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Okay..let's hear em.

None. Except maybe harrassing RC a bit more

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1)Less Drinking, A LOT less, you guys have no idea, me and five of my friends when we meet on the weekends can literally drink down eight 6-bottle packs of Beck's a weekend. (close to 16 beers each), and when the wife's decide to have a couple than we have to buy more. DARN! But they like to stick to frucohol drinks. (Daquiries, Malts, Koolers)

That's it.

I live near N.O. so I have to have my daquries.

What about those Mint Julips Mr. Underage Drinker?

Mint Julips? A Kiddy drink?

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OOPS ! I already posted mine over under Merry Christmas when the mince pie thread ran out. Sorry.

Not a one, didn't even think about making any this year. I suppose the diet is ongoing and I don't smoke and I don't drink very often so I guess I'm just Mr. Boring.

So what else is new?

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Well not much, but who is the most boring? The bore or the bore who listens to him.

I knew you were going to say that...

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What's that Mrs.Dim? And for your information,I drank champaigne on NYE.

Yeah I gotta cut down on drinking too. I rarely do have any drinking sessions, but when I do they can be quite heavy.
I also gotta move to Ireland.
Learn another language (no particular reason, just feel lazy knowing only one).
Travel the world.
Learn Wing Chun, so that my dark Sith powers can become just that little more advanced.

Most of those I can't actually do within a year, but I can at least start them.

Well one of you guys can come down here to Germany and meet some of my buddies. Josef and Gary (Not pronounced like you think they would be ) have never met Americans or British people before, they are almost like me, farmed all their life. BUT, I have been places!

Josef and Gary? German cowboys... I bet they're great fun.

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SO, what were Dims New Years Resolutions?

Actualy, I am going to loose 28lbs before the end of June. There, I made one!

I'm 256lbs now, so that means I have to be 228 in 6 months time.... Then another 28 by Christams 2001 for an even 200.

Did you start losing weigth already? Better start and show us that you're serious about it...

Dim has no resolutions. She's a nihilist.

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I wanna see RC in the bowflex commercial. Hehehe.

What's bowflex?

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Its an all-in-one piece of gym equipment that gives you like a total workout just by changing a few weights and positions. There's a more popular one called soloflex. The guy in the commercial looks like a cross between Fabio and Arnold Schwarznegger or something like that. Like he was born with giant biceps and six pack abs. You know, like RC.

And you'd see RC with a biceps...

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I have the biceps thanks you very much. WHoever asked, yes I have already lost a load, and gained some back.

Started at 280, went down to 240, went back up to 262. Was down to 246 before Christams butyou know I just couldnt resist those chocs and stuff.

Resolutions....hmmmm... I guess I`ll say see the entire SW saga at least 5 times maby more depends on how much spare time I`ll have. Read the novelisations of the films one more time.

Novelisations? That sounds like EU...

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I think he just means the novels of the four films, MASTER. Yeesh.

I resolve to spend more time here with you nerfherders.

Novelisations of the four movies may turn out to be EU after all.

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It's mp good when you know how the book ends.

I know, takes the fun right out of it!

Kind of like watching Titanic...hmmmm, I wonder if the boat will sink at the end ?

Well, some people like knowing...and some people like planning...neither works for me.

But I don't think the people on the Titanic planned on the boat sinking, Dimmy

German Cowboys?? Please don't say that, they would literally shoot you. We are not cowboys, we don't were suspenders, we don't chew on wheat! ( We dress like typical Germans just don't work in buildings. Blue jeans and white chest-chokers.

And that's why we call you GERMAN cowboys.

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Queeq, is EU bad? Regard your answer because Im a Norwegian and this question might be missleading.
Here you can show off your political knowledge(consider it a hint)

Both forms of EU are bad.

As for SW EU, it's not bad, it's just not canon. It gives no guarantuees for contents of the upcoming movies. That's all. Otherwise it's just fun entertainment and you're welcome to it. But please drive no claims from it.

As for the other EU, I hope the ship sinks disastrously and soon.

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queeq is into fun entertainment.

The other EU? I am confused...queeq stop with the cowboy remarks.

The other EU is the European Union, a spin off the Usa.
Norway deceided to be outside this EU, we got the oil, the gas and the money. You just love to have us as a part.
Well as FDR(president of usa in th 30/40) said " if you want to know democracy look to Norway."
You see we still belive, Europe can never be united, to many differences, in opinion nationalities, currencies and then some. Its enough to cope with USBR( united states of banana republics) after this years(2000) election

*Smacks His Forehead* Oh okay, I thought the other EU was Star Wars related, obviously you and queeq had a side convo somewhere.

Well, that's allright. The big battle of THAT EU is whether it will be Great Germany, Great France or Greater Great Britain after all. It's the last change these three historical rivals have to conquer Europe indefinately. Who will win? Well, not the people of the Eropean countries, that's for sure.

I think Norway did the right thing. We Dutch are stupid!

What wrong with cowboys?

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I don't like country music. Dang, off topic again. (Gundark fumbles in pockets for keys to the Falcon)

Cowboys smells like horses, PHEWW.
Topic, what topic?

New Years Resolutions...

Mines is to be a cowboy...er...girl.

Like riding German horses?

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Sure...I could go to Germany and grab one of UBH's horses

I think I would be a great cowgirl...I think I'm going to go buy some boots. UBH, do German's wear cowboy boots?

GRAB one of UBH's horses? Uhm, on second thought, never mind...

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I could really go places with this thread.....(Gundark fights dark side with left brain)....

I have never ridden a horse in my life, but the farm across our road has horses and I go over and feed them apples and carrots. They love it.

I didn't mean it like that ya pervert!

I'd really like to learn..but I don't know if that will ever happen..

It would help if you knew someone who had a horse....of course. Hehehe

Yeah, I do...but I'm to embarassed to ask to ride them..

Why ?

We will all close our eyes when you try. |I

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I hate screwing up in front of people...It's too embarassing..

Well I can sympathize with you on that one.

I've kind of got used to doing that now. Screwing up becomes fairly easy to deal with when you're as daft as I am.

Daftness... the only way to happiness.

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Mail me some daftness, DD. My supply is low.

I think he ate it.

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Horses? Ho did we get onto horses. Oh well, I haven't ridden a horse in donkeys years.

I've screwed up plenty of times though even in just the last 2 weeks.

AHAH !!! I re-read the thread and it was finti who brought up horses....Yeah !!! It wasn't me, tra lalalalalalala !!

I resolve to stop making dumb resolutions.

And you're the clever one among us, Gundy-dear.

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See...I can stay on topic...and squeal on others!!! Hehehe

You make me feel very proud. See, their feeble powers are no match for you.

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Okay, now I resolve to get some work down here at the office and stop getting distracted by checking in here a thousand times a day.

You shouldn't do this at work, you know. But it does make me proud of you, my young ( ) apprentice.

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The guys are in Jamaica, remember ?? No rolling eyes over my shoulder this week. I resolve to go to Jamaica next year!!!

I don't think you two could stay on topic to save your lives...


I dare you to..

But Dim... we have a secret mission.

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See, Dim ?? queeq constantly leads me astray. Its the darkside, I'm telling you!!!!

I've got it, queeq and Gundy are Team Rocket.

Okay, RC...time to educate a dumb American again.

And a dumb Dutchman.

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So that`s how the Master and his apprentice marks themselves.
Things that make you go hmmmm!!!!

Pop quiz: Which song are the Emoticons portraying?

A hint! Its the start line of the chorus.

Hmmm..got me stumped...but I do know that Team Rocket is a Pokemon reference...or atleast I think it is

finti, you're a real comedian. Pokemon ?? Hmmmm....I've poked the Pillsbury Doughboy once or twice, but never queeq.

Answere of pop quiz: Theme from Rawhide!!!
Rollin rollin rollin keep them wagons rollin rawhide.
Bluesbrothers anyone?

Okay, yeah. I would have got it eventually.

Yep, Pokemon it was.

http://www.teamrocket.co.uk/assets/images/7.jpg

Looks like the game Final Fantasy VII!

RC, you sure know how to get your point across !

Okay. I have a request. Can we please refrain from any Pokemon crap here. I know we can sink pretty low, but this beats it all.

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Pica?

Elite ? What is this, a word association game?

Pica? Elite? I'm lost now...

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As in Picachu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHGHGHGH, Pokemon. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP IT!

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OK People, so how are we doing with these?

I'm gonna be real smug cos I already lost 10lbs of my first 28. Hopefully this means I can stay ahad of target and loose the first 28 before end of March rather than June which would be really useful.

So... when did you want us to help you find them again?

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ACtually, I just checker again (wednesdays is weigh day) and I'm now down to 243lbs. So, I'm alreadt well on my way to my target.

Be sure not to hit anything else on the way... like a pub.

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Well, I'll try. More likely to hit the salad bar at the ANBMB to be honest.

Go, RC, Go !!! Keep at it, man ! I'm proud of you...its really hard to loose weight. I always give up cheese and sweets for Lent and I loose at least 10 pounds and a couple of inches. Maybe you should try it.

Salad bar? We have a salad bar?
That's gotta go! It's way too healthy, we do not serve that kind there.

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Well, you wanna be a porker all you life, personally I'm happy to eat the leaves if it means I loose a few lbs and get fit.

Fit for what?

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Wel, tempted to say Fit for Nothing but I'll let you make that joke at me expence later.

Fit because it is infinitatly more preferable thatn being unfit. I really didn't think I'd loose weight so quickly, but I KNOW it's gonna be SOOOOOOO good to to out at the weekend and buy a pair of jeans with a 36" waist, that's something I haven't done for about 12 years.

I guess when you get the motivation bug it just hits you.

And what's next? Anorexia?

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Nah, I make it a rule never to suffer from an ailment I can't spell.

Besides, I'm still 243lbs so I doubt anorexia(copied your spelling!!!) is an issue somehow.

Ooooooooooh..see, improvement!

OK, well I sense that it will soon be bye bye for this thread.....

I'll have to start a "RC's on a Diet" thread!!!!

How about if I send you "42 ways to fix lettuce" ?

You could use the slogan : "Rabbits eat it and they look healthy."

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Well thanks Gundy, but it's amzing justr how many ways you can fix salad and vagtables if you really put you mind to it.

I think if you try real hard you can come up with 43 ways.

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