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Okay...this is the chicken thread...so lets try to leave chickens out of other things..agreed?

Of course...we can talk about other animals too..horses, cats...meow.

DD will sniff this out in no time !!

Be kind of the Yellow pages then?

Amen! Dimmy-dear.

Oooooh, DD will be so happy. I dub it "DD's Chicken Farm".

Time for dinner, Gundy?

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OMG!!!!

We had it coming, RC.

You better relax and enjoy DD's ride.

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Heres something for DD to his teeth into:
http://www.wtv-zone.com/upisdown/cdan.gif

But..... it IS DD!!!!

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Raz, that is FANTASTIC !!! Where the heck is DD when we need him ???

I could watch that little chicken dance all day

Can't you give that chicken a hood and replace it for DD in the diner pic? It'll definately look more like DD than that pic does.

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The sound the sound.
<Quasimodo where are those darn earplugs, never mind those tiny bells. Finti put a big huge glass of b... beverage on quasi`s hunch and leans back to whatch todays fotball match.>

I can't believe DD hasn't been here yet ? Hasn't he finished that darn lightsaber yet ???

WAY COOL!!!!! But it scared the crapola out of me when my computer started playing the chicken song at me.

<whistling, Darth Daft casually wanders into this topic>

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I think this is.......this is.......HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe...Chicken Polka

I was talking on the phone and BAM...Chicken music.

Okay, my speakers are on and I'm not getting any chicken music. (Gundark, fiddles with volume control, pouts)

It does take a while to kick off. I'd been looking at the page for about 2 minutes B4 it started playing.

Check that "midi" isn't muted in Volume Control....

Oh, you KnowAll.

I got it now...I was missing some quicktime software..yeesh. Better add this one to the jukebox at Raz's

I'm taking the music off, as its causing Dim problems....if you still want to listen to the music....as you stare at the chicken, then download it here: www.wtv-zone.com/upisdown...ckdan.midi

There was music to the chicken? Oh, I missed all the fun.

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Well the chicken polka, if thats considered as music I guess I missed out onthe music too.
My girlfriend thought I downloaded that tune. Man I never sink that low.

Yay! My computer didn't freeze up!..but no polka..bummer

finti, you just haven't spent enough time here yet to sink that low I have to ask, though, what does your girlfriend have to say about your SW obsession ?

Well Gundark, she shakes her head and says if the kid is a boy I know what kind of goodnight stories you gonna feed him.
I hung up a poster in our bedroom, its the combined posters of the first trilogy. She decorated the bedroom walls with typical girl stuff, when she finished I thought my turn.
At the local cinema they have posters for a lot of films for sale and some very good SW posters, to decorate the nursery!!!!
All in all she very very cool with my obsession, she doesnt share it, but its my thing and I`ve had it since long before I even met her.(We have been living together for five years in april, met her six years ago though) I

That's cool, finti. Start that baby out right !!

Yep! A real jedi. My nephew, who is 10 ,is a huge SW fan which my brother is blaming me for. Whats to blame he get all the cool games and this Christmas he got LEGO`S droid developing kit. Very nice very difficult for a computer illiterate like me so I guess I leave that one alone before I screw it all up..

You start the indoctrination very early on. I at least waited for my son to get hooked. He got into JarJar when he saw him on the back cover of the TPM novel, when I was reading it. He was about a year and a half. He thought it was ET at first. He knew from a little plastic ET he disovered in a box on the attic. So I corrected him by saying it's JarJar and now he hooked on SW. He's not even three years old. At least I can say I can't help it. You could finti.

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Awwwwwww Diiiiimmmmmm, you're no fun.

I already got some SW bedsheets for kids, the kid will dream SW.

OK, I got those as well. But they were already born.

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Oh, you sith masters are all alike. Always plotting the destinies of innocent youths.

I just stick with the chickens.

<Darth Daft pulls out several Sith Chickens with red lightsabre beaks>

This HAS to go way beyond 36 posts. Hmmm...does this mean being bad is more fun than being good ?

By the way, DD we had chicken on Tuesday.

And you didn't invite DD??? Bad Gundark, bad!

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Sorry, DD

You know, I wonder if in ESB, when Lando turned Han, Leia and Chewie over to Vader in that dining room...did they all have brunch together, you know, before Vader tortured them ?

Hmmmm..no, I don't think they did...how rude!

Then why bother to set the table ?

Chickens are very abundant on Bespin. I'm sure it was all the characters ate throughout their stay at Cloud City. Lucky guys....

Okay, DD....your daftness is showing here big time. Chickens abundant on Bespin ? First of all, I didn't see one freakin' chicken strutting around Cloud City and since Bespin is a GASEOUS WORLD, I doubt they'd be scratching and pecking around in the layers of tibanna unless they float aimlessly about like they do in your imagination, which is where I think that daft idea came from. Hehehe. (Sorry, DD...just had to pick on ya a little..forgive me ? )

OMG, this is silly. hehehe.

What I want to know is how vader expected anyone to eats anything. The minute he removed his mask to east they would all have started barfing big style....

Hmmm, smells like chicken, looks like chicken, must be pork...

Vader: "Solo, would you please pass the raspberry jam?"

Han: "Up yours."

Hehehe, I bet you're a charming hostess Gundy

How would Vader eat in company with others.
There is also a new SW book coming out
"The diary of a Star Destroyer chef" part 1

Sorry about the slightly inaccurate information about chickens on Bespin. It's actually turkeys that live there

Okay, DD...turkeys. How stupid of me not to have know that. Now everything makes complete sense.

It's true. But you won't see them in the original ESB. While shooting it Kershner had some major troubles with the animal protection groups. They were added in CGI for the special Edition. You'd have to go through the Cloud City scenes frame by frame and you can see them lurking in the shadows. Ughnauts keep them as pets.

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The voice of reason steps in......

Where? Where?

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My master is such a comedian....

Hey, DD, I'm making chicken cordon bleu on Saturday...just thought I'd let you know.

Ah Gundy, you make me so proud with these cruel torturing techniques.

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Hehehe. I made my master proud. (Gundark pours herself a shot of Hair of the Wookiee to celebrate.)

Hey, gimme one too, my young ( ) apprentice.

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(Gundark pours queeq a double) Here you go master, and congrats on the continued success of the ANBMB !!!

Thanks, looks like we're in the clear for a while.

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I guess you could always sacrifice a gungan to appease the Mod Squad....

Nah, I tried serving one to them, but it was too chewy for them.

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Serving an edible gungan might be the greatest test of my culinary skills.

You're welcome to try. Anything to please, I owe them a lot.

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Hmmmm, well it does taste like chicken, with a touch of paprika......

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh, you tried it?

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Why do you think he's hunched over on his speeder bike like that, queeq ?

Hemmorhoids?

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Nah, the ointment clear all that up. But it is a lesson not to sit on cold walls.....

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(Gundark pulls out SW cookbook)

Hmmmm....

1. Gungan pancakes
2. Cream of Gungan soup
3. Fried Gungan brains (for one)
4. Baked Jawa-stuffed Gungan

Let's have chicken !!!!

How can you think of food after listening to RC's hemmorhoids adventures?

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Control, control. I have learned control.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

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Well I learned that there's nothing more comfortable to sit on than a little blow up rubber ring...

Should have brought it with you when you sat on that speeder bike.

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Well I'll be sure to do a better job next time.

Oh... and when you do, bring your ankle blaster. That'd look so cool.

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Can we get back on topic...Chickens remember, I think, just anything!...I really don't want to hear about hemmoroids..

Chicken...the other white meat!

I agree, Dimmy...asteroids are one thing...hems are completely different. Hmmm...shouldn't that actually be the other way around ?

Also, Dimmy, thought you might like to know I am making "Dim Sum" in two weeks for my parents and sister & brother in law.

Run, Dim, Run!!!

I have trained you a little too well, Gundy. You have turned into a cannibal.

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Hannibal the cannibal ? Don't think so.

Dim Sum in chinese means "to point". They bring carts of all kinds of appetizers and food around and you point to what you want. Egg rolls, pot stickers, shrimp toast, steamed dumplings, all kinds of stuff. Then you get stuffed.

You're just making that up. Like you know Chinese.

Let's face it, you just want to eat Dim.

Yes please, oops, sorry, wrong thread....

Dim sum is exactly that, I have some chinese frineds and we used to go to china town in soho for Dim Sum for breakfast or brunch.

RUN, DIM, RUN!!!!! RC's after you as well!

Thank you, RC, for backing me up on that one. SEE, queeq, us gutter people are fluent in over six million forms of communication !!

Me, eat Dim? I find that hard to imagine.

Swallow then?

I am not touching your last post with a ten foot pole, RC.

Looks like Gundy is smartening up. Can you teach me too?

I have to idea what you are talking anout Gundy...

And that... is why you fail.

I wasn't aware of a failure, please clarify...

*sigh* Never mind.

NO, come on, I wanna know now...

Oh, now I have to explain and destroy the joke. Not this time.

Awww, you NEVER explain anything.

Nope, things speak for themselves. Do I have "teacher" tattooed to my forehead?

Now, but I thought you were the master. Clearly you speak a better story than you tell....

I AM the master. So: watch and learn.

So, master, teacher.... I'm watching.

*Sits attently on the floor and stares at queeq*

*queeq impersonates Clint Eastwood with his tommy blaster, then kicks the jukebox which breaks up in little pieces*

See? Chaos.