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I'm making a FAQ for the forum, to help out the new members. So I want to know what questions would you have liked to seen in a FAQ when you first started posting?
Things like finding it difficult to register an account.....not understanding the layout......and so on...

Well, being as has come up a bit recently and is a subject close to my heart, a few lines on sigs files and sig images would be good. Don't mind writing something on that for you.

That would be great RC.

I also wanted some feedback from the new main page: www.episode-ii.co.uk/forum
I've added a few lines of introduction to the forum. Have I missed something out, or mis-spelled anything?

I read though it...sounded good and I didn't notice any spelling problems.

Yep, looks good.

It reads well, Raz. Polite, direct and to the point. A good intro.

Like the man himself.

The FAQ is virtually empty at the moment....so can members please post any question that they thing would be suitable...

Here are a list of questions currently in the FAQ:

* How do I post/register?
* I'm having problems, what do I do?
* What are signatures? How do I get a sabre?
* How do I make smiley picture in my post?
* What is meant by "spam"?

Any suggestion would be appreciated.

UPDATE (thanks to Dim)

* What is the Jedi Council? How do I join?
* Is there a limit on sig sizes?
* How can I promote my site/board?
* What is the General Discussion Forum?

How about "How can I post an image in one of my posts?" because you know, even I don't know how to do that yet!

Nice one!

To post an image, you first need to store it somewhere in cyberspace. Usually your ISP give you some free space, or you can make an account at Geocities, Go.com ...
Once you have the "URL TO THE IMAGE" use the following code:

URL TO THE IMAGE

Wow, thanks Raz! I think I had been told that a while back by EJ, but I kinda forgot which topic his post is at!

I'm gonna figure this out yet....(Gundark goes hunting for free space). Be vewy, vewy, quiet.....huhuhuhuh.

You forgot one very important faq, Grand Master R.

* What do I do when I run into Chaos or Mayhem? *

Quite necessary for survival on this board...

queeq abides

Ignore Chaos, buy Mayhem some flowers and keep and eye out for Rats!!!

Ignore Chaos????????? *pouts, lowers head and walks away deeply disappointed*

See, take away his spot light and he melts like an expired candle....

Well, actually, I stepped out of the spotlight with such a cunning move that it couldn't keep up with me. There's a true master of darkness at work here.

I don't think so.....

Yet another incomplete Sith to we destroyed by the Jedi.

Hey, Raz, I have my friend Bart here with a question:

Are we there yet ?
Are we there yet ?
Are we there yet ?
Are we there yet ?

*puts on homers voice* no, no, no, yes...I mean nooooooooooooooooooooo!

BTW what are we talking about?

About a FAQ you should add to the list.

"What do I do when I meet Chaos or Mayhem?"

Point and laugh a lot.

But always buy Mayhem some flowers.

OK, looks like I can play the fool everyone gets to kick. Well, fine then. If that's what it takes to get some appreciation around here.

*Runs off to find his big boots with the steel toe caps.*

I don't mind adding it, but what on earth is the answer?

*puts a big book in the back of his trousers*

*Kicks queeq right in the testimonials*

Should have got two books.

*high pitched voice* Somehow I get the feeling RC doesn't like me anymore.

*faints*

OK, I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I can't help it that my IQ doesn't exceed 50. No need to kick someone when he's down.

50?!? I demand a recount, thats Waaaayyyyy too high.

Yes, Ms. Mayhem LOVES flowers, and RC always has some for her. Whilst on the other hand, master chaos is surrounded by ACRES of tulips and never has nary a bloom to spare, which, quite obviously makes him a swine with a big book down his pants.

Book down his pants? hmmmm..that's a new one...


*steals one of Gunny's flowers*

Don't worry Dim, I sure you get something soon. Now givew that back to Gundy.

Yes, 50.

Well...

... on a good day... you know, the days when the nice gentleman in the white coat says I can take a walk outside. But no longer than 5 minutes.

I hear that the medication does the trick though....

Ummmm, getting back on topic.....any more suggestions?

Nope. I think it's best that some things are left open. If everything is answered there's no need for you to come down from the Throne Room. And we'd miss you so badly.

Ahem, I would just like to point out that I was NOT the one who went off topic here.

And Dimmy can have one of my flowers, I guess. queeq just delivered a godzilla sized box to my door, although Tommy isn't real happy about it.

Well, only one then.

A single flower, that is romantic.

Yes, I know. I have a certain... penache.

Its just a flower, RC...no lesbianism intended (once again).

Not? *pout*

lesbianism? flowers? OK, we're off-topic again!

Thanks for your help guys! If you have any suggestions then just send them by mail.

Closing Topic...

yeah i love lesbianism

OK ash, are you stalking me?

LMFAO!

No wait...now i look like a stalker!

indeed iam stalking you Raz

Hey, it's all good!

btw, Nice close

That post was made on EZboard..

Im not stalking Raz!!


*is invisible so no one can tell when shes viewing ''whos online''*


in mot stalking....you...Raz...

Thats a shame

get her address and stalk her

Already there

But you know I am really.....im visible to you....




Im stalking Raz and badkittykitty!!



oops

burls, did you get my PM request

*thinks of those three together*

jawdrop

my smilie exactly

I thought we agreed to keep that to weekends



but seriously... what

seriously i was being not serious

There is only one thing i have to say yerss's comment

drool

Your Razyness, where have all the global mods gone...there are only two now

*hides away from the wrath of Raz*

I think it's a massive hit, you seem to like it, raz seems to like it
I as matchmaker seem to like it

Going through a "reorganization" - long story

Ok cool!!

considering his underneath a horse, I would be more hoping he's not going to be pissed ON!

(adapted quote from Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

OMG I totally remember that scene!!!

I totally love that movie

a friend and I always fooled around when we were walking on the street with "say... do you know ... praying mantis?" and than acted all weird infront of a few old folks

then we must be stalking in circles 'cause I'm stalking you and raz!

me too!

it's agreed than, just need a place and a date and the fun can begin