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I just reached 3,600 posts and since I did I have decided to tell everyone this news. When I reach 10,000 posts I will hang up my saber and retire from this forum. And don't worry, I will find a good replacement by then. It's still a while away but I thought you all should know.

Why ???

Too much time wasted. Just kidding. I don't really know...it's just a decision I felt I must make.

Well its a long way away, EJ. And its a long wait for ep3...you might reach 10000 before then.

Well you never know. And even if I stop posting here I'd still most likely be @ theforce.net. But it's still a long time away.

So this is good news?

Just when you are getting interesting you decide to quit. Well, how nice. We spend all this time raising you and when you think you're good enough on your own, you're leaving us. Is that the thanks we get?

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It's still a long time away,queeqie.

Personally, i have over 16,000 posts on this account alone, and i see no end in sight for me....once you get to a certain point your can't quit, you just come back for more.

You're doomed...

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10,000 ?? We could almost buy our own ship for that !!

Yeah, but who's gonna administer it kid... You???

Ooooh, I missed that. Good one Gundy, indeed you are powerful as I had forseen.

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Well, just so everyone will talk with me I've decided to announce my own momentous decision.

When I read 100 million posts then I'm going to retire from this forum, I know you are all probably shocked by this news but I figure that by then I'll probably be dead and I won;t really have much time for Star wars any more.

I hope you can all understand and support my choice.

Thank you.

Good. It's about time.

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Ya know, maybe I'll just hang around and get on your case for the rest of the millenia instead!!!!

HEhehehehe...Grumpy Old men..

Well, I don't know what's upset HIM!!!!

He's just worried his apprentice will become HIS master

Well, just don't go throwing him down any reactor shafts.

Why not. Sounds like an excellent ride. A one-in-a-lifetime experience, I bet.

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Well, I prefer the Tower of Terror!!! Six drops for the price of one!

No, the reactor shaft just goes on and on and on. And... it's free admission!

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BUt can you go on Star Tours afterwards?

No, HE can't, RC. But since I'll be famous, you can take me to Disneyworld with you and I can sign autographs and stuff. Hehehe.

The best Stars are at the bottom anyway. It's a ball down there.

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Sorry Gundy, all rides omn that flight have gone I'm afraid!

Oh please, RC, look again. Otherwise I'll have to take her... again...

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Well, that works but I doubt Tommy would be too impressed. Then again, he wouldn't be the only one, would he?

Yes, but RC, we have to remember to take pity on those who have failed to have been eternally absorbed into this mindless madness created by that great flanneled brain.

Yes, what happened to them? Are they ill.

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No, queeq, just hopelessly sane, normal human beings.

Sane, normal human beings? Sounds scary. What do they look like? Have you ever seen one out there, beyong the Jundland Wastelands? Or maybe I have heard of them, don't they live on the moons of Iego?

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No, they live on a place called Earth, whilst we live in a galaxy far, far away.

Yep, and I like it here.

Earth?

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Whereever here is?

Here is Tatooine, not Earth.

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Kewl, I can work on my tannage!!!

Slim and tan. Soon you'll be a true babe magnet. Want me to wax your surfboard for you?

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Slim, I WISH, Maybe if I loose about another 70lbs.....

Just continue eating lettuce. The slim waste line will go well with your long ears.

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OKay surfer boys...back on topic

Why do you always try to get back on topic? Straying off the topic is kind of the point of a general discussion. For about 10 posts, you stay relevant, then it all turns to nothing!

Hey G22, stuff happens. What can we say....

GDF is for discussing things other than SW...if you want to discuss something then start a topic.. Trust me...if all the threads get off topic they always end up talking about the same things in 10 different threads...sex and chicken

Ummm.....

*raises hand*

Where's the sex then???? I musta missed those topics.

*grins*

Thats probably because IGMB has temporarily left the building.

With Elvis.

Whyyyy, thank you very much.

Hmmm...if I'm Mayhem, queeq must be Chaos..thanks, JC, I'll consider it a left-handed compliment.

Hey, Elvis..how about a fried peanut butter & banana sandwich ?

OK, now Gundy thinks she's in a Lethal Weapon movie...

With Mel Gibson ??????!!!!!! Get out of my way, man, I've got a hot date !!!!!

Bucket of ice cold water for Gundy please!

(Gundark cleverly dodges bucket of water and flings arms around Mel's neck)

And Gundark finds out that Mel is just as tall as a Jawa.

Oh, finti...you just ruined my day ! (and night)

Nice new sig, Gundy. So indeed you are Mayhem now. We need something that'll link up your sig with a future one of mine... Ideas?

queeq abides... as Darth Chaos.

I'm sure Dim can come up with something.

Seems like Dim is the answer to all our problems these days.

Well, I think so.

Computer-stupid Gundark is forever in Dimmy's debt.

We all are.

Actually Gundy, I feel you're just a little to hard on yourself.

But there is no denying that Dim is a multi-talented young lady.

MULTI? When did that happen?

See, you missed it. She's more than just a pretty face you know. There's talent, mind, soul and freedom in there too...

Hahahahahahahahaha, good one.

And there was me thinking you knew her....

I guess queeq spent all his time at the original blue milk bar drinking instead of getting to know the real Dimmy.

Hehehehe, Let's not discuss what happened in the original bar

So I'm multitalented huh?...hmmmm...scared to ask what my other talents are.

I think I have an idea.

Full report at 10!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha *can't stop laughing*

OK, someone call the men in white coats. queeq has snapped.

Wooohahahaha, multi-talented, hihihihihihohohohohohoho.

*starts fastening his straight jacket*

Hahahahahahahahah

*sticks needle into queeqs arm.*

This will make you feel MUCH better...

I'll wheel him down to.....LEVEL 5. Bwahahahahhahahah

*sticks thumb in mouth*

Mommy mommy, I want my mommy.

*Jabs two more needle in his arms.*

There you go, that should do it.

*queeq slumps forward and snores.*

*dreams of electric sheep*

*Goes back to stroking Dims ego*

Uuugghghh, stop that fondling. Can't you do that somewhere else?

I said her ego, NOT her libido!!!

Yeah, sure, right, whatever you want to call it.

Talk about getting off topic....I think somebody needs to get a room. With no view.

We're *a bit* off topic. Since theres nothing left to say on the topic, I'm closing it.