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me and my friends now have a slapping list - people who we think deserve a great big slap!

feel free to add people as they occur to you!

a spawn of satan bio techer, who i dont even know, who confiscated my mobile!! i wasnt in my leson, or anyone elses lesson, it wasnt annoying anyone, i wasnt in her room and shes not my teacher!

Bush

Jar Jar.

I just said that

oh yeah Chirac

a stoopid boy who broke two of my bessie mates hearts AT THE SAME TIME!

How did he manage that?

who cares just slap him

You can't slap him. Even the judges didn't manage to !

Since yesterday, my ex, who played with my cousins' and myselfs' feelings and emotions a month apart.
*Shakes at thought*

Tex.

Oh yeah, Tex is a no-brainer.

and his lady friend, and I use the word lady loosely, a bit like her really.

hmm, much anger I sense in you...

too late for that, I think I have been on the darkside for quite some time now.

I think I have too. I have the outfits and everything...

I think you are Exar Kun.

You say the nicest things..now how do I post a pic, you can then draw your own judgements...

slap hilary, slap that other piano teach who said mean things about me, slap all those customers who call me at work and ask the same thing over and over and over! wow - this is great therapy!

aww I cant think of anyone I want to slap...spank maybe...

Scoundrel I have seen you pic when you posted last year as Zereil.

was that the one with the sword? I have an even better newer one but its just too big...will have to cut it down...

Nah it was the same as the one you have just posted in the pic thread, you posted the same last year.

ah

Slap my best friends ex-girlfriend who got me and him arrested for being concerned about her when afterward we found she was cheating on him. curse word, curse word, curse word, curse words infinity.

and we do have a ToMacco Slapping Machine Xtreme around here

well tells a little bit about their incompetence

Right (It's like italian judges with Berlusconi...)
By the way, why do you want to slap him ?

because he is an ignorant jerk that thinks HE is the head of EU, and I dont care too much for EU so if he thinks he is in charge he should take the heat as well

Ok for the head of the EU..., but he can't be a ignorant jerk (we have a great school here for politician...find another insult !)

ok he is an arrogant ignorant jerk

he is worse than the Norwegian PM and then you are pretty bad.

I can't help not hating him...
You'll explain me your point of view some day...

my point of view that he is a jerk, that together with that moron in Germany they jepordized the Nato alliance

The following are on my list:
Mah
Corran
Finti
Mech
RCatch22
Ush
Raz
Yerssot
Gundark and her brother BankOne
Backfire
Captain Rex and his brother
ToMacco
Dim

Keo & mech are the only regulars not on my list
Everyone else, watch out!

Ooh, It's that....
The Iraqi problem...again ! Well it's hard nowadays to express one's opinion...because then US, & half of Europe have a grudge on you...

Stay Calm, FInti !

Not too bright are you Tex, you have put Mech on your list and yet you have said he and Keo are the only regulars not on your list, clever boy.

teehee! I made it on the list!

I didn't.

you still have a long way to go

no bugs on the list?

why would there be?

I was framed!

lol... I gues everyone because I like slapping... No kidding that was bad... I gues I have to say my brother for being a jerk.

well Tex would be on my list but I have a rule against raising a hand against the mentally retarded so Tex is off the hook

slap all you alls, or I might just slap my own a@@

Well I would put all my teachers down but I finished school now but what the heck I will add them anyway because they were EVIL!!!

that's the spirit!

in the meantime... I think ever student in the UK is on this board

I believe you are right, yerss...

How evil were they, Yazmin?

oh this is just asking for it. *slaps ush's ass*

that obvious BF?
or should we make a banner "slap ush's ass" and place it around him?

well, he flirted with one and said he loved her, and it turned out he was doing exactly the same with the other. he even used the same chatup lines!!!!


(he is top of the slapping list!)

probs yerss - there do seem to be a lot of us!

anyway, its more fun than doing homework!

well, perhaps a few students missing out

Well, hey, I like flirting with girls, sometimes more than one... but I am never liberal with saying I love them! In fact, I have only ever said that in that sense twice. And the first time I was wrong. Hmm.

(slaps self)

I know your a flirt Ush *smiles*

lol

Anyway I have to slap myself for not having money. I need money!

Awww!

*Smacks self unconcious and thinks* Get a job you poor bastard!!!

Go ahead and try! And you didn't even remember my brother's username! He'll be PO'd...and he's already PO'd because he had a lousy day on the road.

Bespin Bart, and I didn't have to look that up
What's he doing on the road anyways?

fleeing from you?

slap my piano techer for thinking i cant count to 4
slap my music teacher for embarrassing me in front of my whole class when my performance peice wasnt even the worst
slap my band teacher for not letting me play piano

can you tell music isnt my strong point?

hrm....my headteacher is top of the slapping list.......she can't remember my name yet insists on saying hello and calling me JO everytime she sees my then corners me and asks me why i'm surprised she's talking to me......she also thinks she's really funny......and she isn'/t

you mean, you're not called jo??

I had a lecturer at college who called me by a different name every time he saw me, I couldn't be arsed to correct him so I guess its my fault too. Maybe we both deserve a lil' slap?

I think maybe he was doing it on purpose cus I always fell asleep in his class. He has the most boring mono-tone voice that made me soooo sleepy, plus he taught engineering materials, which is hardly the most riveting subject matter anyway.

yikes! i hope none of my students want to slap me.

no yerss....i am NOT called jo.
I have correcte her before but she still calls me Jo *sighs* oh well

Everyone knows ush is a flirt!

you are far too nice to slap!

i want to slap my piano teacher.....

I'm not a flirt in a BAD way... I just enjoy being friendly... and I like people...

but you are a tease.

Anna Nicole

Anna Nicole needs to be slapped because she needs to lose wait and stop being annoying.

Ohh add another person to my slapping list: my friend Sebastian. I just found out that he got arrested for stealing some old womans purse, drunk. He's only 16 and his attitude gets on my nerves.

ME!!!
*slaps self*

jar jar deserves far more than just a slap!!!
he has to be castrated. OUCH. with a blunt, rusty razor blade.

Anybody who has not added someone to the slapping list needs to be slapped - its healthy to be angry! it means you can then function normally!!

I want to slap Slap Happy Pappy for his version of the slapy slap slap

I'm sorry to hear that

stephanie WAS on the slapping list when i got back from the prom thursday nite, but i think i have calmed down now!

good job!
*thumbs up*

Haven't had to add anyone recently to my list.

I am resurrecting the slapping list!

BOTh Vetkin And Neo v7, they are the same perone.

This little five year old kid needs to be slapped. I shot a parade for the news a while back and this little five year old devil in disguise starts throwing those little snapper fire work things at my video camera. I said, "Hey, could you please not do that?" He continued throwing them at me and they kept popping right in my face. I looked around and didn't see any parent or anything watching the little son of a crack fiend. I asked him to stop one more time, which he didn't, so I leaned down and said to him, "thanks a lot you little f*cking a**hole." Serious! To a little five year old kid I said this. Then I crossed the street and shot the parade from the other side. That kid needed to be slapped.

Ha, ha, ha! That's funny! I would've made the kid eat my shit!

wow am I glad I decided to read this thread! I cant quite laughing! thanks guys!!

okay I have to put this here even though it's wrong...blue angel for being eminem/the one.tsk,tsk on you

They bro and sis tho?

nope,it pmed a bunch of people confessing

I wanna spank Mech!

he's probably in your house, do it.

This is sooooooooooooooooo boooooooooring. Nobody's here cept BackFire!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't we all?

most of all Mech himself

wooow... this brings back memories!

lemme see... well... ToMacco is still high on my list

*gets out ToMacco Slapping Machine Xtreme, ToMacco Slapping Machine Advance and ToMacoo Slapping Machine*
hope these still work!

erm.... spanking? well, Johnny Depp would be top of that list...

*waits for girls to come in screaming about depp and bloom*

Punching would be Bloom, plain and simple. That ***** is goin down if im in hte ring with him.

ooooo tough girl!

Slap?
Well, today that would be myself...
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/frusty.gif

why?

LoooOOOOng Story...

Well start typing we are good listeners.

Not sure you need a slap, here have a medal, just don't tell Muttley.

Well, thank you.

My self-slapping stems from the fact, that the guy in question looked like he could be the villain in a Hollywood action movie. I think I was simply lucky he didn't start beating me up.
Getting away with stuff like that isn't really bravery. It's stupidity...

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, but if it happen again I will slap you,

there is a line ??
never seen it !

It's vry very fine.

if it's SO fine you can stay with one foot in each side.what happens then ?or that represents the normality ?

me confffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused....


me needs a slap... me failing biology...

*hugs phoe*
don't fail biology!

*hugs yerss*

byebye... me going now...


*hugs yerss again*

hey! I dislike this!

Failing Biology, that's horrific, if you do it again I will slap you.

you better not corran!

Why?

we have slapping machines for that

*begins to build biology slapping machine*

good idea... will that help you pass?

heehee...

doubt it!

but still fun

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust teasing

*slaps yerss*

j/k!!

phoe not happy

how did you come to that conclusion...?



confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused...

phoe, slapping, yerss

I said it was a joke!




*cries*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

*hugs phoe*
phoenix sad not happy

Phoenix not happy cos yerss not happy with Phoenix....


http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/msn-cry.gif

me no like crying
me want phoe happy!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sadwalk.gif

*hugs phoe*
phoe happy now?

...

phoe sillent?

I HAD to resurrect this!

and still didn't answer the question

hehe ofc not she dodged it

then id be forced to kick ur ass

and I would join you silver!

ofc? huh? wassat mean?