly know what that's supposed to mean, but I'm sure it's a compliment.

It refers to the grey matter inside your skull dear boy.

So it's a compliment about my brain?

You guys are making my grey matter hurt

Try some of my meager grey slush. RC tells me it's very good.

Dimmy, your slush isn't grey, its pink. I can see it wafting out of your head in your picture up there.

Pink? That's much nicer than my grey slush.

But it's a little more chewy.

Getting back on topic I predict that Today is the day this topic closes.

Quite right RC!

Today is also "closing lots of topics" day. So people, go start some new topics!